Are u wearin any knickers. If yes then say dam my watch must b fast again. Stuart skerries
Is dat a mirror in your knickers ? She says y an i say cos i can c myself in dem later from poncho
know ur eyes r like spanners? Everytime i look into them my nuts tighten
Go up to a girl in a night club an ask would you like to dance? If she says no reply i think you misunderstood me said you look fat in that dress...... Classic
How do you like your eggs in the morning...scrambled or fertilized?
Have u got a map cause i got lost in ur eye's.. Or is ur legs hurting cause u'v been walking from my mind all day
Do u believe in love at first sight or will i walk by again from poncho
Do u like chesse? caus im an easy single. OR do u work 4 jacobs? Caus ur a cracker.
R u jamaican coz ur jamaican me horny!frm bill
Is that a ladder in ur tights r a stairway 2 heaven. Janet, crumlin
Walk over 2 the girl. Lick ur finger in front of her and then touch her top with the finger. Then say "lets get them wet clothes off u" never fails !
Are you french because u can say au revoir to those knickers. James from Clondalkin
Whats the differents between a farrari and a hard on....i haven't got a farrari. Ray ringsend
DEREK CLONDALKIN...Ya run past a girl close to the toilets and say "i'm just goin for a poo... Any chance of a dance when i'm finished" it breaks the ice and get's them laughin
If ur as thirsty as u are beautiful u must be dying for a drink. Let me get one.johm from cabra
