1. What does a bisexual donkey have – a hee in the morning and a haw
in the evening
2. What is blue tac made from – smurfs poo
3. What do you call a donkey with three legs – Wonkey
4. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree – he was dead. Why did the
other monkey fall out of the tree – he thought it was a game.
5. What animal sas ooooh – a cow with no lips
6. What has four legs and goes ahh ahh – a sheep with no lips
7. What did the bra say to the hat – you go ahead and I will give
these two a lift.
8. What black and white and eats like a horse – a zebra
9. What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo – a woolly jumper
10. The Lord said to Moses come fourth and you will receive the 10
commandments, he came fifth and won a washing machine
