Thursday, December 20, 2007

HERE'S OUR STRAWBERRY POLL ON THE TOP 10 CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES WITH HERALD AM!!!

TOP 10 CHRSTMAS CRACKER JOKES

1. Why Does the Shannon run through Limerick? Well would you walk through there?

2. What’s sweet and swings around the jungle? Tarzi-pan

3. What type of key opens a banana? A mon-Key

4. What do you call a judge with no balls? Justhis mickey!

5. Did you hear about the dirty egg? He went around with his yoke hanging out.

6. Two Goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “How do you drive this thing?”

7. What do you call a cat with 3 legs? Cat-leen

8. Whats Black and blue and flies through the sky? A crow wearing a denim jacket

9. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg

10. What do you call postman Pat when he retires? Pat