TOP 10 CHRSTMAS CRACKER JOKES
1. Why Does the Shannon run through Limerick? Well would you walk through there?
2. What’s sweet and swings around the jungle? Tarzi-pan
3. What type of key opens a banana? A mon-Key
4. What do you call a judge with no balls? Justhis mickey!
5. Did you hear about the dirty egg? He went around with his yoke hanging out.
6. Two Goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “How do you drive this thing?”
7. What do you call a cat with 3 legs? Cat-leen
8. Whats Black and blue and flies through the sky? A crow wearing a denim jacket
9. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg
10. What do you call postman Pat when he retires? Pat