Friday, October 26, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
WELL OUR COMPANY SWAP CONTINUES. ADVANCE FINANCIAL SERVIES AND ADVANCE AUCTIONEERS SEND US IN THIS LOAD OF MERCH!
SEND US SOME OF YOUR COMPANY'S MERCH. STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK, FM104, HUME HOUSE, BALLSBRIDGE D4!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
THIS WEEK WITH HERALD AM WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR VOTES FOR OUR POLL WHO SHOULD BE THE NEW IRELAND BOSS! HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF!
TOP 10 FAN’S CHOICE IRELAND MANAGERS
6. Martin O’ Neill
7. Liam Brady
8. Kermit
9. Bertie
10. Jesus
FOR THE FULL LIST BE SURE TO CHECK OUT TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Friday, October 19, 2007
ALL THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS YOU'VE BLAGGED FOR FREE!
I blagged a laptop outa p c world 3 years ago, after findin a damaged 1 in their skip, braught it back in 2 weeks later, and blagged a new 1, class, (bill)
Managed to blog my way to get free posh resturant meals for over 6 mths. Coz Had tummy bug and b/f it took hold I went to this resturant and puked my guts up after having their meal. So I complained that the meal and food was not right to manager of this posh place. Must have got €15OO of freebies meals over the last 6 mths 4free ha ha Hope the resturant manager is not listening in. Brian Fairview
My Brother's Stag weekend We went to Leeds to take in a match as he is a big Leeds fan, on the saturday me and me 2 brothers went to Ellen Rd. to get tickets for the game on the sunday, only to be told the grounds were shut, i blagged the Security who got John mc Callenz to give us a prive tour of the stadium, it made me brothers weekend ! Gary Mullen Whitehall.
I stood outside hill16 pretending to cry when a stewart asked me what was wrong i told him i was pickpocketed and my ticket was gone after much balling i got in to a premier seat
When i was younger i used to blag my way into night clubs sayin i was at the bank so i didn have to show i.d or pay in ha ha...karen on the m50
We were in sweden on a trainin camp in 2000 as part of the irish bobsleigh team and we blagged 6 tickets to see U2. No trainin the next day 4 us:) paul
My brother rented a car in germany on a provisional licence by saying provisional was a province in ireland andrea ashbourne
Managed to blog my way to get free posh resturant meals for over 6 mths. Coz Had tummy bug and b/f it took hold I went to this resturant and puked my guts up after having their meal. So I complained that the meal and food was not right to manager of this posh place. Must have got €15OO of freebies meals over the last 6 mths 4free ha ha Hope the resturant manager is not listening in. Brian Fairview
My Brother's Stag weekend We went to Leeds to take in a match as he is a big Leeds fan, on the saturday me and me 2 brothers went to Ellen Rd. to get tickets for the game on the sunday, only to be told the grounds were shut, i blagged the Security who got John mc Callenz to give us a prive tour of the stadium, it made me brothers weekend ! Gary Mullen Whitehall.
I stood outside hill16 pretending to cry when a stewart asked me what was wrong i told him i was pickpocketed and my ticket was gone after much balling i got in to a premier seat
When i was younger i used to blag my way into night clubs sayin i was at the bank so i didn have to show i.d or pay in ha ha...karen on the m50
We were in sweden on a trainin camp in 2000 as part of the irish bobsleigh team and we blagged 6 tickets to see U2. No trainin the next day 4 us:) paul
My brother rented a car in germany on a provisional licence by saying provisional was a province in ireland andrea ashbourne
Thursday, October 18, 2007
TODAY ON THE SHOW WE WERE LOOKING FOR THE TEXTS OF THE WORST LIES YOU'VE EVER TOLD!
When i was 5 i did a poo outside the house and blamed our dog.unfortunatly they didnt believe me,at least i didnt have to clean it up
I told me brother that if he scrubbed his face wit a lemon and then put salt on it . It would get rid of his freckles so he went and scrubbed his face raw and his face was 1 big scab for weeks
When i was about 4,i'm the youngest of six kids, my then fifteen yr old brother told me that i was found in the jungle. Said i was a wolf child. I asked how come i didn't look like a wolf and he said cos ma and da had yer teeth filed down and yer facial hair removed! I cried me eyes out! Haha just thought i'd share. Claire
A guy i know told me his mum always told him that women can't fart. He actually believed this til he was 19 and had his first girlfriend who let one rip in front of him. Mary, kimmage
Years ago i was told if i was late for work again i would get the sack then i sleep it out i put talc powder on my face and went into work the boss told me i did not look well and told me to take the day off work gerard conlan
I used 2 work with my friend which wos also my boss at the time. He gave me a lift every morning 2 work. I wos coming home from a party at 4 in the morning so i snuck in 2 his garden & slowly let the air out of his 2 of his tyres. I rang him up at 8 oclock & told him a little white lie (from my bed) that i wos ready 2 go 2 work. He told me 2 it wos o.k. & i cud have the day off kos his car wos out of action. Little did he no wos all he had 2 do wos pump the wheels back u & i got 2 cure my hangover. Were still best mates even now. Gary, cabra.
went to my nieces graduation. I had my photo taken with her gown and hat on me. I sent it to my sister and told her i graduated from trinity college. She took the photo into the camera shop to have it enlarged and framed and put it in pride of place on her mantle piece. She boasted to all her neighbours about me and they still think i am a genius. After about six months we told her it was a big windup.
I was in my parents house a few yrs back wi my ex girlfriend nd she Wasnt feelin well.So she went 2d toilet nd lets jus say she destroyed d toilet nd broke it.Well she was so embarrassed that i made up a huge story told my folks that it was me nd they always look at me weird now wen i visit.Gerry, Dublin
Me n my friend told her 12yr old brother that it was normal 4 a boy his age 2 hav a 13inch penis.how terible..he said he did n there was nothin 2 worry about.say he was dreadin getin down 2 with his 1st girlf.michelle..vemrp
Do ya know the big ball with the roads on it in Naas. I told my little bro that that was made of elastic bands he still believes it to this day and he is
Years ago on a family day out on the beach i told my sister i found chalk, it was actually dog poo gone white, and told her not to tell ma cuz she wouldn't let us bring it home, so she snuck it into her bag and when mammy was emptying the bags , she seen t poo and went bananas and my sister got into trouble.. Tee hee..
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR STRAWBERRY POLL FOR THIS WEEK. ITS ALL ABOUT STUFF YOU'VE BORROWED AND NOT RETURNED!
6.Lighters
7.Tools
8.Jewellery
9.CD’s/DVD’s
10.Phones
CHECK OUT THE FULL LIST IN TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!
THIS MORNING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS YOU'VE BORROWED AND NOT RETURNED! HERE'S SOME OF YOUR TEXTS!
A friend of mine borrowed my two favourite movies..dirty dancing and love actually. He never gave them back to me...and now he moved abroad and got married. Tabitha
My mum borrowed my dolce and gabana light blue purfume on the way to the air port and put it in her hand bag. It got confiscated at customs. It was the last thing my ex got me and she laughed at me wen i started cryin.
I lent my friend my credit card number so she could but some books i never got the money back and she used the number twice after that tracey lucan
When I was renting in a house in Ranelagh I "borrowed" my mates recorder that 5 years ago he thinks he lost it from Mark in Donaghmede
A friend of mine borrowed my paisley shirt in 1987. I never got it back. It was my good pulling shirt for sunday evening mass. Some great looking birds in priorswood church at six mass back then. Keith
When i was 10,i lent my skuba diving barbie to a friend....im now 22 and still cut up about it!im also no longer their friend! Thanks,arann from lambay island,rush
Sarah little borrowed 2 porn dvds about 6 months her number is 0863126703 can you get it back for me andy
I have been asked 4 a lone of a pair of knickers! Didn't realy want them back.
My sister borrowed my boyfriend to go to her debs
If i get a new cd my friend will want to borrow it before it gets into my cd player- He wont have any visitors- afraid you might take ur stuff back! Big cd collection and none of them are his
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Monday, October 15, 2007
THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF STORIES ABOUT YOU OR OTHERS WHO ARE TIGHT WITH MONEY!
I used2 work wit a man dat put half eaten sambos burgers any type of food in his pocket&eat l8r yuck
No messing this time i knew this person that when cycling home from work at night time if there was three of us he would be the one in the middle so he did not have to put his lights on his bike john
A guy i know says he owns half a company and has 3 jeep but always has no change and expects me to get d coffee and his bus fair
I was asked out on a date a few yrs ago. He asked me to go to the golden arches. I thought it was some kind of chinese. Really liked him so put in big effort. He brought me to mcdonalds! Needless to say there wasn't a 2nd date!
My bro is so tight dat wen my mam bought him sum self cleaning stuff it cam 2 e9.86 and he asked her 4 d 14c change, he's dat tight dat ye wldnt get a credit card through d cheeks of his as. Aoife
have a mate we call captain stand back.when we walk into a pub he'll stand back from the bar and wait 4 someone to offer him a drink.and he never buys 1 back.conor from sutton
I had a boyfriend who was so stingy that we would go for dinner and at the end of the meal he would make a play of having forgotten that he had no money on him. I would then get to pay for both our dinners! Then one evening after he had eaten his full and claimed not to have cash, i got annoyed enough to ask if he didn't have a credit card- his excuse was that he couldn't use it cause it was german and he would have to send money across by the end of the month and the timing was too late. When asked the same question at the beginning of a month, he had conveniently forgotten his pin no.! Unbelievable! ! From Lindsay.
My mother use 2 paint my feet black goin 2 school cos she wud nt buy shoes Poncho
A guy in our job takes our newspaper every morning and brings it home without asking.if we hide it,he takes it ont from the desk.
Howya lads my mate is so miserable we were in t pub one night and i bought him drink all night when it came to gettin t taxi to t night club he went mad and hounded me because he paid a euro more for sharing t cab
My father inlaw is so mean if there is any left over stew or soup even a drop he freezes it in ice cube trays for wéeks on end i have named them stewbicles ian skelly ballymun
No messing this time i knew this person that when cycling home from work at night time if there was three of us he would be the one in the middle so he did not have to put his lights on his bike john
A guy i know says he owns half a company and has 3 jeep but always has no change and expects me to get d coffee and his bus fair
I was asked out on a date a few yrs ago. He asked me to go to the golden arches. I thought it was some kind of chinese. Really liked him so put in big effort. He brought me to mcdonalds! Needless to say there wasn't a 2nd date!
My bro is so tight dat wen my mam bought him sum self cleaning stuff it cam 2 e9.86 and he asked her 4 d 14c change, he's dat tight dat ye wldnt get a credit card through d cheeks of his as. Aoife
have a mate we call captain stand back.when we walk into a pub he'll stand back from the bar and wait 4 someone to offer him a drink.and he never buys 1 back.conor from sutton
I had a boyfriend who was so stingy that we would go for dinner and at the end of the meal he would make a play of having forgotten that he had no money on him. I would then get to pay for both our dinners! Then one evening after he had eaten his full and claimed not to have cash, i got annoyed enough to ask if he didn't have a credit card- his excuse was that he couldn't use it cause it was german and he would have to send money across by the end of the month and the timing was too late. When asked the same question at the beginning of a month, he had conveniently forgotten his pin no.! Unbelievable! ! From Lindsay.
My mother use 2 paint my feet black goin 2 school cos she wud nt buy shoes Poncho
A guy in our job takes our newspaper every morning and brings it home without asking.if we hide it,he takes it ont from the desk.
Howya lads my mate is so miserable we were in t pub one night and i bought him drink all night when it came to gettin t taxi to t night club he went mad and hounded me because he paid a euro more for sharing t cab
My father inlaw is so mean if there is any left over stew or soup even a drop he freezes it in ice cube trays for wéeks on end i have named them stewbicles ian skelly ballymun
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THE POSTERS YOU HAD ON YOUR WALL AS A KID!!!
I used to have a poster derek davies and thelma mansfield from live at 3 from pat
Wen i was young i was crazy about boy george and made my mam cover my room with boy george posters if my friends knew id be ruined. Brendan tallaght
Moring guys i had dolly parton on my wall dolly was sweet in her day
Ive a full length poster of gail from cornation street in a bikini. :-P Ha! From karl
Big life size porter of mark owen from take that an got caught by my da feelin it up an kissin it one day...was only 11...scarlet...
I Have a poster of pat inglesby pats chat show from mick in coolock
My mam made me put a poster of bruce springsteen in my room because my dad wouldn let her put it in her room lisa tallaght
Worzel Gummage and Baywatch. Lisa in Harold's Cross
I had the biggest and every wall and the ceiling was full of boyzone posters. I only took them down because i was having a baby and had to decorate some of the room for the baby.
Michael Jackson and I had 2 kiss all them before going asleep or I thought something would happen 2 meSorry guys, but when I was an innocent child in d early 70s, my walls wer PLASTERED wit posters of Gary Glitter...JIMMY.
I used to share a room with my litle bro and he had a 3foot poster of bosco and i dispised it my mates stil give me stick . from steven
I had a MacGyver poster on my wall, legend. Anyone for a bomb made of dental floss? Terry.
Monday, October 8, 2007
THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU IN WORK! THO IT SOON BECAME A CHAT ABOUT BAD HYGINE
Mark from north Dublin the receptionist if someone upsets her it can be minor she'll be in a bad mood all day this woman is in her late 40s is she a tipcal who also moans
The boss comes in and he has dog breath and messes up the whole day giving orders that are insane.
Roots out ear wax with a pen and straightens out a paper clip then uses it to clean out dirt from under nails. Please play britney spears gimme more for rhonda in the honda on the m one this morning.
I work in a gym and the worst thing is sweaty people who wash their clothes under the taps in the changing rooms,pop them under the hand dryers for a sec then pop them into their gear bag and wear them the next day..
I work in a butcher+da guy beside me is always scratching his ars and never cleans his hands b3for touchin da meat ciara
My old boss used to cut his fingernails as his desk. The worst sound was the actual clipping, we feared for our eyes with random runaway nail clippings.
My boss spits in his waste bin farts all d time he's discussing he also pick his ears wid a top of his pen and looks at it and he he's not doin dat he's pickin his nose and pullin d hair out of it and eating it.
The office gossip who makes it his business to know your business and them shares your business with everyone else!
When i used to go to school, there was a teacher who used to rub her hand under her arm and then smell her hands, there was another one who used to come into school and she would haue either curry or baby sick on her clothes, the smell of her. From Mary.
My husbands bosses son who doesn't have a real job at the co. Throws his weight round ane screams and humiliates staff just coz he thinks he can. So wrong!
The boss comes in and he has dog breath and messes up the whole day giving orders that are insane.
Roots out ear wax with a pen and straightens out a paper clip then uses it to clean out dirt from under nails. Please play britney spears gimme more for rhonda in the honda on the m one this morning.
I work in a gym and the worst thing is sweaty people who wash their clothes under the taps in the changing rooms,pop them under the hand dryers for a sec then pop them into their gear bag and wear them the next day..
I work in a butcher+da guy beside me is always scratching his ars and never cleans his hands b3for touchin da meat ciara
My old boss used to cut his fingernails as his desk. The worst sound was the actual clipping, we feared for our eyes with random runaway nail clippings.
My boss spits in his waste bin farts all d time he's discussing he also pick his ears wid a top of his pen and looks at it and he he's not doin dat he's pickin his nose and pullin d hair out of it and eating it.
The office gossip who makes it his business to know your business and them shares your business with everyone else!
When i used to go to school, there was a teacher who used to rub her hand under her arm and then smell her hands, there was another one who used to come into school and she would haue either curry or baby sick on her clothes, the smell of her. From Mary.
My husbands bosses son who doesn't have a real job at the co. Throws his weight round ane screams and humiliates staff just coz he thinks he can. So wrong!
FIONA FINUCANE GUESSED THE FIRST WORD CORRECTLY ON FRIDAY SO WE HAD HER IN STUDIO TODAY TO TRY FOR THE NEXT WORD!!!!
EVERYONE WAS FEINING IT WAS QUITE BLANK... PLAY TO GUESS THE REST AND WIN THE POT AT 8.15 TOMMORROW!
Thursday, October 4, 2007
FOUND THIS VIDEO... WELL I THINK IT'S FUNNY ANYWAY ;) CLICK ON THE NAME TO GET THE LINK!
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