Thursday, December 20, 2007

HERE'S OUR STRAWBERRY POLL ON THE TOP 10 CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES WITH HERALD AM!!!

TOP 10 CHRSTMAS CRACKER JOKES

1. Why Does the Shannon run through Limerick? Well would you walk through there?

2. What’s sweet and swings around the jungle? Tarzi-pan

3. What type of key opens a banana? A mon-Key

4. What do you call a judge with no balls? Justhis mickey!

5. Did you hear about the dirty egg? He went around with his yoke hanging out.

6. Two Goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “How do you drive this thing?”

7. What do you call a cat with 3 legs? Cat-leen

8. Whats Black and blue and flies through the sky? A crow wearing a denim jacket

9. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg

10. What do you call postman Pat when he retires? Pat

HAVE A LOOK AT THE STRAWBERRY NATIVITY SCENE!

HERE'S THE ANIMALS JIM HAS ORDERED FOR HIS CRIB..




Wednesday, December 12, 2007

HERE'S OUR WAKE UP CALL ON WAYNE!!

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THIS MORNING ON THE SHOW WE WERE DOING A POLL ON THE WORST XMAS PRESSIES YOU'VE RECIEVED!

















TOP 10 WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS YOU’VE RECEIVED


1. Soap On a Rope

2. Socks

3. Kids Meal Toys

4. Wooden Spoon

5. Cellulite Removal Kit

6. Scented Coat Hangers

7. Guitar Stand… But No Guitar

8. Pencil

9. Colonic Irrigation

10. An Easter Egg

Thursday, December 6, 2007

JUST A REMINDER THAT THE WORD IS AT 7000 YO-YO'S TOMMORROW! EVERYONE WAS FEINING IT WAS QUITE BLANK.. PLAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK AT 8.10!!!







WRONG GUESSES SO FAR:


ABSURD
AMAZING
AMUSING
ANNOYING
AWFUL
BAD
BIZARRE
BONKERS
BORING
CLEAR
COMICAL
CONFUSING
CONVINCING
COOL
DAFT
DECEITFUL
DECEPTIVE
DELIBERATE
DISAPPOINTED
DISINGENUOUS
DISTRACTING
DISTURBING
DRAMATIC
EERIE
EMBARRASSING
ENJOYABLE
ENTERTAINING
EVIDENCE
EXTRAORDINARY
FAKE
FALSE
FREAKISH
FUNNY
GOOD
HILARIOUS
HORRIFIC
HUMEROUS
HUMILIATING
IMPRESSIVE
INCREDIBLE
INSANE
INSINCERE
IRONIC
IRRITATING
LAME
LATE
LUDICROUS
MAD
MEAN
OBNOXIOUS
OBVIOUS
ODD
OUTRAGEOUS
PATHETIC
PRETENTIOUS
REMARKABLE
RIDICULOUS
RUDE
SAD
SCARY
SHALLOW
SIGNIFICANT
SILLY
SOOTHING
STRANGE
STUPID
SURREAL
THEATRICAL
UNBELIEVABLE
UNIQUE
UNUSUAL
WEIRD

WELL THE LOVELY RACHEL FELL VICTIM TO OUR WAKE UP CALL TODAY. TO GET SOMEONE WOKEN AT 6.30 TEXT THEIR NAME AND NUMBER TO 53104!!

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TAINAISTE BRIAN "BIFFO" COWEN WAS ON THE SHOW THIS MORNING!! CHECK OUT FM104.IE AND FOLLOW THE LINKS TO OUR PODCASTS AND HAVE A LISTEN!!


WELL THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED.. HERE'S SOME OF THEM!!















Mens Speedos so repulsive . Used to work in a gym and by the pool they would stand talking to staff with their hands on their hips and their big bellies hanging out and their willie s poking through. Defo should be illegal. Death sentence for breaking the law

Al children n oap's shud b banned frm grafton street food establishments between 1 - 2! ;-) dan da man, balbrigan

Hi jim and niamh, girls with muzzys, thats gank, magnum p.i went years ago. Wax on wax off. Gar charlestown

There was a law in maynooth that one side of the street had to be free from places that sold alcohol so the priests in training could walk along there without temptation. The law was only abolished this year!

U should outlaw people using the easypass lane when coming up to the toll and then pulling into the cash lane at the last minute and blocking d easypass lane(john mc)

Irish men on hol's shd not b allowed wear sock's with those horrible jerusalem dock's/horrible big sandal's they wear!!

All dopey drivers that pull out into the fast lane going only 80km an hour while everyone else is going 120km. These dopes will only cause accidents.. Also people who drive way to slow in the fast lane, i dont think they realise that people need to get to work and they are holding up a big queue of traffic with every driver filling up with frustration. Its hateful... Shane.

Im sick of people pullin out in front of me n i hav 2 jam on d brakes. They shud let people report d drivers who do it n if their reported 3times they shud get a warnin n if they get another 3 reports they shud get a penalty point r 2 n dat wil stop d dangerous driver's like jerry ryan.

Ban the guarda from carrying there mobile phones whilst working im fed up watching them driving and on the phone aswell why should they get away with it. Mark cabra west

Ther shud be a law against grown men shouting at the tele wen man utd and liverpool are playing.lads yiz are irish plus soccer is a girls game
I think cafes that redecorate nd put prices up should be banned!! Ours beside our school is e2 4 a 500mil bottol coke like wats goin on there?? Joanne XXxXx

Good morning, i think people beggin@traffic lights/redheads&hairy women+Dickie rock because e looks like he melting they should all be done away wit or giving a one way ticket2islands eye, even better the moon.

I'd outlaw vpl, otherwise known as visible panty line, you know when women wear big knickers under tight trousers and you see the bridget jones arse on them, horrible. Terry in ballyfermot
Pls pls ban very overweight girls from wearing tight jeans with tops that dont cover their bellies which ooze out over top of their jeans - mingin. Adam

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

OUR STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM WAS ON XMAS SONGS THIS WEEK..













TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS


1. Fairy Tale of New York – The Pogues

2. Driving Home For Christmas – Chris Rea

3. All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey

4. Last Christmas – Wham

5. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade

6. Santa baby – Madonna

7. Feed The World – Band Aid

8. Stop The Cavalry – Jona Lewie

9. Happy Xmas ( War Is Over) – John Lennon

10. Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town – Bruce Springsteen

HERE'S OUR WAKE UP CALL ON JOE!!

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