TOP 10 LIES
1. No your bum doesn’t look big in that
2. I only had 2 pints.
3. I really like your mother…. Really!
4. I’ll only put it in a little bit, promise.
5. It’s not you, it’s me.
6. Size doesn’t matter.
7. The cheque is in the post.
8. You’re much better looking than her.
9. Cant come into work, me granny died.
10. I’ve had that dress for years.
