Lads i think dublin is going mad! I'm sittin on the bus going into town and i've just seen a house fully decorated 4 xmas???

You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze. Mick k . Navan .

I have a stupid joke 4 u niamh why did the boy throw de butter out de window because he wanted to see a butterfly ray

The m50 is in bits it looks like fragil rock?

Im thinking of asking this boy out. Hes in 2nd year nd im in 1st year. Should i ask him?

Mornin lad's when the wife's in the car with me i have fat nag that tell's me what to do . Willie

I work in a creche and we make toast in the mornins the kids would love toast wit your logo on it we always listen to you every mornin... Catherine rathfarnham day nursery

Do you have to upload female software to those sat nav's that say's thing's like at the junction take your other right . Willie

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is how do you get them in there!

I rang a chinese last nite and asked if he done takeaway and he said yes so i asked him wat 13 takeaway 10Was. He said i kill u long time motherbitch.. Harry

THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A MURDER SUSPECT DESCRIBED AS INTELLIGENT, CRAFTY, SOPHISTICATED AND GORGEOUS. YOU TWO ARE SAFE BUT WHERE WILL I HIDE??....Keith Duff

If super glue is so good how does it come out of the bottle it should stick to the inside of it. Paul.

I think this joke deserves the toaster. Did you see the new film out about the truck........ No..... Neither did I, but I seen the trailer last week. Phil, Clondalkin

friend me mine who hates public transport told me the classic. You give a taxi man a tenner and you cant shut him up. You give a bus driver a euro and your not allowed to talk to him

I wana kno does the toaster have fm104 written on it cos i've decorated my kitchen like a radio studio the cooker looks like decks the light fittings are like hanging mic's and the fridge door have life size jim and niamh posters plastered to it looks great i feel like i'm in studio wit you guy's every morning. The toaster would look perfect. thanks steph swords

WELL YESTERDAY WE GAVE AWAY ANOTHER PRIZE THAT MONEY CANT BUY! ERICA BYRNE SCOOPED A TRIP TO MONACO FOR THE 2008 GRAND PRIX!!!

STAY TUNED TO DUBLIN'S HIT MUSIC STATION FM104 FOR ANOTHER PRIZE THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY COMING SOON!!!!

WELL OVER THE NEXT WHILE WE'LL BE LOOKING TO GET CELEB ITEMS TO GIVE AWAY!! WE DECIDED WE'D START WITH WACKO JACKO! HERE'S THE LETTER NIAMH WROTE HIM!

THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THINGS YOU'VE GOTTEN FROM CELEBS. WE WERE ALSO LOOKING FOR IDEAS OF CELEB ITEMS WE SHOULD TRY TO GET!!!

Harry from mcfly gave me his drumstick. :)

I got a chip in my tooth from danny from the coronas. I was taking a drink from a bottle of beer and he hit off it with his elbow and it chipped my tooth. Cat.

See if you can something of Liam Gallagher

Please write to Sharon Stones and and ask her can i have a loan of her body just for a weekend that will do for me what a woman

I got a hug from christy dignam. becuse he's my uncle . From: emily carrick

I would love gemma atkinsons knickers since i will never have her i may as well have the next best thing

I got a jersey of malcolm o kelly the day he came home from the world cup

How about Steven Gerrards football boots

The dirty grannies head cover from naked camera.

Kayne wests sunglasses in video for stronger Hayley

Roseary beads from pope john paul 2 back in 1979 when he was here. I was only seven.. Andy living in blanch met two of you last saturday. Love the album

Angalena jolee,s bra . gareth in work

i got an std from the Hoff therese cabra

I recieved an std from twink.Keith from dublin

DONT FORGET! WE WIL BE DOWN ON THE ROADHOG AT GOSKATE IN BOOTERSTOWN TOMORROW FROM 6! COME DOWN, AND SAY HI!!!

ITS GETTING CLOSER!!

HERE'S MORE OF YOUR TEXTS ON THE STRANGEST PLACES YOU'VE HAD SEX! NAUGHTY!!!!

Jim nd niamh ..once did it with a nurse while i was in hospital ward with the curtains closed over . I was gettin my tonsils removed. that was 2 years ago nd
were gettin married next year....Chris from dublin....

Me and my gf do it on d litl tank over d toilet,ye cant wear trousers tho,unles der only on 1leg,itz savage!

Big wheel at funderland a few years ago, man it was cold.....

We wer all goin 2 hollyhead on d boat.wen d boat left port i woz feeln abit sick,so me n d girl i woz wit at d time went 2 get sum fresh air n ended up havn sex at d front of d stena line n it woz freezn-if d girl is listening she no's who she is.

Hey guys my boyfriend and myself went away for the weekend on the way back we got in the mood so we pulled into a field off the main dublin road done the dead and robbed 2 heads of cabbage while we were there

On the bonett of garda car!was a huge fight one night in town and wen the gards came they abondend there car n went on foot and thats wen me and the missus step in!

Eamonn doran toilets, or when the new bus shelters came out wit the seats, she was waiting on the last bus n 1 thing led to another she had to get a taxi then

Myself and my boyfriend were invited 2 a bible study. we got bored 1 said i needed 2 use the loo then he excused himself and followed me. We had a bit of nookie and returned much happier abett our sin

I did it in a dentist chair beat that john coolock

Did it in a changin room in dundrum shoppin centre. Quick but fun

I went to mexico and worked in a bar/pizza place near the beach in cancun. I had sex with one of my co workers on the counter they make pizzas on. Cas

In a full bath while wearing my jeans. My boyfriend finds it sexy and makes me cut a hole in my old ones. Stephanie.

Bouncie castle at a mates party , conor

On way back from eminem concert.., got tired walkin and had sex underneath big ball at NAAS

I was with my girlfriend on the kitchen table at home on debs night and got caught by my mother.needless to say we didn't eat dinner there for a while.

Once at a bus stop n we went bhind it on2 d church grounds. Once wen we were younger n d sitn rm but suddenly heard her parents cum nd frnt gate,tryd grapn trousers but 1leg wz nside out wot a nite mare n sweat teamin out of me,tank god tey were lockd n jst popd tere head n 2 say hi. Then of crse teres always d pub toilet but n my case it wz d wheelchair toilet n a shopn centre. Terry

Me and my boyfriend had sex in the elevator of the eiffel tower in paris during a very romantic weekend away from Thomas Whelan