TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK, IT WAS ALL ABOUT REVENGE! HERE'S SOME OF YOUR TEXT!

My x girlfriend put super glue on the door locks of my car when i was in work if that was not bad then when i got home she had done the door locks of the house

If you have headed paper from a hospital copy it and type up a letter send it to your x saying he needs to contact partners hes slept with cause his name came up regarding a std and they need to contact hospital urgently Aisling .wicked or what i evil .

Give their mobile number to a religious cult on the internet. He'd never have 2 minutes peace again

I recorded the lotto on a wednesday bought d same numbers on a thursday and gave d ticket 2my friend den we managed 2play d recording of wednsday nites lotto on sathurday in my hse which my friend was der. Wen d numbers came out he fainted. Taught he had 3.5m. It was gas. We never told him til d nxt day

My mates were in College with a lad they really hated. So one nite he went for a shower so all the lads went into the attic , lifted the Ballcock in the water tank and peed into the tank. Bet he smelled worse gettin out than he did gettin in.

Der was a caravan beside us in wexford nd dey wer always really loud so we used t throw bread on der roof so dey wud drive dem mad nd wake den up early! Ha Gary

I cut four tyres off a new car and with permanent marker wrote all over her new car what she done and put all names under the sun on it and broke the windows out of it she won't mess with my man and also put him out and broke all windows out of his new car


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THIS MORNING IN THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THE THINGS YOU PRONOUNCE INCORRECTLY!!

My da always says theater like t-ater sad:c(

My 12 yr old taylor says coleslaw instead of coldlsore

My aunt cant say music she says moosic and rather than sayin bring she says brin haha from niamh xxx

Bockle instead of bottle mick kildare

tralantrala da spider nicole xxx

Hi its vinny i still say cripps instead of cripps and my mate used 2 say camrits instead of camera's

My little brother use so say bssgeti instead of spegetti. Still dont know where he got the b from? Aisling from castleknock

I used 2 say radioater instead of radiator when i was small. Sinead

really have ta problems with exclamation it comes out ex-cala-matsion. Jane Glasnevin

I thrun it out instead throw it out. Gary

My sister in law says alerstation 4 d dog and it bugs d life out of me! Also hosdipal, and crips

HERE'S BRITNEY CRASHING INTO A PARKET CAR!!!

TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 IT WAS ALL ABOUT TOP TEN BREAK UP LINES... FOR THE FULL LIST SEE TOMMORROW'S HERAD AM!

6. I’m actually gay

7. I’m going to America

8.You remind me of an onion, the more layers you peel off the more I cry

9. You’re starting to look like your mother

10. You’re bleedin wreckin my head

SHEVON IN CENTRA IN THE 5 LAMPS TOOK DEANO'S KARAOKE CHALLENGE YESTERDAY!

THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TALES OF HOW YOUR PARENTS EMBARRASSED YOU!

Get this for embarassment.i am always joking around with this guy from work and we put on funny accents when we answer the phone.one morning,i thought it was him calling me and he says in an oul one voice,hi caitriona this is esther. I respond with-alright esther,hows your gee.after a long silence,i realised its a woman called esther who i work with,in her 50's and who was only back from lourdes the night before.caitriona,milltown.

my mother used to fart in mass then give one of us a dig and tell us to excuse ourselves. nice.. Kevin

I was in a shop wit my mam the shop was packed and she let out this big fart then she turned around and looked at me and started tutting i was mortified. I had 2 walk out of de shop.

I have a 5 year old son and his granny normally brings him to school because I start work at 9. Anyway this week I told him I'd bring him so we were getting ready yesterday and he said to me I have an idea I'll go to school on my own but when I told him he can't go on his own he told me to walk behind him.. I've obviously done something to embarrass him ha ha..

It was bout 6 months ago an me an me girlfriend were in me room asleep an me ma an da were out on the rip came home locked... Well me da came up t me room in his boxers askin for a lighter but as he turned the light on his little lad was hangin out i was mortified... Ryan..

My mother heard me call someone a wanker 1 day.she went on to explain that she didn't know wot that meant so she had ta ask my father.all this happened in front of my best friend who never let me live it down.kathy.

My mum met my fellas parents for the first time at my 21st, she was absolutely hammered, sang "like a virgin" on karaoke and handcuffed herself to a stuffed monkey, and danced with it round d pub. MORTIFIED. She was 50 at the time and finished the nite off by crying during a moving speech about me growing up. Sharon x

My dad mooned on top of the cliffs of moher to make my friends smile for a photo it turned out to be a nice photo

Wen d skul bus colectd us at our house, my da use 2 shout out 'moony time' n startd 2moon it as we were getn on it n wen he use 2 drop us 2 skul he use 2 get out of d car n sing d ambrosia 'go west' song! O d shame!

My girlfriend was just leavin the mornin after...i was just givin her a kiss outside when the window opened in my parents room my dad was just in his boxers and he shouts out john i dont no wat a tractor mortgage is...i was so embarassed my neighbours were in stitches laughin aswell-john.

HERE'S THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ADVERT FROM THE TELLY... ITS DEADLY!!!

COME ON THE BOYS IN GREEN... LETS GET BEHIND THE LADS!

THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104, WE WERE COMPILING A POLL WITH HERALD AM ON TOP CURRENT TELLY PROGRAMMES!!!

10. The Tudors

9. Lost

8. House

7. CSI

6. Hells Kitchen



CHECK THE FULL LIST IN TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!!

MAD MIKE SENT US A VIDEO FROM HIS TRAVELS... CHECK IT OUT!

THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104, WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR KITCHEN DISASTERS! ITS ALL WITH THANKS TO MAKE KITCHENS.IE.

I was six years old and i tried to make a cup of tea under my bed with a box of matches as i didn't know how to use a cooker. I set the fire and put the tea pot on it and burned the flat to the ground. True. Declan, cabra.

When i was younger i loved spag bol...my dad decided to make it for me for the first time ever... Imagine my surprise when he did the typical irish thing and made it with boiled potatoes as well!!! Debbie

Last christmas the turkey wouldnt fit in the oven so my fella had to burn the tray handles off with a grinder, when it was cooked i was carving it and realised i hadnt taken the bag of giblets out, it tasted of plastic, ROTTEN! Sharon x

My kitchen disaster was, when pizza came on sale years ago my dad went 2 cook it when he called us in 4 lunch the pizza's looked a little funny, dad had fried them instead of oven cookin them. He wanted 2 no at de time wat kind of food couldn't be fried?

Sat gone i'd a FEW beers i went in2 Gordon Ramsay mode put a fish under the grill FELL ASLEEP woke up wit smell of burning, fish was BLACK & oven distroyed-gary

We left the roasting tin in the range oven and forgot about it it blew up and we had a beautiful white bird when we found him amid all the smoke he wasnt dead but he was as black as the ace of spads .SHARRON IN CELBRIDGE

Last christmas eve i was preparing dinner my wife had cleaned the sink earlier but i did not know she had used bleach and i steeped the potatoes in the sink and little did i know they were soaking in bleach i then put them in the oven when i served them everyone nearly got sick the taste of bleach off the potatoes. Damian foley

HERE'STHE PICS FROM THE PAINTBALL CHALLENGE ON FRIDAY... THANKS TO ALL WHO TOOK PART AND THANKS TO FRONTIER PAINTBALL FOR AN EXCELLENT DAY OUT!!!!!

PADDY CASEY WAS LIVE IN STUDIO WITH US ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104

HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR POLL WITH HERALD AM, BE SURE TO PICK UP A COPY TOMMORROW FOR THE TOP 5!

Top 10 Chat up lines

10. im no barney rubble but i bet i can make your bedrock.

9. Is your name Jacobs? Coz you’re a cracker!

8. I’ve lost my teddy bear so can i sleep with you 2nyt instead?

7. Do you believe in love at first sight or do ya want me to walk past again!

6. I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours??

THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104, WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TOP CHAT UP LINES!!

Are u wearin any knickers. If yes then say dam my watch must b fast again. Stuart skerries

Is dat a mirror in your knickers ? She says y an i say cos i can c myself in dem later from poncho

know ur eyes r like spanners? Everytime i look into them my nuts tighten

Go up to a girl in a night club an ask would you like to dance? If she says no reply i think you misunderstood me said you look fat in that dress...... Classic

How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?

Have u got a map cause i got lost in ur eye's.. Or is ur legs hurting cause u'v been walking from my mind all day

Do u believe in love at first sight or will i walk by again from poncho

Do u like chesse? caus im an easy single. OR do u work 4 jacobs? Caus ur a cracker.

R u jamaican coz ur jamaican me horny!frm bill

Is that a ladder in ur tights r a stairway 2 heaven. Janet, crumlin

Walk over 2 the girl. Lick ur finger in front of her and then touch her top with the finger. Then say "lets get them wet clothes off u" never fails !

Are you french because u can say au revoir to those knickers. James from Clondalkin

Whats the differents between a farrari and a hard on....i haven't got a farrari. Ray ringsend

DEREK CLONDALKIN...Ya run past a girl close to the toilets and say "i'm just goin for a poo... Any chance of a dance when i'm finished" it breaks the ice and get's them laughin

If ur as thirsty as u are beautiful u must be dying for a drink. Let me get one.johm from cabra

DONT FORGET..... IF YOU FANCY PLAYING PAINTBALL WITH US ON FRIDAY.. GET IN TOUCH WITH US AT 5006642 AND TELL US WHY YOU SHOULD GO!!

ANTOINETTE MAHER WAS ON DEANO'S DOORSTEP CHALLENGE YESTERDAY... HERE'S A SNEAKY LOOK IN HER KITCHEN!!