THIS MORNING ON THE SHOW WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON 'WHAT ARE THE BEST LIES YOU'VE EVER HEARD

Size does'nt matter"its not my fault u have a big hoop" conor

When i was little, my mum told me i was related 2 orangatangs cause i had fluffy orange hair, when they came on the tv i used 2 shout theres my brother. She let me believe that untill i started school. What a mean woman. Triöa

I always no when my girlfriend lies,,, hir lips move. . . 4m stephen whelan cabra west.

When your breaking up with someone. its not you its me


I remb with me my twins conformatin money my da told me bank was robed with me money in it gave me 5pound elizabeth finglas haha

Best lie sayin is would i lie to you and you say that after a lie

When my boyfriends friend was booking a hotel for his stag wkend he told them that the group was a "badminton" club

My boyfriend was in a lapdancin club in newcastle.he rang me drunk and told me.i didn't care but the next day he rang and i asked him did he enjoy the lapdancin bar.he denied point blank he was in 1 till i told him he'd told me he was!then he got the head took off him for tellin lies!

Babe i swear she is didnt mean to send that text to me it was by mistake my name is the first in her phone book from alan if she hears this il be killed
When i was in school my phrase was always 'Sorry but If i dont remember i could.nt have done it' . It all ways seemed to work.

My boyfriends friend lied to his girlfriend n said he went to belguim wit lads. But dey really went to amsterdam! N we all had to pretend too cause she would of let him go ha ha

Here is a lie...of course the baby is yours!

My friend once rang up my work and said that he had been hit by a car and his two legs were broke, he used his own name and all. I had to lie about it for ages

i only seen ur missed call/txt now by s brennan
When i was 4 i had a gold fish and it was floatin on top of d bowl so ma said she was bringin it to the vet but when i came home it was on the front step cos she was after feedin it to the cat..

Karl. I came up 2 a checkpoint in my van wit the bird who's pregnant i had no tax wen the card came up 2 the window told him she was goin in2 labour he went wax and waved me threw
its not you its me what a classic.

Men lie about how much they get paid the most fact . . Paul dunboyne.
Everytime a homeless person asks me for change I tell him or her I dont have any..... From Phil

What about when someone is doing charity at a shop and you say have no change keith finglas

My biggest lie is telling my partner i love him! Ciaran.

THE SECOND HEADLINE WAS ENDA SAYS TO BERTIE....

Hes off to join the priesthood, bertie to join him.

Enda tells bertie how r u 4 a game me twister

Enda to bertie " hey the short black hair with glasses would u" bertie's reply "mary harney ha! No way size of her" enda " minister for health ha!" ben

Tells bertie does ur g.string hurt as much as mine? Paula daly tala

Enda tell's bertie he doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear' but then he doesn't know the meaning to many word's.

Enda tells Bertie not long now to go me Lover!!! ill finally get you Sacked and we can live Happily ever after.... Karen.

Enda tells berty to go beg on o conell street so he wont have to declare the money Brendan

Enda tells berty to go beg on o conell street so he wont have to declare the money

ENDA TELLS BERTIE IM TOO SEXY FOR D DAIL! From donna gartland drimnagh

Enda tels bertie, would u not b better off wearing a BALACLAVA so ye know were being robbed

Enda tells bertie he has been in touch with the fai and he has no hope dave portland st

Enda tells Bertie "Bertie I AM YOUR FATHER"

Enda tells bertie"im secretly in love with u. My obsession with u is unbelievable" Tee hee! Loulou in sallynoggin x

Enda tells bertie the truth! Bertie looking for someone to explain what 'truth' means. Sandra

Enda tells bertie myself and harney are more than just friends !

Enda tells Berty 2 pak his ski gear, he is taking him on the FMl04 ski trip with him.

Enda tells bertie will dublin beat mayo not if they have enda you. Line from the sawdoctors thanks aidan

Enda tells Bertie that canary yellow is definitely his colour!Conor Byrne working in Sandyford

Enda tells bertie wake me up before you go go! Simone leixlip

Enda tells bertie how can we be lovers if we cant be friends ! Sean mcgoldrick celbridge

Enda tells bertie how they actually got the figs into the fig rolls... Mark, rush.

WE HAD ANOTHER TWO I-TOUCH TO GIVE AWAY, WITH THANKS TO HERALD AM, TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY! HERE'S THE BEST TEXTS!!

FIRST WE ASKED YOU TO COMPLETE THE HEADLINE "SEOIGE AND O' SHEA AT LAST....."

Seoige & o'shea at last taken off air after 'BORING' Blast by fm104 sexy superstar dj niamh & sidekick jim. From rob

Seoilge and o.shea finally admit that they are really zig and zag karl scarf

Sheoige and o'shea,at last they watch an episode of their own show and realise how bad it is! from jemma

Seoige and o shea at last admit they have both pursuide the wrong career and have returned to feeding the monkeys in the zoo! Darren beggs

Seioge and oshea at last surrender bosco after 10 years. AMY

Seoige and o shea finally get new phones after wearing out the buttons by texting votes into there own show 160.000 times. Declan.

At last admit that day time tv is worse than night time tv admitting saying tv license is not value for money -paddy mullen finglas

Seoige and o'shea at last boost their ratings with their ground breaking interview of jim and niamh where they reveal their undying love . . . for clampers! Lauren Kelly

Siogha and o se finaly get the biggest celeb theyve ever had on dicky rock from tom in blanch

Seoiga and o shea have broken all rating polls they have got a bonus from rte and are going to mosney for a weekend all expenses paid Said to delighted from mick mc loughlin

Seoige and o'Shea at last give in to temptation and colapse in a passionate of tongues and hands live on air in front of the whole country (for people in need) niall from balbriggan

Seoige and o.shea a bad subsitute 4 podge and rodge if their look not up 2 scratch

Seoige and O Shea at last are a thing of the past as they get hitched and move to Outer Mongolia. . . . .from cathy in bluebell

Seoga and o'se at last get sacked but there looking into the vacant ireland job. Fai seem to be interested. Fool's. From phil in rathfarnham.

Seoige and o shea at last hit by a giant jumbo jet which leaked jet fuel and burnt them alive. Carslberg don't do dreams....Conor

Are beaten up by the girls on the afternoon show, jeremy kyle and judge judy! God they're so annoying! From martin

At last got there finger out and started 2talk irish. 4m stephen whelan cabra.

ALL THIS WEEK WE ARE GIVING AWAY AN I TOUCH WITH THANKS TO HERALD AM!! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COMPLETE OUR HEADLINES!! HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST ONES!!

WE ASKED YOU TO COMPLETE THE HEADLINE " FAI SAYS NEW MANAGER...."

New manager still in training in training in the monkey pound at DUBLIN zoo from mark LONG

F.a.i. Say new boss is going to sign david beckham. From stephen in ashbourne. Ye right they have a better chance of getting brian dowling

Fai say new boss is freaked,he didnt think community service was this harsh, do the crime...Cleaning crap off grass, not stand there and have to watch it...

F.A.I say new boss .... Wanted, 4 year Irish contract , must have panto exp: we're right behind you/ no we're not. Ant

F.a.i say new boss is michael jackson and that he wil bring the young kids tru

Aftershave given to them by stan for xmas is really nice. Maybe they were too hasty gettin rid of him! Stephen wright enfield

Fai say new boss must be able 2 take criticism well and be use 2 loosing also has 2 accept there might be a shock once in a year tat they may actually win something. Mary

Fai says new boss must not have any animal charicteristics were sick of all the monkey's walking about. Sean, Firhouse

F.A.I SAY NEW BOSS - must be a more intelligent & motivational person than staunton so they're currently interviewing a tin of Salmon & a Big Mac from Gary P

Fai say new boss is jose mouriniho. Carlsberg dont do headlines but if they did theyd probably be the best headlines in the world

Fai say new boss will be given steve stauntons dublin bus suit as one of the perks of the job from john clondalkin

Fai say new boss could be johnaton ross or our newist player could be bryan mc clare so if we want the rite man we'l just get who ever we can. DARREN from cabra

Fai say new boss took his ball home. Match had to be cancelled.

John delaney see's an old woman struggling with shopping bags tryin 2 cross the road...he says 2 her "sorry love,can u manage?" she says..."fuck off i dont want the job!!

F.a.i. Says new boss must have balls of steel 2 withstand heavy kickin when irish loose. Brian mc loughlin malahide.

Fai say new boss is Peter Mark coz ders no 1 better at dishing out d hair dryer treatment 2 d school'boys in green'.:-D from Eddie d white van man.

FAI SAYS NEW BOSS WILL BE A CALL GIRL - in a shock decision bosses have brought in a call girl in attempt to seduce players into actually winning game . . . Players believe this will cause more concentration on balls ! !

Fai say new boss will be genetically engineered as nobody alive today would take the job! Jess from blackrock

Fai Say new boss is in touch finally they've decided the only man for the job is MR T who comments I'll break these fool's were goin to win win i tell ya

Fai says new boss is missing, if found please return to fai head quarters. Small reward given. Sean, Firhous

WE GAVE AWAY 4 PLACES FOR 4 LISTENERS AND 3 OF THEIR FRIENDS TO COME SKIING WITH US TO ANDORRA THIS MORNING! WELL DONE!!

HERE'S NIAMH'S SKI-SUIT





















IF YOU THINK THIS IS BAD.... YOU SHOULD SEE JIM'S!!

WELL TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK WE WERE ASKING ABOUT PLACES IN DUBLIN THAT END IN O! HERE'S SOME OF OUR ANSWERS

Rialto

marino

pimlico

portobello



HERE'S THE ONE'S THAT CAUSED A LOT OF DEBATE!!


phibsboro

snugboro

casino

monto

zoo

tesco

Lanesboro

Beggsboro

HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE POLL WITH HERALD AM ON TOP 10 HOME CURES!

6. To get rid of Wart, put electrical tape on wart for a day or 2 & file wart down as tape will make Wart soften & reduce in size. Continue this & Wart will disappear

7. Earache - cut up a piece of onion an put in the said ear held in with some cotton wool it’s said to draw out the infection.

8. For joint pain dry out an eel skin and wrap it around the joint then wrap that in a bandage, leave for 3/5 days, it worked for me

9. 2 raw eggs mixed with Bovril and hot water bit of salt is a great way to cure a cold, hangover and a Nagging wife

10. Bread soda is brilliant to solve smelly feet



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