Niamh&Jim, Oh wot a pair! They make strange sounds & pollute d air. And wen they put d toaster on u better run, cause d flames will b seen frm ballsbridge 2Ballymun! Frm Anthony Sheridan in Blanch
My biggest pain by far is insuring my car to take me from ballymun to the centre but i tell them to stick it if i had a dublin bus ticket and on fridays id go for a jar
There was a young man from artain , who had no control of his brain , he swolloed some pills which was followed by spills and now hes clinicaly insane. Luke from finglas.
There was a guy from rathgar who could not walk very far so he hopped on a bus met a friend of his gus and they both went to town for a jar dave portland st
A girl on a bus from dundrum was feeling awfully glum until she got a shock from the strawberry alarm clock a bus pass for a year she had won
There was a girl from castleknock, who really loved to.... Swim in the lock, she jumped in one night and got such a fright when she hit her head on a rock...
A young housewife from Sallynoggin, on a Friday would love 2 go Dogging, -its nothing like that, ya foul minded prat, i just meant with her dog she'd go joggin'! -Steve, Bray.
There was a man from Artane, who over time went incredibly lame. He could hop on the bus with minimum fuss, but could never manage the train! Caitriona Leslie
There was a gymnastic from leixlip who had a bad land on a back flip instead of his feet he landed on his teeth and now hes eating his food through a drip