Thursday, May 31, 2007
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
Friday, May 25, 2007
SOMETIMES AROUND FM104 YOU SEE STRANGE THINGS...THE BEST THING TO DO IS ASK NO QUESTIONS, TAKE A PICTURE AND MOVE ON!!
SARAH ONE OF THE BEATLE BUGS INFORMED US SHE IS GROWING A SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS AND HIS FRIEND IN A LUNCH BOX FILLED WITH WATER!! AS I SAID.....ASK NO QUESTIONS!!
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Thursday, May 17, 2007
HERES SOME BLONDE MOMENT STORIES FROM THE TEXTS THIS MORNING!!
My blondest moment was when my boyfriend asked me to climb mount errigal wit him.i refused point blank so he did it on his own.when he came down he had an engagement ring wit him.he had climbed it that mornin to leave the ring up so he could propose.oops.
Just saw blond walking along east wall with skirt stuck in her knickers, cyclist stopped to tell her, she was mortified!
Have a 3 yr old daughter & don't get out much except to the zoo & cinema etc. Went to a nightclub with friends & family recently & asked for 2 adult tickets please.
When in college i was day dreaming on way home and trotted into the house 2 up from where i lived, all deco was same as it was same landlord, stood in kitchen looking at this guy who i thought was visiting one of the lads and was there for a good few mins before i copped it wasn't my house! Mortified!
A good few year's ago myself an a few friends were at a pub quiz Q .who is the current heavy weight boxing champion of the world My ex answered . Silvester Stallone .
When de dart 1st came i was sittin on it with my mates goin 2 skool a man told me 2 look at de window seats weren't 4 feet. Cheeky skool girl i was i told him i was illegitimate meanin 2 say illiterate i was so embarrsed.
At an aslan gig wit few mates dya no wat christy does all the hand movements had 1 the girls convienced he was doin sign language for the deaf people up the front!!!She was impressed!
When living in spain i went into a deli type shop and asked for a roast dick , which in spanish is very similar to a roast chicken!
At the sisters second wedding they made the toast to the new man and wife. At the top of my voice i said her first husbands name. Everyones face dropped. Worst was the priest was at our table! Michelle
Wednesday, May 16, 2007
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Monday, May 14, 2007
PEOPLE WERE TEXTING IN SOME OF THEIR CRINGE STORIES THIS MORNING...HERE ARE SOME GOOD ONES!!
A friend of mine stayed with her boyfriend in his house for the first time he left for work and told her her to let herself out and just to pull the door closed after her before she left she had to do a number 2! And it wouldn't flush! so she got a plastic bag from the kitchen and scooped it out plannin to put it in the slip outside she went and got changed and left half way down the driveway she realised she left the bag in the kitchen! Needless to say she never heard from him againI was dancing with this girl one nite in a slow set and just out of the blue i got sick all over her back
I was in school nd i had a can of coke in my jumper nd i 4got about it.when i picked up my keys that i dropped the can burst!
i was wearin a short dress, have a bit of a jelly belly so wore my Trinny an Suzannah knickers, as soon as went out d dress blew up!
My brother was with this bird and wet the bed. So he pushed her over on 2it. She didnt no what 2do when she woke
In a pub thinkin I lookin fab. Girl keeps starin at me an makin gestures. I give her filthy look on way 2 loo. Lift arms brushin hair an had left cream on. Big chunks a hair hangin no wha looks like cement
Friday, May 11, 2007
THE BIG FINAL!!
Three qualifiers for our dont forget your toothbrush competition were in studio this morning!! The first pic is Jim waiting on Niamh and Mike in the corner to check all the finalists answers......under that is Deirdre conferring with her partner Jonathan.....poor Deirdre was the first to be eliminated!!....all the qualifiers Alan, Deirdre and Sharon confer with their family and friends in studio and the last pic is Deirdre and Jonathan who had to bring their bags home right after this picture was taken!!
Thursday, May 10, 2007
HAVE A READ OF SOME TEXTS THAT CAME IN THIS MORNING ABOUT NICKNAMES!!
My friend nickname is genghis because he look like the dog out of eastenders
My nickname is mouse cause the first thing i ever ate as a baby is cheese and i nibbled on it and im in my 20's and still being called it.
Once met a guy out and he said his nick name was Anna ? Anaconda! In his dreams and mine lol
My nickman is bananas because i cant say it propley
A friend of mine is called Twofoot. Dont know where he got the name but when I asked him he said dont know. SOME GIRL GAVE HIM THE NAME? Wink wink. Taught it was a good funny answer.
My friends call me 'the fox' cause of d way i play poker
Last night we all chose nicknames as birds. I got Owl (clever) my mate got Kingfisher (good angler). Oh and you got Thrush (irritating c**t)
Coco pop's because I've Load's of mole's on my back
My nickname was snake at school, came from my surname Adams, as in the adder snake. South African Steve.
I've a friend called sidecar. Because all his friends have motor bikes and he hasn't!
My friends call me 'chesh' as in cheshire cat frm alice in wonderland because im always smiling and love to wear strips! Danielle
My husband is called Bread. At 13 friends in school thought Moran, his second name sounded like arran, Irish for bread. Still his name 23 years later
We used to call a guy in school Gilbert (company makes rugby balls). Not coz his head was oval the normal long horses way but the other flat way!
Know a fella eddie, put unleaded into diesel car so they called him unleadey
My nickname is mouse cause the first thing i ever ate as a baby is cheese and i nibbled on it and im in my 20's and still being called it.
Once met a guy out and he said his nick name was Anna ? Anaconda! In his dreams and mine lol
My nickman is bananas because i cant say it propley
A friend of mine is called Twofoot. Dont know where he got the name but when I asked him he said dont know. SOME GIRL GAVE HIM THE NAME? Wink wink. Taught it was a good funny answer.
My friends call me 'the fox' cause of d way i play poker
Last night we all chose nicknames as birds. I got Owl (clever) my mate got Kingfisher (good angler). Oh and you got Thrush (irritating c**t)
Coco pop's because I've Load's of mole's on my back
My nickname was snake at school, came from my surname Adams, as in the adder snake. South African Steve.
I've a friend called sidecar. Because all his friends have motor bikes and he hasn't!
My friends call me 'chesh' as in cheshire cat frm alice in wonderland because im always smiling and love to wear strips! Danielle
My husband is called Bread. At 13 friends in school thought Moran, his second name sounded like arran, Irish for bread. Still his name 23 years later
We used to call a guy in school Gilbert (company makes rugby balls). Not coz his head was oval the normal long horses way but the other flat way!
Know a fella eddie, put unleaded into diesel car so they called him unleadey
Tuesday, May 8, 2007
Friday, May 4, 2007
WE ASKED FOR TEXTS THIS MORNING ON THE WEIRDEST PLACES YOU FELL ASLEEP!! HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS!!
When sick,i fell asleep/fainted sitting on the toilet.All i know is i woke up upsidedown & semi naked.Had no energy 2get up so had to call boyf to rescue me!
I was so drunk one Nite that i fell asleep on my outside window sil and didn't wake up till the next morn. Ringin wet it rained over Nite phil lally edenderry
Woke up in a garden in renalagh in a mini and fish nets only had to walk back to ballymun at 6 on a sat morning
Feel asleep on my full irish breakfast in manhattan late nite cafe at d end of a nite out.... Tlk bout egg on your face!My mates tried 2 leave me but the workers started shoutin at them 2 take me off
I was in thiland and we were all out on the lash down by the beach. A lot later on that night the lads were walking down the beach heading home. when a local said to the lads is that your mate out there. So they look out into the sea and about 100 meters in there i am floating. All the lads rush into the sea including the locals. When they get to me i'm one off the lads go to grab me and i wake up with a shock. I was just sound asleep floating on my back in the sea. dont know how i got there but i say it had alot to do with the whiskey
A mate of mine after a night out on the beer with us because his wife was away lost his house keys and had to sleep in the boiler house which was only big enough for the boiler and to make matters worse while trying to jimmy open a window the next morning was arrested by the garda because he looked like a tramp
I fell aslep in a storage rm in skool n wen i woke up d skool was locked up,i lived 3 hours of a nitemere til a secuty man answerd my constant bangin
Think i fell asleep waiting for nightlink.can't remember how i got home that night but i'd no shoes on when i got home.
fel asleep in a park on a bench.went drinkin wen was 16 cudnt go home.so zipd up coat +puld up my hood+pretended 2 watch the lads playin a match
I came home to find my dad in the wheely bin(after a night out). He'd forgotten his keys an after it started to rain he thougit it very logical. Debbie, Dublin.
A grave yard then woke up an found an old house with 2 beds an my brother and me slept in a bed each it was at the u 2 slane concert from Caimin in navan
fell asleep on top of a bus stop in stillorgan n got woke by garda ...didn have a clue wat was goin on..Haha
The first time the killers came to oxygen festival i fell asleep standing up watching them. Karen.
I came in very drunk one night and fell asleep on the stairs in my house and my dad found me at the early hours of the morning got a lot of stick off my family for it mick from rathmines....
Came in after a Nite out and was playing wit the dog in the kitchen.... I then woke up on the kitchen floor bout 5hours later wit my dog licking my face.
Damien. i slept on a bench facing laytown bench after i got a taxi back from dublin after a nite out 2 surprise my girlfriend it cost me 85 euro and she didnt here me knockin it was a rainey winters evenin i was baltic cold. I forgave her we get married 28 june07 i love u karen. She now says"treat them mean keep them keen"
Graveyard in spiddle got pushed over the wall i was locked i couldnt get up so i fell asleep
My boyf fell asleep at the wheel waitin on traffic lights one morning last week. He was actually snorin ha ha
I was so tired in work one day i went in to the toilet an fell asleep for bout twenty mins!.. From anna
After a club in seoul in korea we couldn't get a taxi and were Very drunk so we walked to what we thought was a park andclimbed on top of a little hut..we were awoken a few hours later by a loud truck to find we were sleeping in a dirty recycling tip!! Loretta
I was so drunk one Nite that i fell asleep on my outside window sil and didn't wake up till the next morn. Ringin wet it rained over Nite phil lally edenderry
Woke up in a garden in renalagh in a mini and fish nets only had to walk back to ballymun at 6 on a sat morning
Feel asleep on my full irish breakfast in manhattan late nite cafe at d end of a nite out.... Tlk bout egg on your face!My mates tried 2 leave me but the workers started shoutin at them 2 take me off
I was in thiland and we were all out on the lash down by the beach. A lot later on that night the lads were walking down the beach heading home. when a local said to the lads is that your mate out there. So they look out into the sea and about 100 meters in there i am floating. All the lads rush into the sea including the locals. When they get to me i'm one off the lads go to grab me and i wake up with a shock. I was just sound asleep floating on my back in the sea. dont know how i got there but i say it had alot to do with the whiskey
A mate of mine after a night out on the beer with us because his wife was away lost his house keys and had to sleep in the boiler house which was only big enough for the boiler and to make matters worse while trying to jimmy open a window the next morning was arrested by the garda because he looked like a tramp
I fell aslep in a storage rm in skool n wen i woke up d skool was locked up,i lived 3 hours of a nitemere til a secuty man answerd my constant bangin
Think i fell asleep waiting for nightlink.can't remember how i got home that night but i'd no shoes on when i got home.
fel asleep in a park on a bench.went drinkin wen was 16 cudnt go home.so zipd up coat +puld up my hood+pretended 2 watch the lads playin a match
I came home to find my dad in the wheely bin(after a night out). He'd forgotten his keys an after it started to rain he thougit it very logical. Debbie, Dublin.
A grave yard then woke up an found an old house with 2 beds an my brother and me slept in a bed each it was at the u 2 slane concert from Caimin in navan
fell asleep on top of a bus stop in stillorgan n got woke by garda ...didn have a clue wat was goin on..Haha
The first time the killers came to oxygen festival i fell asleep standing up watching them. Karen.
I came in very drunk one night and fell asleep on the stairs in my house and my dad found me at the early hours of the morning got a lot of stick off my family for it mick from rathmines....
Came in after a Nite out and was playing wit the dog in the kitchen.... I then woke up on the kitchen floor bout 5hours later wit my dog licking my face.
Damien. i slept on a bench facing laytown bench after i got a taxi back from dublin after a nite out 2 surprise my girlfriend it cost me 85 euro and she didnt here me knockin it was a rainey winters evenin i was baltic cold. I forgave her we get married 28 june07 i love u karen. She now says"treat them mean keep them keen"
Graveyard in spiddle got pushed over the wall i was locked i couldnt get up so i fell asleep
My boyf fell asleep at the wheel waitin on traffic lights one morning last week. He was actually snorin ha ha
I was so tired in work one day i went in to the toilet an fell asleep for bout twenty mins!.. From anna
After a club in seoul in korea we couldn't get a taxi and were Very drunk so we walked to what we thought was a park andclimbed on top of a little hut..we were awoken a few hours later by a loud truck to find we were sleeping in a dirty recycling tip!! Loretta
Thursday, May 3, 2007
HERE THEY ARE!! THE OFFICIAL TOP TEN SUMMER SONGS AS VOTED BY YOU!!
1 – Underdog project – summer jam
2 – Don Henley – boys of summer
3 – Jazzy jeff and fresh prince – summertime
4 – Bryan adams – summer of 69
5 – Mungo jerry in the summertime
6 – Katrina and the waves - Walking on sunshine
7 – Mundy - july
8 - The kinks – sunny afternoon
9 - Bob Marley – three little birds
10– Beach boys – I get around
Wednesday, May 2, 2007
HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS FROM THE SLEEP WALKING STORIES THIS MORNING!!
When my younger brother was 13 and he was in secondary school he got up one day washed himself dressed himself had a bowl of cornflakes and headed off to school it was 10.45pm on a friday night ?
My sister had the flu&was sleep walking so i sat her@the dinner table&put a scarf&flag on her&told her we wer at a united game&she start singin and cheering.
The very 1st time i met my girlfriends parents we all went d pub got home went 2 bed i got up during d nite 2 go d toilet stil half asleep and woke up d nxt morning in bside my girlfriends sister. James
Me and my sister both sleepwalk, i woke up one nite in the sitting room, huddled up under the tv cabinet with a pair of my dads work boots on, when i got up 2go back 2bed, i met my sister walking down the hall holding onto half a soda bread! Sharon
Hey guys. Never thought i sleep walked til i bought my own place. Was in bed one night and kept hearing noises. I was freaked but eventually fell asleep. Woke up wit a wrench from d shed and a knife from d kitchen under my pillow!! I now lock my bed room door!
My brother is a bar man every night he sleep walk's and he does everything i tell him to do, i do have him gettin me drinks and food, its great.
Was sleep walking wen i was young, tought i was superman and jumped down d stairs!
I walked into my parents room and tried to piss on me dad but he woke up and roared at me was more worried about them seein my willy
My boyfriend slept walked one nite and when i woke up and saw him sitting on end of my bed covered in make up-strange
I SLEPT IN MY SISTERS HOUSE N SHE WOKE UP 2 FIND ME TRYING 2 GET INTO HER NEIGHBOURS HORSEBOX
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
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