USE YOUR TOOL AND FOOL US TODAY WAS ANTOINETTE FROM SHELBOURNE DENTAL CLINIC

HERE HE IS.... NIAMH'S UNCLE NED!!!

SOME OF YOUR UNUSUAL TALENTS FROM THIS MORNING!!

I can dislocate my shoulder and lick my elbow. Don’t ask how I know that I just do. From Abbie

I'm double jointed in my knees. I can bend them right back. From Sinead

Good morning Jim and Niamh I can play the tin whistle with my nose its good craic at parties from Mick


I can pick my nose with my big toe. Tony in Darndale

Can take a cork out of an empty wine bottle using only a tea towel... And can also make the tea towel look like a chicken...

I can pull a rubber glove down over my head as far as my nose, and blow it up wit my nose until it explodes! Paul,

My party piece… I can light my farts on fire. ray Mullins from finglas

I can play the tin whistle with my nose and bend my fingers back until they touch the back of my hand!

I can fold my ear into my ear and then make it pop out without touching it just by making a funny face. Chris

My party trick is taking my eye out sticking it in my pint when goin the toilet so as 2 keep an eye on it. Traze

My mate can ballance a full pint on his tounge

GARY GORMAN DROPPED IN A FRUIT BASKET THIS MORNING!! EVERYONE FROM AROUND THE OFFICE DROPPED IN AT SOME STAGE TO PINCH THE FRUIT!!

THE GUYS FROM LAUNDRY SHOP WERE UNCOVERED UNPLUGGED THIS MORNING...THEY DO THAT HIGHS AND LOWS SONG ON THE DISCOVER IRELAND AD!!

THE JUNGLE TRIAL IN STUDIO THIS MORNING!!

SOME SILLY JOKES FROM THE TEXT THIS MORNING....YA GOTTA LOVE EM!!

A papr bag and a blonde jump off a cliff which lands 1st? The bag,the blonde has to ask for directions!

What dose a dirty egg do? Leaves his yolk hanging out

Whats yellow and fluffy? Yellow fluff. Whats red and fluffy? red fluff, whats black and fluffy? Yellow fluff in the dark

What do u call a spanish man who got his car stolen? Carlos

Doctor doctor i have a strawberry stuck up me bum! Doc....hold on and i get you some cream!!!;-)

Wats pink and fluffy=pink fluff wats blue and fluffy - pink fluff holding its breath

What do u call an egg in a robbed car? A mad yolk

What do u call a one eyed 3 legged donkey who likes elvis? A winky wonkey honky tonky donky!

Wot woz de crab doin on de dance floor . Pullin a muscle

What do u call a chav in a box. Innit! What do u call a chav in a filing cabnet? Sorted!

What happened when the farmer died? There was a big turnip at the the funeral.

THE SAD LIFE OF A PENIS: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts,my neighbours an arsehole, my best friends a c**t & my owners a wanker