WE ASKED YOU TO COMPLETE THE HEADLINE " FAI SAYS NEW MANAGER...."
New manager still in training in training in the monkey pound at DUBLIN zoo from mark LONG
F.a.i. Say new boss is going to sign david beckham. From stephen in ashbourne. Ye right they have a better chance of getting brian dowling
Fai say new boss is freaked,he didnt think community service was this harsh, do the crime...Cleaning crap off grass, not stand there and have to watch it...
F.A.I say new boss .... Wanted, 4 year Irish contract , must have panto exp: we're right behind you/ no we're not. Ant
F.a.i say new boss is michael jackson and that he wil bring the young kids tru
Aftershave given to them by stan for xmas is really nice. Maybe they were too hasty gettin rid of him! Stephen wright enfield
Fai say new boss must be able 2 take criticism well and be use 2 loosing also has 2 accept there might be a shock once in a year tat they may actually win something. Mary
Fai says new boss must not have any animal charicteristics were sick of all the monkey's walking about. Sean, Firhouse
F.A.I SAY NEW BOSS - must be a more intelligent & motivational person than staunton so they're currently interviewing a tin of Salmon & a Big Mac from Gary P
Fai say new boss is jose mouriniho. Carlsberg dont do headlines but if they did theyd probably be the best headlines in the world
Fai say new boss will be given steve stauntons dublin bus suit as one of the perks of the job from john clondalkin
Fai say new boss could be johnaton ross or our newist player could be bryan mc clare so if we want the rite man we'l just get who ever we can. DARREN from cabra
Fai say new boss took his ball home. Match had to be cancelled.
John delaney see's an old woman struggling with shopping bags tryin 2 cross the road...he says 2 her "sorry love,can u manage?" she says..."fuck off i dont want the job!!
F.a.i. Says new boss must have balls of steel 2 withstand heavy kickin when irish loose. Brian mc loughlin malahide.
Fai say new boss is Peter Mark coz ders no 1 better at dishing out d hair dryer treatment 2 d school'boys in green'.:-D from Eddie d white van man.
FAI SAYS NEW BOSS WILL BE A CALL GIRL - in a shock decision bosses have brought in a call girl in attempt to seduce players into actually winning game . . . Players believe this will cause more concentration on balls ! !
Fai say new boss will be genetically engineered as nobody alive today would take the job! Jess from blackrock
Fai Say new boss is in touch finally they've decided the only man for the job is MR T who comments I'll break these fool's were goin to win win i tell ya
Fai says new boss is missing, if found please return to fai head quarters. Small reward given. Sean, Firhous