TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK, IT WAS ALL ABOUT REVENGE! HERE'S SOME OF YOUR TEXT!

My x girlfriend put super glue on the door locks of my car when i was in work if that was not bad then when i got home she had done the door locks of the house

If you have headed paper from a hospital copy it and type up a letter send it to your x saying he needs to contact partners hes slept with cause his name came up regarding a std and they need to contact hospital urgently Aisling .wicked or what i evil .

Give their mobile number to a religious cult on the internet. He'd never have 2 minutes peace again

I recorded the lotto on a wednesday bought d same numbers on a thursday and gave d ticket 2my friend den we managed 2play d recording of wednsday nites lotto on sathurday in my hse which my friend was der. Wen d numbers came out he fainted. Taught he had 3.5m. It was gas. We never told him til d nxt day

My mates were in College with a lad they really hated. So one nite he went for a shower so all the lads went into the attic , lifted the Ballcock in the water tank and peed into the tank. Bet he smelled worse gettin out than he did gettin in.

Der was a caravan beside us in wexford nd dey wer always really loud so we used t throw bread on der roof so dey wud drive dem mad nd wake den up early! Ha Gary

I cut four tyres off a new car and with permanent marker wrote all over her new car what she done and put all names under the sun on it and broke the windows out of it she won't mess with my man and also put him out and broke all windows out of his new car


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THIS MORNING IN THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THE THINGS YOU PRONOUNCE INCORRECTLY!!

My da always says theater like t-ater sad:c(

My 12 yr old taylor says coleslaw instead of coldlsore

My aunt cant say music she says moosic and rather than sayin bring she says brin haha from niamh xxx

Bockle instead of bottle mick kildare

tralantrala da spider nicole xxx

Hi its vinny i still say cripps instead of cripps and my mate used 2 say camrits instead of camera's

My little brother use so say bssgeti instead of spegetti. Still dont know where he got the b from? Aisling from castleknock

I used 2 say radioater instead of radiator when i was small. Sinead

really have ta problems with exclamation it comes out ex-cala-matsion. Jane Glasnevin

I thrun it out instead throw it out. Gary

My sister in law says alerstation 4 d dog and it bugs d life out of me! Also hosdipal, and crips

HERE'S BRITNEY CRASHING INTO A PARKET CAR!!!

TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 IT WAS ALL ABOUT TOP TEN BREAK UP LINES... FOR THE FULL LIST SEE TOMMORROW'S HERAD AM!

6. I’m actually gay

7. I’m going to America

8.You remind me of an onion, the more layers you peel off the more I cry

9. You’re starting to look like your mother

10. You’re bleedin wreckin my head

SHEVON IN CENTRA IN THE 5 LAMPS TOOK DEANO'S KARAOKE CHALLENGE YESTERDAY!

THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TALES OF HOW YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASSED YOU!

Get this for embarassment.i am always joking around with this guy from work and we put on funny accents when we answer the phone.one morning,i thought it was him calling me and he says in an oul one voice,hi caitriona this is esther. I respond with-alright esther,hows your gee.after a long silence,i realised its a woman called esther who i work with,in her 50's and who was only back from lourdes the night before.caitriona,milltown.

my mother used to fart in mass then give one of us a dig and tell us to excuse ourselves. nice.. Kevin

I was in a shop wit my mam the shop was packed and she let out this big fart then she turned around and looked at me and started tutting i was mortified. I had 2 walk out of de shop.

I have a 5 year old son and his granny normally brings him to school because I start work at 9. Anyway this week I told him I'd bring him so we were getting ready yesterday and he said to me I have an idea I'll go to school on my own but when I told him he can't go on his own he told me to walk behind him.. I've obviously done something to embarrass him ha ha..

It was bout 6 months ago an me an me girlfriend were in me room asleep an me ma an da were out on the rip came home locked... Well me da came up t me room in his boxers askin for a lighter but as he turned the light on his little lad was hangin out i was mortified... Ryan..

My mother heard me call someone a wanker 1 day.she went on to explain that she didn't know wot that meant so she had ta ask my father.all this happened in front of my best friend who never let me live it down.kathy.

My mum met my fellas parents for the first time at my 21st, she was absolutely hammered, sang "like a virgin" on karaoke and handcuffed herself to a stuffed monkey, and danced with it round d pub. MORTIFIED. She was 50 at the time and finished the nite off by crying during a moving speech about me growing up. Sharon x

My dad mooned on top of the cliffs of moher to make my friends smile for a photo it turned out to be a nice photo

Wen d skul bus colectd us at our house, my da use 2 shout out 'moony time' n startd 2moon it as we were getn on it n wen he use 2 drop us 2 skul he use 2 get out of d car n sing d ambrosia 'go west' song! O d shame!

My girlfriend was just leavin the mornin after...i was just givin her a kiss outside when the window opened in my parents room my dad was just in his boxers and he shouts out john i dont no wat a tractor mortgage is...i was so embarassed my neighbours were in stitches laughin aswell-john.

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