Wednesday, August 22, 2007
TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE GEARING UP FOR THE BIG MATCH WITH KERRYMAN JOKES!!! HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST!!
Wat ya call a kerry man smokin on a treadmill. the local power station
The kerry man who owned a paper shop it blew away
How did the kerry man fall in the sink? He was tap dancing
The best joke is dat kerry r goin 2 win on sun!come on d boys in blue!:-D Carol in castleknock
Why would u not tell a joke 2 a kerryman on a Fri?... Cause he'll laugh during the morning mass on Sun
The kerryman standing up ties his shoe lace by putting the left foot up on the step and bends to the ground to tie the right one
Jonathan murray artane . What happened de kerry man when he was washing his car ? He broke his washing machine .
2 kerrymen go looken 4 work. Pas a sign in a forest saying tree fellers wanted. One turns 2 the other and said if we only had another mate we'd got that job.
Why wasn't jesus born in kerry? They couldn't find 3wise men. It's old but its a classic. Wayne lucan
A kerryman is rowing a boat in a field of hay. Another kerryman drives past and stops. He looks at the kerryman in the boat and says, "it's thick cunts like you that give us a bad name, I'd come over there and kick the f*** out of you if I could swim." syl in leixlip
Did ya hear bout the kerry man who scored from a penalty.... He missed in the replay.
Two kerry men are walking down a mountain, one of them falls down a hole, one of them says "martin, is it dark down there?" he replies "i dont know i cant see" aidan clonee
A two seater plane crashed into a graveyard in kerry. The body count is at 289 and diging continues
Two kerry men up in dub for a match in croker. Shamus and paddy walking thru d city see sign in shop window shirts 250. Suits fiver. Paddy say's come on shay we make a fortune here go into shop and ask for 20 of each . Dub at counter says wat part kerry you from this is a dry cleaners...