JIM AND NIAMH WERE OFF THIS MORNING, SO ANDY GAVE NIAMH A WAKE UP CALL! FUNNY STUFF TO SEE NIAMH GET A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE!!!!

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WELL HERE'S THURSDAY'S WAKE UP CALL ON DAVID! IF YOU'D LIKE SOMEONE WOKEN UP TEXT US THIER NAME AND NUMBER TO 53104

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HERE'S THE BOTTOM 5 OF OUR STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM ON THE TOP THINGS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO AT THE XMAS PARTY!!!

TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO AT YOUR XMAS PARTY



6. Take off your Magic Knickers where you think no one can see

7. Take a pee on the seat in the restaurant

8. Sleep with a work mate – and not remember!

9. Dodgey dancing!

10. Give the boss an earful






FOR THE FULL LIST BE SURE TO GET A COPY OF TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM AND STAY TUNED TO THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104!!!

ALL TODAY WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS YOU'VE DONE AT A WORK XMAS PARTY!!

One year i was twisted at the xmas party, my control pants were killing me, so i took them off where i THOUGHT nobody kud see, then i peuked all over my top, went home with one of d lads i worked with and turned up for work the next day wearing the same skirt and heels and a kerry jersey. MORTIFIED. AMY


Talk about mortification i was dancing on the dance floor with my boss at the xmas party and i collapsed! I was out cold, the firebrigade couldnt get me to come round and i was taken off in an ambulance. Talk of the office for months after! My colleague came in the ambulance with me but was that drunk he fell on top of me and couldnt get up! I havent been to an xmas party since.


Woz court cuming out of jax with best frend wife by him and he ctms out of jax with my exwife

I was at a dave young show for my christmas party and got up to go to the toilet and when i came back i didnt no anyone at my table it was only when they put the spot light on me that i realised dave young got my table to swap with another to see my reaction. I thought id lost it worse was the whole room of just a few hundred people were watching. The shame

was at my xmas party a few years back u know kufu fighting song i was giving it socks 2 that and off came my shoe right off my bosses face she had a shiner

Walking home looking for a taxi my friend had her shoes off so this fella have her his socks so she put them on went home slept in them and next morning found a big toe nail in them tracy

When i met my husband at our xmas do .11yrs ago, there was this one Who,s daddy was very high up, she was Bitching askin my husband wat on earth he was doin wit a scanger like me! (i'm from "the mun " SHE'S from dalkey! ") she then proceeded to get very drunk and slip on her own vomit! I still see her, and havta smirk.. My husband married that scanger, SHE'S moanin that SHE'S in her 30's wit no man and no babies.. So ha ha ha!!

At my christmas party my boss was very drunk and she knocked my drink out of my hand. I leant down to pick it up and when i stood up i accidentaly headbutted her and busted her nose. I didn't get the best reception toe next day!

I was wasted at my christmas party last year i was feeling sick. Put hand over my mouth but sick sprayed out the side. Then i ended up gettin sick in a urinal

At d arnotts christmas party some yrs ago, myself and my mate noel, who worked in the christmas shop at d time got locked and went bk in2 the store and started pulling »60 (it woz awhile ago) crackers. Security broke thier heart laughing at us but the boss didnt see the funny side. Haha

A guy i wrk with was steaming and refusd to get up and dance without a visiting director of the company whos japanese. After alot of ,ah go on's and no thanks, he pickd up the director by the waist and swung him round the floor like a rag doll. Hilarious!

I worked in an upmarket rest as a waitress. A well known Dublin hairsalon came in and a member of their staff peed on the chair at the dinner table!

We thought it was a great idea to buy a pack of tampons in the hotel shop and go around dropping them in peoples pints of guinness, they swelled up to the size of the glass, a friend of mind decided to fling his at the ceiling ! Within 5mins the whole ceiling was covered in black super size tampons much to the amusement of the hotel staff (not) and we were all asked to leave before 10pm, mick k

A VERY GRUMPY STEPHEN GOT A WAKE UP CALL FROM THE STRAWBERRIES THIS MORNING!

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WELL HERE'S ANOTHER WAKE UP ON KEITH MURPHY FROM TODAY!

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WELL WE'RE OFF SKING IN FEB... STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS... BUT HERE'S SOMETHING TO WHET YOUR APPETITE!!!

WELL DERMOT WAS THE UNWITTING VICTIM OF NIAMH'S WAKE UP CALL HORN TODAY!!!

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THIS MORINING IT WAS CHRISTY LYNCH'S TURN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING FRIM THE STRAWBERRIES!!!

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HERE'S THIS MORNINGS WAKE UP CALL TO BRONWEN, IF YOU'D LIKE SOMEONE WOKEN AT 6.30 TEXT THEM TO US AT 53104 OR EMAIL STRAWBERRY@FM104.IE

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HAVING A BAD DAY?? HAVE A LOOK AT THIS!!

HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF ( NO PUN INTENDED) OF THE STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM ON THE PET NAMES YOU HAVE FOR YOUR BITS!

TOP 10 NAMES FOR YOUR PARTENERS BITS


6. Furry Burger

7. Pinky & Perky

8. Babies Arm

9. Love Rocket

10. Flip Flops - after a few kids they’re nearly @ my feet!



CHECK OUT THE FULL LIST IN TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!!!

WELL TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THE PET NAMES YOU HAVE FOR YOUR BITS!!!

I call my manhood Mr. Rock Your Socks

Tia and Tamara and tululla!

Pinky and purkey. Paddy mc

Little girl on the boat,ahem clitoris.nicola meneses,clondalkin.

Great song valerie..my fella says he has a big needle 2 inject me with his poison..glenda.the show a great laugh 2day..

My boyfriends bits got the name of curious george for obious reasons.

Hey guys i call my boyfriends tingy tinkerbell... I have to say he doesn like it very much i dunno why! Grace x

My ladies private lady area ip called fionnuala or hamburger heavan Shane in Dundrum

My wife since she had d baby call my willy 007 she says shake n not stoured from paddy

My partner calls mine fluffy buns

I call my mates boobs wobbling and bob ?

Hey jim and niamh,we call boyfriends bits,bebop and rocksteady,he was crazy about the turtles when he was a kid.jane.

I call my fellas thing his one eyed monster rose in lusk

Good morning jim and niamh,i call my bite Anaconda cause the wife shes afraid of snakes and maybe thats the reason y she wont go near it? wayne

My wife calls mine 'Mr. Percival Proud.' And I call hers ' Little Miss Muffit.' Mark in Dunboyne

Cockey jockey cause he rides with atitude !! from martin

Furry sausage wallet,

I call me girl,s ?? The port tunnel. Coz it cost loads 2get it open and every time i wana go in2 it i have 2pay. And its the same size. 4m stephen whelan . Cabra west

I call my fella's bits 'big ben' cause when i seen them 1st i said 'ding dong'

Mine could be called Polyfilla cos it could fill any Gap From Terry

I call my bf bits gissppee or d one eyed milk man.klove d show.kiarna

My wife calls mine her german helmet and magic mushroom after been sercumsiside

Fury burger

Lads i think dublin is going mad! I'm sittin on the bus going into town and i've just seen a house fully decorated 4 xmas???

You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze. Mick k . Navan .

I have a stupid joke 4 u niamh why did the boy throw de butter out de window because he wanted to see a butterfly ray

The m50 is in bits it looks like fragil rock?

Im thinking of asking this boy out. Hes in 2nd year nd im in 1st year. Should i ask him?

Mornin lad's when the wife's in the car with me i have fat nag that tell's me what to do . Willie

I work in a creche and we make toast in the mornins the kids would love toast wit your logo on it we always listen to you every mornin... Catherine rathfarnham day nursery

Do you have to upload female software to those sat nav's that say's thing's like at the junction take your other right . Willie

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is how do you get them in there!

I rang a chinese last nite and asked if he done takeaway and he said yes so i asked him wat 13 takeaway 10Was. He said i kill u long time motherbitch.. Harry

THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A MURDER SUSPECT DESCRIBED AS INTELLIGENT, CRAFTY, SOPHISTICATED AND GORGEOUS. YOU TWO ARE SAFE BUT WHERE WILL I HIDE??....Keith Duff

If super glue is so good how does it come out of the bottle it should stick to the inside of it. Paul.

I think this joke deserves the toaster. Did you see the new film out about the truck........ No..... Neither did I, but I seen the trailer last week. Phil, Clondalkin

friend me mine who hates public transport told me the classic. You give a taxi man a tenner and you cant shut him up. You give a bus driver a euro and your not allowed to talk to him

I wana kno does the toaster have fm104 written on it cos i've decorated my kitchen like a radio studio the cooker looks like decks the light fittings are like hanging mic's and the fridge door have life size jim and niamh posters plastered to it looks great i feel like i'm in studio wit you guy's every morning. The toaster would look perfect. thanks steph swords

WELL YESTERDAY WE GAVE AWAY ANOTHER PRIZE THAT MONEY CANT BUY! ERICA BYRNE SCOOPED A TRIP TO MONACO FOR THE 2008 GRAND PRIX!!!

STAY TUNED TO DUBLIN'S HIT MUSIC STATION FM104 FOR ANOTHER PRIZE THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY COMING SOON!!!!

WELL OVER THE NEXT WHILE WE'LL BE LOOKING TO GET CELEB ITEMS TO GIVE AWAY!! WE DECIDED WE'D START WITH WACKO JACKO! HERE'S THE LETTER NIAMH WROTE HIM!

THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THINGS YOU'VE GOTTEN FROM CELEBS. WE WERE ALSO LOOKING FOR IDEAS OF CELEB ITEMS WE SHOULD TRY TO GET!!!

Harry from mcfly gave me his drumstick. :)

I got a chip in my tooth from danny from the coronas. I was taking a drink from a bottle of beer and he hit off it with his elbow and it chipped my tooth. Cat.

See if you can something of Liam Gallagher

Please write to Sharon Stones and and ask her can i have a loan of her body just for a weekend that will do for me what a woman

I got a hug from christy dignam. becuse he's my uncle . From: emily carrick

I would love gemma atkinsons knickers since i will never have her i may as well have the next best thing

I got a jersey of malcolm o kelly the day he came home from the world cup

How about Steven Gerrards football boots

The dirty grannies head cover from naked camera.

Kayne wests sunglasses in video for stronger Hayley

Roseary beads from pope john paul 2 back in 1979 when he was here. I was only seven.. Andy living in blanch met two of you last saturday. Love the album

Angalena jolee,s bra . gareth in work

i got an std from the Hoff therese cabra

I recieved an std from twink.Keith from dublin

DONT FORGET! WE WIL BE DOWN ON THE ROADHOG AT GOSKATE IN BOOTERSTOWN TOMORROW FROM 6! COME DOWN, AND SAY HI!!!

ITS GETTING CLOSER!!

HERE'S MORE OF YOUR TEXTS ON THE STRANGEST PLACES YOU'VE HAD SEX! NAUGHTY!!!!

Jim nd niamh ..once did it with a nurse while i was in hospital ward with the curtains closed over . I was gettin my tonsils removed. that was 2 years ago nd
were gettin married next year....Chris from dublin....

Me and my gf do it on d litl tank over d toilet,ye cant wear trousers tho,unles der only on 1leg,itz savage!

Big wheel at funderland a few years ago, man it was cold.....

We wer all goin 2 hollyhead on d boat.wen d boat left port i woz feeln abit sick,so me n d girl i woz wit at d time went 2 get sum fresh air n ended up havn sex at d front of d stena line n it woz freezn-if d girl is listening she no's who she is.

Hey guys my boyfriend and myself went away for the weekend on the way back we got in the mood so we pulled into a field off the main dublin road done the dead and robbed 2 heads of cabbage while we were there

On the bonett of garda car!was a huge fight one night in town and wen the gards came they abondend there car n went on foot and thats wen me and the missus step in!

Eamonn doran toilets, or when the new bus shelters came out wit the seats, she was waiting on the last bus n 1 thing led to another she had to get a taxi then

Myself and my boyfriend were invited 2 a bible study. we got bored 1 said i needed 2 use the loo then he excused himself and followed me. We had a bit of nookie and returned much happier abett our sin

I did it in a dentist chair beat that john coolock

Did it in a changin room in dundrum shoppin centre. Quick but fun

I went to mexico and worked in a bar/pizza place near the beach in cancun. I had sex with one of my co workers on the counter they make pizzas on. Cas

In a full bath while wearing my jeans. My boyfriend finds it sexy and makes me cut a hole in my old ones. Stephanie.

Bouncie castle at a mates party , conor

On way back from eminem concert.., got tired walkin and had sex underneath big ball at NAAS

I was with my girlfriend on the kitchen table at home on debs night and got caught by my mother.needless to say we didn't eat dinner there for a while.

Once at a bus stop n we went bhind it on2 d church grounds. Once wen we were younger n d sitn rm but suddenly heard her parents cum nd frnt gate,tryd grapn trousers but 1leg wz nside out wot a nite mare n sweat teamin out of me,tank god tey were lockd n jst popd tere head n 2 say hi. Then of crse teres always d pub toilet but n my case it wz d wheelchair toilet n a shopn centre. Terry

Me and my boyfriend had sex in the elevator of the eiffel tower in paris during a very romantic weekend away from Thomas Whelan

WELL AS WE DO EVERY WEDNESDAY, WE HAD ANOTHER POLL WITH HERALD AM! HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE WEIRDEST PLACES YOU'VE EVER HAD SEX!!!

6. In a Fast Food Restaurant

7. On a Bus/Train

8. On a Big wheel

9. In the Life-Guard’s Hut

10. On the Bonnet of a car

FOR THE FULL LIST GRAB A COPY OF HERALD AM TOMMORROW, AND STAY TUNED TO THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104!! AND IF YOU CANT BE GOOD.... BE GOOD AT IT!!!

JUST A REMINDER THAT WE WILL BE ON THE FM104 ROADHOG SIGNING COPIES OF THE BEST OF UNCOVERED UNPLUGGED ALBUM AT THE PAVILLIONS SC IN SWORDS TODAY!

BRING YOUR COPY OF THE ALBUM AND RECIEVE YOUR FREE COPY OF PIERRE'S JUST HAVIN A LAUGH CD!!!

WELL THE STRAWBERRY ALBUM WAS LAUNCHED LAST THURSDAY DOWN AT TEMPLE ST HOSPITAL.THE DUBS PLAYERS, PJ GALLAGHER AND ASLAN'S BILLY WERE ALL THERE!!!

THE STRAWBERRY ALBUM "THE BEST OF UNCOVERED UNPLUGED" IS OUT NOW AT ALL GOOD RECORD SHOPS! ALL PROCEEDS GO TO TEMPLE ST HOSPITAL!

MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP YOUR COPY AND LETS GET IT TO NUMBER 1!!!

WELL AS YOU'LL KNOW WE WERE AUCTIONING OFF A STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK TOASTER SIGNED BY THE STEREOPHONICS!! HERE'S THE BIG SPENDER WITH THE HIGHEST BID!

WELL ITS WEDNESDAY AND HERE'S OUR STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM ON YOUR DATING DISASTERS!!!

6. Finding out your boss is your date’s parent

7. Being Boring

8. Drunkenness

9. Wet patches after a toilet visit

10. Bad table manners

PAMELA FLOOD FROM OFF THE RAILS WAS LIVE IN STUDIO ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK TODAY!!!