WE'LL BE DOING LIVE LINKS WITH BEN, LIVE FROM JIM'S CARAVAN IN KIKMUCKRAGE EVERY MORNING AT 8.15 AND THE WORD WILL RISE EVERY DAY UNTILL WE GET BACK!!
TALK TO YOU IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS!!!
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Friday, July 20, 2007
CATHY GOT IN TOUCH SHE WAS LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS FOR HER WEDDING SONG... HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST ONES!!!
For the song.Another one bites the dust. Rose in bray
If she wants a film sound-track, how about 'apocalypse now'. I think it's ' the flight of the valkyrie', a type of nordic banshee!
Rod stewart... I can't get noooo satisfaction... (i think he sing's that) That'd be very funny..
How aboutthe rocky theme song or the a team one or
I've got it! Fat bottom girl from Queen... Andy
Wedding song , you couldn't do better than nelly the elephant.Dance down the aisle ! What about playing it as the 80's song ? J.b.
Wedding march. Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart but you'll never walk alone. If her hubby is a pool fan great if not, tuff. Keith proudfoot
think she should play its the final countdown because its her last last few minute's of freedom from sean in tallaght
She should play-i still haven't found what im lookin for 4 d laugh!that'd put d shits up him!peter from drumcondra.great show
She should get the divinyls i touch myself
I think i better leave right now before i fall any deeper by will young from hannah in church st
Wedding songs - white wedding - billy idol. You'll never walk alone. Hard to be humble. Klingons on the starboard side. Together in electric dreams. Happy friday from South African Steve
Dont worry be happy from dave in blanchardstown
She could have these boots are made for walkings .from paula
I predict a riot
If she wants a film sound-track, how about 'apocalypse now'. I think it's ' the flight of the valkyrie', a type of nordic banshee!
Rod stewart... I can't get noooo satisfaction... (i think he sing's that) That'd be very funny..
How aboutthe rocky theme song or the a team one or
I've got it! Fat bottom girl from Queen... Andy
Wedding song , you couldn't do better than nelly the elephant.Dance down the aisle ! What about playing it as the 80's song ? J.b.
Wedding march. Walk on, walk on, with hope in your heart but you'll never walk alone. If her hubby is a pool fan great if not, tuff. Keith proudfoot
think she should play its the final countdown because its her last last few minute's of freedom from sean in tallaght
She should play-i still haven't found what im lookin for 4 d laugh!that'd put d shits up him!peter from drumcondra.great show
She should get the divinyls i touch myself
I think i better leave right now before i fall any deeper by will young from hannah in church st
Wedding songs - white wedding - billy idol. You'll never walk alone. Hard to be humble. Klingons on the starboard side. Together in electric dreams. Happy friday from South African Steve
Dont worry be happy from dave in blanchardstown
She could have these boots are made for walkings .from paula
I predict a riot
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE COMPILING THE 10 BEST DUBLIN PUB!
10. Stags Head
9. Gravediggers, Glasnevin.
8. The Full Shilling, Finglas
7. Cock tavern, Swords
6.Donaghmede Inn, Donaghmede.
FOR THE TOP 5 MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP A COPT OF TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM AND STAY WITH THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON DUBLIN'S HIT MUSIC STATION FM104
Monday, July 16, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON DUBLIN'S FM104, WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FRIDAY THE 13 AND YOUR SUPERSTITIONS!!!!
wen i brush my teeth i hav to do it a certain way start at the top at the back an work my way to the front if i mess up i hav to start again sometimes id brush them 3 or 4 times in a row til i get it rite
Even though i know i have locked d door when my other half has asked me if its locked i have 2 go & check it again-annoyin! Lucinda
If i walk on a line on path i have 2 walk on another one with the other foot r i feel unbalanced
If i miss dial somethin be it a phone number or tv channel, and it comes up 666, i havta to miss dial it 3 times,
I cant were boxers i have to were thongs michael in dublin
When i buy the newspaper every evening i can never take the one from the top. It must be the second one. I am convinced many others have flicked through the top one. Dee
Have 2 make sure daughters dolls r all dressed at night.
I cant were a bra i am afeard of them kim
I have to stur a cup of tea 5 times clock wise and 5 times anti clock wise
Im actually terrifyed of seeing one legged pigeon.s after being told if i spot one i will lose a limb before im 33. It actually upset.s me even thinkin about it strange from paula in cherryorchard
I always step over the13th step on the stairs and never smoke the13th cigarette i will break it up or give it to somebody
Wen i put my socks on i fold them over at the top becoz its bad luck not 2
Jim did you know that one of the williams sisters when playing in a tennis competition is superstitious and when serving she bounces the ball five times. She believes that if she doesnt do this she will have bad look. I watched her in the final and she bounces the call 5 times before serving from stewart
I always have to salute a magpie when i see one on its own!
On deadliest catch they never leave port on a friday. Day always say you can leave port at 11.59 thursday night, or 12.01 saturday morning.
DANGEROUS DEANO'S DOING HIS DRIVING TEST.. WE ASKED YOU FOR YOUR DRIVING TEST STORIES!!
just about to do test and elderly women just failed test?was reversing and went straight into my tester car i could not stop laughing, i passed
Dermot from Greenhills failed the driving test before he drove off from the test centre cause the demister wasnt working. The inside was like a sauna!
Michelle i got to the test centre no break lights man gave me 5 mins to get it sorted went to the nearest garage i needed 2 bulbs they only had 1 left so a taxi driver took one out of his own car and gave it to me and i passed after all that
My bit of advice to deano wud b t not introduce himself to the tester as "Dangerous Deano".. Richie
I got sick on the tester on my first driveing test
I put my learner sticker on the day of the test. Spit all over it. Tester pealed it off and licked all over it to place it somewhere else. Brian
When i did my test i was very nervis and i drove across my testers foot and broke his big toe and he told me there and then in his big deep voice u have failed and 2 get out of my sight. Brendan
I did my test in a van and while reversing around a corner a guy on a bike came off the footpath into the side of the van. The rest of the test consisted of bringing the guy to hospitag. Still passed! Mat
tI done my test in letterkenny, i saw that he gave me a pink x, so wen finished i drove about a mile past the test centre and told him to get out, it was rainin
Keith the bread man turned up in my van tester got in rolled down the window and my learner signs flu out the window passed anyway first time good luck and good mornin!!!!
On the same test i had 2 get a jump start 5 mins b4, then petrol gage flashed up empty only 2 mins in2 test, i failed! Keith,also had torrential rain
My driving tester was drunk i had to show him and tell him the questions to ask me and he did, and after my test we went for a few jars. I passed my test and and ended up giving my my tester marital advice. And driving him home..:) Anon Athy
i did mine in churchtown i only found out 2 days b4 and i got away wit it doing wit no tax and i passed,muppet dnt even notice.so much 4 them checking ure car
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON DUBLINS FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR THE TOP 10 THINGS ABOUT BEING A DUB!!!
10. The best thing bou been a dub is we get all d great radio stations i've a mate from athlone n he'd never heard of fm 104
9. the guinness brewery
8. The best thing of being a dub is not being a culchey
7. Being irish but still having a metropolitan lifestyle
6. The best thing about bein a dub is not knowin everyone in town
FOR THE TOP 5 BE SURE TO CHECK OUT TOMMORROW MORNING'S HERALD AM!
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Monday, July 9, 2007
THIS MORING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON DUBLIN'S FM104, WE WERE ASKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THE WORST GAFFES YOU'VE EVER MADE!!! HERE'S SOME!!
I was in d supermarket and i over heared a little girl telling her nan all about seeing her mam kissing her dads willy.
When my bosses daughter was about three, they were sitting in the car one day and she was standing on the arm rest with her head out thru the sun roof, two dwarfs walked up and were looking in a shop window. He says a look of thoughtfulness came over her face and she started singing hi ho, hi ho! Priceless. From Erin, stuck in traffic as usual x
We recently got married in Spain,and d priest wz telling us dat,while learning English he wz at a wedding in England,and while at a wedding 1 nite,he commented 2 a woman dat there were 'some lovely bitches around',he had gotten bitch and beach mixed up! Grainne,Kinsealy.
Was at my boyfriends house an his next door neighbour was givin out to me for parking outside his house. Went into my boyfriends house going mad givin out about the next door neighbour only to find out he was my boyfriends uncle! I didn't no and i was going out wi him 10 months'!
I was in a supermarket when this little boy started 2 shout mammy mammy are u not buyin ur nappies which turned out 2B TAMPAX
My cousin came over 2our house for a visit, my son was 3 and kept running round to look behind her, i asked him what he was doin and he said "you said marys two faced, want to see the other one"
A few years ago we were gettin an attic conversion.first day they were a bit messy.I said 2 my other half that i hoped they wernt cowboys.The next day when they came i was gettin my 3 year old ready 4 playschool at at the top of his voice he said mammy here comes the cowboys.i was mortified.Anyway the attic turned out fab.Fiona.
Was in the pub with the lads the 2nd night in a row so the girlfriend was a bit pissed so i was sendin a real lovy dovy message to try get on side again but i sent it to my mate sittin across from me the slagin went on all night
I was out with a friend of my in australia, really nice guy started talkin 2 us and was tellin us the story about how he lost his eye. My mate said 2 him it cud have been worse u cud have lost a leg he then tapped his leg and said he did. But he took it in gud spirit.
X girlfriend once asked me if i could tell she gained weight, i said only when i lift you
Friday, July 6, 2007
Thursday, July 5, 2007
ON THIS MORNINGS STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON DUBLINS FM104, WE WERE STILL TAKING YOUR LIMERICKS FEATURING DUBLIN PLACE NAMES!!!
Niamh&Jim, Oh wot a pair! They make strange sounds & pollute d air. And wen they put d toaster on u better run, cause d flames will b seen frm ballsbridge 2Ballymun! Frm Anthony Sheridan in Blanch
My biggest pain by far is insuring my car to take me from ballymun to the centre but i tell them to stick it if i had a dublin bus ticket and on fridays id go for a jar
There was a young man from artain , who had no control of his brain , he swolloed some pills which was followed by spills and now hes clinicaly insane. Luke from finglas.
There was a guy from rathgar who could not walk very far so he hopped on a bus met a friend of his gus and they both went to town for a jar dave portland st
A girl on a bus from dundrum was feeling awfully glum until she got a shock from the strawberry alarm clock a bus pass for a year she had won
There was a girl from castleknock, who really loved to.... Swim in the lock, she jumped in one night and got such a fright when she hit her head on a rock...
A young housewife from Sallynoggin, on a Friday would love 2 go Dogging, -its nothing like that, ya foul minded prat, i just meant with her dog she'd go joggin'! -Steve, Bray.
There was a man from Artane, who over time went incredibly lame. He could hop on the bus with minimum fuss, but could never manage the train! Caitriona Leslie
There was a gymnastic from leixlip who had a bad land on a back flip instead of his feet he landed on his teeth and now hes eating his food through a drip
My biggest pain by far is insuring my car to take me from ballymun to the centre but i tell them to stick it if i had a dublin bus ticket and on fridays id go for a jar
There was a young man from artain , who had no control of his brain , he swolloed some pills which was followed by spills and now hes clinicaly insane. Luke from finglas.
There was a guy from rathgar who could not walk very far so he hopped on a bus met a friend of his gus and they both went to town for a jar dave portland st
A girl on a bus from dundrum was feeling awfully glum until she got a shock from the strawberry alarm clock a bus pass for a year she had won
There was a girl from castleknock, who really loved to.... Swim in the lock, she jumped in one night and got such a fright when she hit her head on a rock...
A young housewife from Sallynoggin, on a Friday would love 2 go Dogging, -its nothing like that, ya foul minded prat, i just meant with her dog she'd go joggin'! -Steve, Bray.
There was a man from Artane, who over time went incredibly lame. He could hop on the bus with minimum fuss, but could never manage the train! Caitriona Leslie
There was a gymnastic from leixlip who had a bad land on a back flip instead of his feet he landed on his teeth and now hes eating his food through a drip
Wednesday, July 4, 2007
THIS MORNING ON FM104'S STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK, WE WERE TAKING MORE OF YOUR LIMERICKS!!
Niamh and jim like to boast . But the one thing they can't do is toast . With the alarm going spare. They set up a scare. And the radio was leet with no host . From willie cheer's
There was a young girl from moyglass who had the most beuitful ass youed probely think it was roundy and pink it was brown had long ears and ate grass joe rochfort bridge
There once was a station called fm104.. And on this they'd a quiz called the word.. But people ringing in are thick.. cause they keep guessing words that were guessed before.. From Sinead..
I know a young lad from clondalkin, who learned how to steal cars before walkin. He's an out and out dub, always drinks down the pub and says "righ!" quite alot when he's talkin. The end. Brooksy
There was a dj called jim who was awfully proper and prim then doodles the cat got hold of this prat and now the joke is on him dave portland st
There was a young girl from moyglass who had the most beuitful ass youed probely think it was roundy and pink it was brown had long ears and ate grass joe rochfort bridge
There once was a station called fm104.. And on this they'd a quiz called the word.. But people ringing in are thick.. cause they keep guessing words that were guessed before.. From Sinead..
I know a young lad from clondalkin, who learned how to steal cars before walkin. He's an out and out dub, always drinks down the pub and says "righ!" quite alot when he's talkin. The end. Brooksy
There was a dj called jim who was awfully proper and prim then doodles the cat got hold of this prat and now the joke is on him dave portland st
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