1 SUPER TED
2 BANANA MAN
3 GREATEST AMERICAN HERO
4 EARTHWORM JIM
5 WONDER WOMAN
6 TEENAGE NINJA TURTLES
7 CAPTAIN PLANET
8 MIGHTY MOUSE
9 THUNDER CATS
10HEMAN
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
THE HOG CHALLENGE HAS BEEN COMPLETE! OFFICIAL TIME... 1 HOUR 4 MINUTES 16 SECS FROM PORT THROUGH THE TUNNEL, DOWN M50 AND ON TO RED COW ROUND ABOUT!!
Monday, February 26, 2007
Friday, February 23, 2007
WE ASKED PEOPLE TO TEXT IN THIS MORNING ABOUT THEIR DRIVING PET PEEVES!! HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS....
H8 people dat r in front of u driving wit d indicator stil on.paul.
People who dont indicate! Stef Swords
People who drive ridiculously slow, below the limit
Women – they’re 2 slow
Drivers gettin to toll bridge Express Lane and not havin any change or enough coins..Noel in Access Recycling.
Taxi's not indicatin n just pulling out, people not knowin how to drive on roundabouts. People drivin to slow.
Taxi drivers. They think that they own the road. Simon. Tallaght.
Women drivers are the cause of most accidents
Ignorant people that dont say thank you wen u let dem out of a junction.and people dat dnt indicate.or slow ass people in the fast lane.tom on n7
Drivers Drivin far far too slow and stayin in the outside lane of a motorway holdin everyone else up..Noel in Access Recycling.
People blowing there horn at car in front them wh traffic is heavy and they cant go any futher dermot
People who drive real slow on back roads and then speed up on the straights so you cant overtake. And people wit front fogs on.
Trucks trying 2 over take trucks on t m50 at 80km. Aaaaahh. paul.
Put on your fog lights and the red lights blind the driver behind you then they will turn off their high beams
People who dont indicate! Stef Swords
People who drive ridiculously slow, below the limit
Women – they’re 2 slow
Drivers gettin to toll bridge Express Lane and not havin any change or enough coins..Noel in Access Recycling.
Taxi's not indicatin n just pulling out, people not knowin how to drive on roundabouts. People drivin to slow.
Taxi drivers. They think that they own the road. Simon. Tallaght.
Women drivers are the cause of most accidents
Ignorant people that dont say thank you wen u let dem out of a junction.and people dat dnt indicate.or slow ass people in the fast lane.tom on n7
Drivers Drivin far far too slow and stayin in the outside lane of a motorway holdin everyone else up..Noel in Access Recycling.
People blowing there horn at car in front them wh traffic is heavy and they cant go any futher dermot
People who drive real slow on back roads and then speed up on the straights so you cant overtake. And people wit front fogs on.
Trucks trying 2 over take trucks on t m50 at 80km. Aaaaahh. paul.
Put on your fog lights and the red lights blind the driver behind you then they will turn off their high beams
Thursday, February 22, 2007
THE HOG CHALLENGE!!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
WE HAD A STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK PARTY LAST FRIDAY!!
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
PORN NAMES!! ALL MORNING WE ASKED FOR YOUR PORN NAMES.....YOUR FIRST PETS NAME AND MOTHERS MAIDEN NAME......LET US INTRODUCE THE PORNSTARS OF DUBLIN:
Heidi mc.Goldrick from aaron grassick
Buster murphy brian Farrell
Rex freeman
Walking Caine. John
Lancer heart from lar walsh
Sparky phibbs, Derek
Major moloney Colette Comey
Fussbucket carlos, jim murphy from longwood
Rinty wallace from derek in tallaght
Flopsey day pete Hamilton
Goldie buckley . Emma
Spot carroll. Brendan.
Scruffy boyle stephen murphy finglas.
Randy valentine from mark
"Patch Little" Mark in Churchtown
Rodger peacock, keith obrien navan
Major watt from cliff
Scotty ball. My porn name
Toby McGee, Sean.
Randy Fortune
Max power! Darren
Trusty duffy
Meet rocky raymond. Derek from swords
Lucky cox
Goldy browne
Great porn match id be queenie doyle ....lisa
Brandy jackson, neil the essex boy! Ha
Buster o'toole
Smokey Briody
Jimmy silvestru
Blacky wood
My porn name is 'Maybe McKeown'
Bruno burke
Rusty micheal mine would be
My girl friend's pron name would be fluffy hinney
Sparky Clifford –Adrian
Lulu o'brien, from audrey deans.
Heidi mc.Goldrick from aaron grassick
Buster murphy brian Farrell
Rex freeman
Walking Caine. John
Lancer heart from lar walsh
Sparky phibbs, Derek
Major moloney Colette Comey
Fussbucket carlos, jim murphy from longwood
Rinty wallace from derek in tallaght
Flopsey day pete Hamilton
Goldie buckley . Emma
Spot carroll. Brendan.
Scruffy boyle stephen murphy finglas.
Randy valentine from mark
"Patch Little" Mark in Churchtown
Rodger peacock, keith obrien navan
Major watt from cliff
Scotty ball. My porn name
Toby McGee, Sean.
Randy Fortune
Max power! Darren
Trusty duffy
Meet rocky raymond. Derek from swords
Lucky cox
Goldy browne
Great porn match id be queenie doyle ....lisa
Brandy jackson, neil the essex boy! Ha
Buster o'toole
Smokey Briody
Jimmy silvestru
Blacky wood
My porn name is 'Maybe McKeown'
Bruno burke
Rusty micheal mine would be
My girl friend's pron name would be fluffy hinney
Sparky Clifford –Adrian
Lulu o'brien, from audrey deans.
Heidi mc.Goldrick from aaron grassick
Friday, February 16, 2007
HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS ON BAD HABITS THIS MORNING!!
Farting in bed and then saying wat was that
The worst thing that a woman can say during an argument is WHAT DO MEAN. WHAT DO I MEAN
Annoying habit some men can't find the laundry basket!
My husband scratches his bum and smells his fingers. Aaah has to be the worse bad habit ever!
An old boss would start a sentence with "no offence"... At which point you just knew someone would be offended
I love to smell my own socks i always do it evey nite when i cum in d miss's goes mad my two year old son does it aswell joe
A guy i work with moans when he eates, it sounds he’s having sex, puts me off my lunch.
My hubby picks his nails and corn on his toe and throws them behind the sofa.
My girlfriend keeps breedin its an awful habbit it i wish she'd ever stop. .
One i have is when i fart in bed, i have to stick my head under the covers to smell it, oh i will grab my girl friends head under too to make sure she enjoys it too. Chris
My brother shapes his hand like cup farts in 2 and then sniffs it from dave morris +baldoyle
My wife hates it when i don’t close the cereal box using the tabs on the top Yeh shes a freak but i love her regards leo
AND THE WINNING TEXT THIS MORNING - My mate stevo picks his ears and sits there smelling it if that not bad he then cleans his cats ears with cotton buds and sits and smells that thats sick karl in tyrrelstown
The worst thing that a woman can say during an argument is WHAT DO MEAN. WHAT DO I MEAN
Annoying habit some men can't find the laundry basket!
My husband scratches his bum and smells his fingers. Aaah has to be the worse bad habit ever!
An old boss would start a sentence with "no offence"... At which point you just knew someone would be offended
I love to smell my own socks i always do it evey nite when i cum in d miss's goes mad my two year old son does it aswell joe
A guy i work with moans when he eates, it sounds he’s having sex, puts me off my lunch.
My hubby picks his nails and corn on his toe and throws them behind the sofa.
My girlfriend keeps breedin its an awful habbit it i wish she'd ever stop. .
One i have is when i fart in bed, i have to stick my head under the covers to smell it, oh i will grab my girl friends head under too to make sure she enjoys it too. Chris
My brother shapes his hand like cup farts in 2 and then sniffs it from dave morris +baldoyle
My wife hates it when i don’t close the cereal box using the tabs on the top Yeh shes a freak but i love her regards leo
AND THE WINNING TEXT THIS MORNING - My mate stevo picks his ears and sits there smelling it if that not bad he then cleans his cats ears with cotton buds and sits and smells that thats sick karl in tyrrelstown
Thursday, February 15, 2007
PEOPLE TEXTED IN ALL MORNING TO GET THEIR DIRTIEST SECRETS OFF THEIR CHESTS!!
THIS ALL SPARKED OFF FROM A WEBSITE NIAMH FOUND CALLED POSTSECRET.COM WHERE YOU CAN POST YOUR DARKEST SECRETS!!
I went to a house party and i hated the person so i took a crap in his parents chest of draws
I rewired a house and robbed some underware on the girl that lived there
Every morning i would scratch my arse, and then stir my boss's tea with my finger. He deserved it narkey awl fool. Darren
When i worked in england the lads would give me all the crap jobs so i would make their tea out of toilet water to get My own back
When i was nine I stole my older brothers confirmation money and put it in my post office ,i got away with it and he still doesnt know it was me coz my younger brother got the blame.
I took a wee in a mans letter box before cuz he pushed me off his wall
Robbed my aunties engagement ring when i was 12 and gave it to a girlfriend and watched as my sister got the blame.
I once went 2 the shops dressed in my ex girlfriends clothes skirt makeup the whole works she still doesnt know 2 this day
I used to steal womens purses, get them them back for them like a hero just so i could be with them
I ring people in da middle of da nite n wake them 2 ask them are they asleep if day say yeh il say alrite talk 2 ya l8r. .
When i worked in england the lads would give me all the crap jobs so i would make there tea out of toilet water to get My own back
My best mate slept with my wife so i put his baby pictures all over the office and told him that my wife was expecting his child
I rang da buy n sell n put an ad in sayin 2 rabbits n hutch free 2 gud home wit my mates num he musta got a million calls 4 it. .
I didnt like my sisters boyfriend so i was makin a curry so i put dog food in it and he ate it all.
I remember a few years ago a guy was playing a joke on a an other guy and put a pubic hair in his fish and chips.
My boss came to site 1 day giving out hell to us so i rubd my lad on the inside of his m.bike helmet
I hate my aunty so one day she was makeing dinner and i spat into the dinner and told her i wasnt hungry and then sat there and watched her eat it
This is my biggest secret. Ive said yes 2my fiance that i wil marry him but i knw myself i wil never ever marry him i wil do a runner on d big day!
I use cut my ex hair i was walking one day with a mate and say him snoging another girl so that night i shaved the back of his hair off and spiked the front with glue telling him it was gel.
I put cling film on the toilet bowl in the teachers bathroom in my school....lets just say it worked!our principal got on the intercom screaming and dem
My boss was a bit of a push over and i disliked her that much that one morning there was a big meeting about to get under way but i dismantled one of her chair legs, and as she was the last in, to sit down in a room of 30 we chocked when her and the chair splattered around the floor.
I remember one day in ballyfermot my sister who is a real joker took the steering wheel of our sister in laws car
I went to a house party and i hated the person so i took a crap in his parents chest of draws
I rewired a house and robbed some underware on the girl that lived there
Every morning i would scratch my arse, and then stir my boss's tea with my finger. He deserved it narkey awl fool. Darren
When i worked in england the lads would give me all the crap jobs so i would make their tea out of toilet water to get My own back
When i was nine I stole my older brothers confirmation money and put it in my post office ,i got away with it and he still doesnt know it was me coz my younger brother got the blame.
I took a wee in a mans letter box before cuz he pushed me off his wall
Robbed my aunties engagement ring when i was 12 and gave it to a girlfriend and watched as my sister got the blame.
I once went 2 the shops dressed in my ex girlfriends clothes skirt makeup the whole works she still doesnt know 2 this day
I used to steal womens purses, get them them back for them like a hero just so i could be with them
I ring people in da middle of da nite n wake them 2 ask them are they asleep if day say yeh il say alrite talk 2 ya l8r. .
When i worked in england the lads would give me all the crap jobs so i would make there tea out of toilet water to get My own back
My best mate slept with my wife so i put his baby pictures all over the office and told him that my wife was expecting his child
I rang da buy n sell n put an ad in sayin 2 rabbits n hutch free 2 gud home wit my mates num he musta got a million calls 4 it. .
I didnt like my sisters boyfriend so i was makin a curry so i put dog food in it and he ate it all.
I remember a few years ago a guy was playing a joke on a an other guy and put a pubic hair in his fish and chips.
My boss came to site 1 day giving out hell to us so i rubd my lad on the inside of his m.bike helmet
I hate my aunty so one day she was makeing dinner and i spat into the dinner and told her i wasnt hungry and then sat there and watched her eat it
This is my biggest secret. Ive said yes 2my fiance that i wil marry him but i knw myself i wil never ever marry him i wil do a runner on d big day!
I use cut my ex hair i was walking one day with a mate and say him snoging another girl so that night i shaved the back of his hair off and spiked the front with glue telling him it was gel.
I put cling film on the toilet bowl in the teachers bathroom in my school....lets just say it worked!our principal got on the intercom screaming and dem
My boss was a bit of a push over and i disliked her that much that one morning there was a big meeting about to get under way but i dismantled one of her chair legs, and as she was the last in, to sit down in a room of 30 we chocked when her and the chair splattered around the floor.
I remember one day in ballyfermot my sister who is a real joker took the steering wheel of our sister in laws car
Wednesday, February 14, 2007
NIAMHS MEATBALL RECIPE!! ATTEMPT IF YOU DARE!!
Round Mince
Garlic mixed herbs
Onions (chopped finely)
1 egg
Put mince, onions, garlic, mixed herbs in a bowl. Mix together with an egg and flower and pop in the oven until brown at 200C
Cook spuds and add real butter and milk and use a hand blender to make creamy.
Serve with whatever veg you want and serve also with creamy pepper corn sauce or gravy!!!!!
Best wishes to tomorrow and food poisoning!!
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
VALENTINES DAY FOOD!!
We got everyone to text in with food they are gonna cook up to set the romance for valentines night. Here are some foods that are supposed to increase your sex drive!!
Chocolate
Oysters
Caviar
Celery
Clove
Grapes
Almonds
Avocados
Bananas
Walnuts
Ginger
Chili
Chickpeas
Vanilla
HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS THAT CAME IN THIS MORNING ABOUT VALENTINES DAY!!
Spare a taught for all us single girls out there... Louise
Im making my girlfriend mozerella stuffed meatballs tonight. Yum. And im bringing her to paris im 3 weeks. Cost a fortune!
As its my birthday too, the worst valentine's present i ever got from my ex is....nothing! He claimed he forgot-somehow i didn't believe him! Sinéad
Went into ann summers bought wife a load of sexy gear the lot had to wait hour and half for flight as she was on hol with sister went into bookie to pass time seen horse excoitic dancer won a grand
Im 38 yrs married never gt valentines card of my husband swine
Last year my boyfriend brought me out 4 dinner but when the bill came he produced a 2 4 the price of one voucher and still asked me 2 pay my share! Needless 2 say he's an ex now! Yvonne
I got my wife a gobstopper ,iam sick of playing deaf ,dave kildare
Last year i got flowers and block of knives. . . . Today i got fab card with a dinner iou and a you are what you eat cook book book. . . . I know he!s listening on his way to work. Hee hee Helen
I made the biggest mistake of giving along with flowers , choc's the works - an invite to a weight watchers club ! ....didnt get a sniff for a month.
Why does it hav to b the man that spends a fortune its more like girlfriends day there's no fella's day .Marc
Chocolate
Oysters
Caviar
Celery
Clove
Grapes
Almonds
Avocados
Bananas
Walnuts
Ginger
Chili
Chickpeas
Vanilla
HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS THAT CAME IN THIS MORNING ABOUT VALENTINES DAY!!
Spare a taught for all us single girls out there... Louise
Im making my girlfriend mozerella stuffed meatballs tonight. Yum. And im bringing her to paris im 3 weeks. Cost a fortune!
As its my birthday too, the worst valentine's present i ever got from my ex is....nothing! He claimed he forgot-somehow i didn't believe him! Sinéad
Went into ann summers bought wife a load of sexy gear the lot had to wait hour and half for flight as she was on hol with sister went into bookie to pass time seen horse excoitic dancer won a grand
Im 38 yrs married never gt valentines card of my husband swine
Last year my boyfriend brought me out 4 dinner but when the bill came he produced a 2 4 the price of one voucher and still asked me 2 pay my share! Needless 2 say he's an ex now! Yvonne
I got my wife a gobstopper ,iam sick of playing deaf ,dave kildare
Last year i got flowers and block of knives. . . . Today i got fab card with a dinner iou and a you are what you eat cook book book. . . . I know he!s listening on his way to work. Hee hee Helen
I made the biggest mistake of giving along with flowers , choc's the works - an invite to a weight watchers club ! ....didnt get a sniff for a month.
Why does it hav to b the man that spends a fortune its more like girlfriends day there's no fella's day .Marc
VALENTINES DAY!!
ALRIGHT LADS HERE ARE THE NO NO PRESENTS FOR TODAY!! THESE WILL GET YOU IN TO THE DOGHOUSE!!
1 - Lingerie: Who are we kidding? The gift of a see-through teddy or a bustier with garters and stockings is really a gift for you, gentlemen, not her. Oh sure, women want to like sexy lingerie, but snaps and hooks can be a lot of work. And if the woman doesn’t feel confident and only notices this bulge and that patch of cellulite when she sports that teddy, she isn’t likely to wear it. A soft, sexy cashmere sweater or a pair of silky soft pajamas are more likely to make her feel sexy, which will be a win for you in the long run.
2 - Petrol-station flowers: Not just those, but boxes of sweets purchased at your office cafeteria or little stuffed animals grabbed at the check-out stand at the grocery store. Nothing says, "I didn’t even think about this" more than those gifts. Retailers lay in wait each year, lining up trinkets just for you last-minute shoppers. Instead of grabbing the first thing you see, spend a few minutes thinking about something she would really enjoy before you enter the store. There’s a good chance the most meaningful gift isn’t in that store, and won’t cost you a penny. Think!
3 - Gym membership: If what you’re trying to say is ,"I love you, you big fat pig," this is the gift for you. If you want to continue to live in your own home, save it for another time. Perhaps you’re thinking "I’m giving a gift of a healthy heart, from the heart"? Maybe so, but it would take a very confident, special woman to see the heart-felt gesture in the big-fat-pig mirror. Alternative suggestion: A gift certificate for a pedicure or a massage. Nothing says lovin' like a little feet pampering.
4 - Clichéd jewelry: Want to give a true gift from the heart? Forget the heart-shaped pendant. It rings particularly hollow if she hasn’t worn jewelry since her high-school prom. What’s so wrong? These trinkets can be found everywhere as Valentine’s Day approaches and all but scream "last-minute purchase." Give it some thought: Would you give this for her birthday or Christmas? If so, buy to your heart’s content. If not, consider an attractive watch, which will show you’ve always got time to think about what makes her happy.
5 - Household goods: No vacuums. No George Foreman grills. Nothing that says "housework." That is the gift that keeps on giving ... her a headache. Valentine’s Day may be a greeting-card holiday, but with a little effort, you can add a touch of true romance. How about a lovely picture frame with a shot of her favorite person inside? (You, maybe?) Or a quiet dinner together alone. It doesn’t have to be expensive or extravagant, as long as it’s from the heart.
Tuesday, February 13, 2007
WE ASKED FOR YOUR FAVOURITE CHAT UP LINES TODAY - HERE ARE THE TOP 10 FROM THE TEXTS!!
1 - A man goes into a car and sees a woman and goes up behind her and says woo woo woo and she says what are you doing and he says im wooing you! from Aoife
2 - You look like a parking ticket - you have fine written all over you. from tina
3 - Go up to a girl and mess her hair and say - i was just wondering what you looked like in the morning, from alan in rialto
4 - have you got french knickers cuz you can say arivoir to them!!
5 - my tongue is tired can i rest it on yours
6 - my face leaves in 5 minutes - be on it!!
7 - your underwear must be made by nasa cos your ass is out of this world!!
8 - i may not be the best looking guy here but im the only one talking to you!!
9 - i can give you pleasure you cant measure and then take out a mars bar - paul in clondalkin
10 - not only am i good looking baby doll but im rich too!! kate in lucan
Monday, February 12, 2007
Sparky the dog got 43 barks today in barking for bucks!!
Friday, February 9, 2007
Thursday, February 8, 2007
We were looking for your one liners today - here are the top 10!!
1. What does a bisexual donkey have – a hee in the morning and a haw
in the evening
2. What is blue tac made from – smurfs poo
3. What do you call a donkey with three legs – Wonkey
4. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree – he was dead. Why did the
other monkey fall out of the tree – he thought it was a game.
5. What animal sas ooooh – a cow with no lips
6. What has four legs and goes ahh ahh – a sheep with no lips
7. What did the bra say to the hat – you go ahead and I will give
these two a lift.
8. What black and white and eats like a horse – a zebra
9. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo – a woolly jumper
10. The Lord said to Moses come fourth and you will receive the 10
commandments, he came fifth and won a washing machine
in the evening
2. What is blue tac made from – smurfs poo
3. What do you call a donkey with three legs – Wonkey
4. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree – he was dead. Why did the
other monkey fall out of the tree – he thought it was a game.
5. What animal sas ooooh – a cow with no lips
6. What has four legs and goes ahh ahh – a sheep with no lips
7. What did the bra say to the hat – you go ahead and I will give
these two a lift.
8. What black and white and eats like a horse – a zebra
9. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo – a woolly jumper
10. The Lord said to Moses come fourth and you will receive the 10
commandments, he came fifth and won a washing machine
Wednesday, February 7, 2007
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
THIS EMAIL CAME IN TODAY!! SO FUNNY.....READ THE TEXT FIRST!!
The video clip is from a Russian news programme.
There was an accident at a coal mine and people were accused of
drinking on the job. The interviewer is trying to see if there is any
truth in the rumour,and then one of the other workers turns up
unannounced.
Don't need sound, unless you can speak Russian.
There was an accident at a coal mine and people were accused of
drinking on the job. The interviewer is trying to see if there is any
truth in the rumour,and then one of the other workers turns up
unannounced.
Don't need sound, unless you can speak Russian.
Monday, February 5, 2007
Sunday, February 4, 2007
Friday, February 2, 2007
THE BIG ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COUNTRYISMS!!!!
All morning this Sunny Friday morning we asked everyone to text in with sayings from the country!! On Thursday we had a chat about Dublin slang so it was only fair we did some culchie slang.
Down the country instead of snogging or scoring people shift!!
Here are a few more sayings!! some very crude by our country cousins!!
I wouldnt ride ya even if ya had peddles
i'd eat a farmers arse through a fence
lovely hurlin
hows your arse for spots
u've a face like a melted basin
thats moon
Thursday, February 1, 2007
DUBLIN SLANG!!
All morning we got everyone to text in their favourite Dublin slang
1 – Me aul segotia
2 – They were throwin it around like snuff at a wake
3 – Ya big bowsie
4 – Going for a jimmy riddle
5 – A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
6 – Ask me arse
7 – Your some muppet
8 – You look like death warmed up
9 – Sound as a pound
10 – Your cruisin for a bruisin
1 – Me aul segotia
2 – They were throwin it around like snuff at a wake
3 – Ya big bowsie
4 – Going for a jimmy riddle
5 – A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
6 – Ask me arse
7 – Your some muppet
8 – You look like death warmed up
9 – Sound as a pound
10 – Your cruisin for a bruisin
CHECK OUT THE COOL SKY FROM THIS MORNING!!
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