I used2 work wit a man dat put half eaten sambos burgers any type of food in his pocket&eat l8r yuck
No messing this time i knew this person that when cycling home from work at night time if there was three of us he would be the one in the middle so he did not have to put his lights on his bike john
A guy i know says he owns half a company and has 3 jeep but always has no change and expects me to get d coffee and his bus fair
I was asked out on a date a few yrs ago. He asked me to go to the golden arches. I thought it was some kind of chinese. Really liked him so put in big effort. He brought me to mcdonalds! Needless to say there wasn't a 2nd date!
My bro is so tight dat wen my mam bought him sum self cleaning stuff it cam 2 e9.86 and he asked her 4 d 14c change, he's dat tight dat ye wldnt get a credit card through d cheeks of his as. Aoife
have a mate we call captain stand back.when we walk into a pub he'll stand back from the bar and wait 4 someone to offer him a drink.and he never buys 1 back.conor from sutton
I had a boyfriend who was so stingy that we would go for dinner and at the end of the meal he would make a play of having forgotten that he had no money on him. I would then get to pay for both our dinners! Then one evening after he had eaten his full and claimed not to have cash, i got annoyed enough to ask if he didn't have a credit card- his excuse was that he couldn't use it cause it was german and he would have to send money across by the end of the month and the timing was too late. When asked the same question at the beginning of a month, he had conveniently forgotten his pin no.! Unbelievable! ! From Lindsay.
My mother use 2 paint my feet black goin 2 school cos she wud nt buy shoes Poncho
A guy in our job takes our newspaper every morning and brings it home without asking.if we hide it,he takes it ont from the desk.
Howya lads my mate is so miserable we were in t pub one night and i bought him drink all night when it came to gettin t taxi to t night club he went mad and hounded me because he paid a euro more for sharing t cab
My father inlaw is so mean if there is any left over stew or soup even a drop he freezes it in ice cube trays for wéeks on end i have named them stewbicles ian skelly ballymun
Monday, October 15, 2007
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THE POSTERS YOU HAD ON YOUR WALL AS A KID!!!
I used to have a poster derek davies and thelma mansfield from live at 3 from pat
Wen i was young i was crazy about boy george and made my mam cover my room with boy george posters if my friends knew id be ruined. Brendan tallaght
Moring guys i had dolly parton on my wall dolly was sweet in her day
Ive a full length poster of gail from cornation street in a bikini. :-P Ha! From karl
Big life size porter of mark owen from take that an got caught by my da feelin it up an kissin it one day...was only 11...scarlet...
I Have a poster of pat inglesby pats chat show from mick in coolock
My mam made me put a poster of bruce springsteen in my room because my dad wouldn let her put it in her room lisa tallaght
Worzel Gummage and Baywatch. Lisa in Harold's Cross
I had the biggest and every wall and the ceiling was full of boyzone posters. I only took them down because i was having a baby and had to decorate some of the room for the baby.
Michael Jackson and I had 2 kiss all them before going asleep or I thought something would happen 2 meSorry guys, but when I was an innocent child in d early 70s, my walls wer PLASTERED wit posters of Gary Glitter...JIMMY.
I used to share a room with my litle bro and he had a 3foot poster of bosco and i dispised it my mates stil give me stick . from steven
I had a MacGyver poster on my wall, legend. Anyone for a bomb made of dental floss? Terry.
Monday, October 8, 2007
THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU IN WORK! THO IT SOON BECAME A CHAT ABOUT BAD HYGINE
Mark from north Dublin the receptionist if someone upsets her it can be minor she'll be in a bad mood all day this woman is in her late 40s is she a tipcal who also moans
The boss comes in and he has dog breath and messes up the whole day giving orders that are insane.
Roots out ear wax with a pen and straightens out a paper clip then uses it to clean out dirt from under nails. Please play britney spears gimme more for rhonda in the honda on the m one this morning.
I work in a gym and the worst thing is sweaty people who wash their clothes under the taps in the changing rooms,pop them under the hand dryers for a sec then pop them into their gear bag and wear them the next day..
I work in a butcher+da guy beside me is always scratching his ars and never cleans his hands b3for touchin da meat ciara
My old boss used to cut his fingernails as his desk. The worst sound was the actual clipping, we feared for our eyes with random runaway nail clippings.
My boss spits in his waste bin farts all d time he's discussing he also pick his ears wid a top of his pen and looks at it and he he's not doin dat he's pickin his nose and pullin d hair out of it and eating it.
The office gossip who makes it his business to know your business and them shares your business with everyone else!
When i used to go to school, there was a teacher who used to rub her hand under her arm and then smell her hands, there was another one who used to come into school and she would haue either curry or baby sick on her clothes, the smell of her. From Mary.
My husbands bosses son who doesn't have a real job at the co. Throws his weight round ane screams and humiliates staff just coz he thinks he can. So wrong!
The boss comes in and he has dog breath and messes up the whole day giving orders that are insane.
Roots out ear wax with a pen and straightens out a paper clip then uses it to clean out dirt from under nails. Please play britney spears gimme more for rhonda in the honda on the m one this morning.
I work in a gym and the worst thing is sweaty people who wash their clothes under the taps in the changing rooms,pop them under the hand dryers for a sec then pop them into their gear bag and wear them the next day..
I work in a butcher+da guy beside me is always scratching his ars and never cleans his hands b3for touchin da meat ciara
My old boss used to cut his fingernails as his desk. The worst sound was the actual clipping, we feared for our eyes with random runaway nail clippings.
My boss spits in his waste bin farts all d time he's discussing he also pick his ears wid a top of his pen and looks at it and he he's not doin dat he's pickin his nose and pullin d hair out of it and eating it.
The office gossip who makes it his business to know your business and them shares your business with everyone else!
When i used to go to school, there was a teacher who used to rub her hand under her arm and then smell her hands, there was another one who used to come into school and she would haue either curry or baby sick on her clothes, the smell of her. From Mary.
My husbands bosses son who doesn't have a real job at the co. Throws his weight round ane screams and humiliates staff just coz he thinks he can. So wrong!
FIONA FINUCANE GUESSED THE FIRST WORD CORRECTLY ON FRIDAY SO WE HAD HER IN STUDIO TODAY TO TRY FOR THE NEXT WORD!!!!
EVERYONE WAS FEINING IT WAS QUITE BLANK... PLAY TO GUESS THE REST AND WIN THE POT AT 8.15 TOMMORROW!
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