wen i brush my teeth i hav to do it a certain way start at the top at the back an work my way to the front if i mess up i hav to start again sometimes id brush them 3 or 4 times in a row til i get it rite
Even though i know i have locked d door when my other half has asked me if its locked i have 2 go & check it again-annoyin! Lucinda
If i walk on a line on path i have 2 walk on another one with the other foot r i feel unbalanced
If i miss dial somethin be it a phone number or tv channel, and it comes up 666, i havta to miss dial it 3 times,
I cant were boxers i have to were thongs michael in dublin
When i buy the newspaper every evening i can never take the one from the top. It must be the second one. I am convinced many others have flicked through the top one. Dee
Have 2 make sure daughters dolls r all dressed at night.
I cant were a bra i am afeard of them kim
I have to stur a cup of tea 5 times clock wise and 5 times anti clock wise
Im actually terrifyed of seeing one legged pigeon.s after being told if i spot one i will lose a limb before im 33. It actually upset.s me even thinkin about it strange from paula in cherryorchard
I always step over the13th step on the stairs and never smoke the13th cigarette i will break it up or give it to somebody
Wen i put my socks on i fold them over at the top becoz its bad luck not 2
Jim did you know that one of the williams sisters when playing in a tennis competition is superstitious and when serving she bounces the ball five times. She believes that if she doesnt do this she will have bad look. I watched her in the final and she bounces the call 5 times before serving from stewart
I always have to salute a magpie when i see one on its own!
On deadliest catch they never leave port on a friday. Day always say you can leave port at 11.59 thursday night, or 12.01 saturday morning.
just about to do test and elderly women just failed test?was reversing and went straight into my tester car i could not stop laughing, i passed
Dermot from Greenhills failed the driving test before he drove off from the test centre cause the demister wasnt working. The inside was like a sauna!
Michelle i got to the test centre no break lights man gave me 5 mins to get it sorted went to the nearest garage i needed 2 bulbs they only had 1 left so a taxi driver took one out of his own car and gave it to me and i passed after all that
My bit of advice to deano wud b t not introduce himself to the tester as "Dangerous Deano".. Richie
I got sick on the tester on my first driveing test
I put my learner sticker on the day of the test. Spit all over it. Tester pealed it off and licked all over it to place it somewhere else. Brian
When i did my test i was very nervis and i drove across my testers foot and broke his big toe and he told me there and then in his big deep voice u have failed and 2 get out of my sight. Brendan
I did my test in a van and while reversing around a corner a guy on a bike came off the footpath into the side of the van. The rest of the test consisted of bringing the guy to hospitag. Still passed! Mat
tI done my test in letterkenny, i saw that he gave me a pink x, so wen finished i drove about a mile past the test centre and told him to get out, it was rainin
Keith the bread man turned up in my van tester got in rolled down the window and my learner signs flu out the window passed anyway first time good luck and good mornin!!!!
On the same test i had 2 get a jump start 5 mins b4, then petrol gage flashed up empty only 2 mins in2 test, i failed! Keith,also had torrential rain
My driving tester was drunk i had to show him and tell him the questions to ask me and he did, and after my test we went for a few jars. I passed my test and and ended up giving my my tester marital advice. And driving him home..:) Anon Athy
i did mine in churchtown i only found out 2 days b4 and i got away wit it doing wit no tax and i passed,muppet dnt even notice.so much 4 them checking ure car
I was in d supermarket and i over heared a little girl telling her nan all about seeing her mam kissing her dads willy.
When my bosses daughter was about three, they were sitting in the car one day and she was standing on the arm rest with her head out thru the sun roof, two dwarfs walked up and were looking in a shop window. He says a look of thoughtfulness came over her face and she started singing hi ho, hi ho! Priceless. From Erin, stuck in traffic as usual x
We recently got married in Spain,and d priest wz telling us dat,while learning English he wz at a wedding in England,and while at a wedding 1 nite,he commented 2 a woman dat there were 'some lovely bitches around',he had gotten bitch and beach mixed up! Grainne,Kinsealy.
Was at my boyfriends house an his next door neighbour was givin out to me for parking outside his house. Went into my boyfriends house going mad givin out about the next door neighbour only to find out he was my boyfriends uncle! I didn't no and i was going out wi him 10 months'!
I was in a supermarket when this little boy started 2 shout mammy mammy are u not buyin ur nappies which turned out 2B TAMPAX
My cousin came over 2our house for a visit, my son was 3 and kept running round to look behind her, i asked him what he was doin and he said "you said marys two faced, want to see the other one"
A few years ago we were gettin an attic conversion.first day they were a bit messy.I said 2 my other half that i hoped they wernt cowboys.The next day when they came i was gettin my 3 year old ready 4 playschool at at the top of his voice he said mammy here comes the cowboys.i was mortified.Anyway the attic turned out fab.Fiona.
Was in the pub with the lads the 2nd night in a row so the girlfriend was a bit pissed so i was sendin a real lovy dovy message to try get on side again but i sent it to my mate sittin across from me the slagin went on all night
I was out with a friend of my in australia, really nice guy started talkin 2 us and was tellin us the story about how he lost his eye. My mate said 2 him it cud have been worse u cud have lost a leg he then tapped his leg and said he did. But he took it in gud spirit.
X girlfriend once asked me if i could tell she gained weight, i said only when i lift you