Friday, March 30, 2007
Thursday, March 29, 2007
PEOPLE TEXTED IN ABOUT THEIR PHOBIAS THIS MORNING!!
Ive a phobia of being alone
My teeth are killing me, but sacred of needles,
I've also got a fear of this woman i c everyday outside sellin d big issue r begging.When u wlk past she mumbles stuff.I'm afraid she's putn a curse on me :-/
My friend has a fear of peacocks. Lou, swords
I've a horrible fear of Jelly wasps. Them evil little things eat meat, i swear to ya. I saw them as a child flyin out of a dead pigion,carryin bits of pigion!
My flatmates boyfriend has a fear of banana's! Can't touch them!
I've got a huge fear of feet & pigeons.They freak me out.Ciara :-)
My friend has a fear of hair in her food. Mies
I have a fear of slides have a nice day carol
Iv a huge fear of feet! They are horrible and i cant stand people touching my feet even himself rubbin off my feet in bed! Amy in clondalkin!
I have an insane fear of cows. My friends slag me all d time, especially if we'r driving through the country, they moo at me.
Friend has fear of crunchie bar wrappers fitto
Ive a fear of jellyfish
Ive a phobia of listening to another radio station.dave Donovan
Im afraid of nuns, mark, navan
My teeth are killing me, but sacred of needles,
I've also got a fear of this woman i c everyday outside sellin d big issue r begging.When u wlk past she mumbles stuff.I'm afraid she's putn a curse on me :-/
My friend has a fear of peacocks. Lou, swords
I've a horrible fear of Jelly wasps. Them evil little things eat meat, i swear to ya. I saw them as a child flyin out of a dead pigion,carryin bits of pigion!
My flatmates boyfriend has a fear of banana's! Can't touch them!
I've got a huge fear of feet & pigeons.They freak me out.Ciara :-)
My friend has a fear of hair in her food. Mies
I have a fear of slides have a nice day carol
Iv a huge fear of feet! They are horrible and i cant stand people touching my feet even himself rubbin off my feet in bed! Amy in clondalkin!
I have an insane fear of cows. My friends slag me all d time, especially if we'r driving through the country, they moo at me.
Friend has fear of crunchie bar wrappers fitto
Ive a fear of jellyfish
Ive a phobia of listening to another radio station.dave Donovan
Im afraid of nuns, mark, navan
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO ON THE SHOW WITH TOPGIFTS.IE WE PLAYED BATTLE OF THE SEXES AND TWO WINNERS WENT ON TO BATTLE IT OUT ON THE RALLY CIRCUIT!!
The two winners were Simon Mackey, Dun Laoghaire, Co Dublin and Ciara Day, Dublin 8
Monday, March 26, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Thursday, March 22, 2007
THE TEXTS FLEW IN THIS MORNING ABOUT THINGS YOU DID TO YOUR TEACHERS IN SCHOOL!! HERE ARE A FEW....SEE IF YA CAN SPOT YOURS!!
Robbed de baby jesus from school church and left a ransom note
In secondary school De teachers got us 2make them lunch for home ec class! We swept de floor into it, wiped de toilet into it& spit into de lasagne! We put everything u can imagine into it! And we sat there &watched dem eating it! Seriously how stupid were they! Jacqui in Coolock x
There was this guy who was always cursing in class. Our teacher had enough and washed his mouth out with soap! It was hilarious...Alex Jimenez,Santry
We superglued our p.e. teacher to the radiator! She always sat on it. Ruined her nike bottoms. Lisa
We had an off tuned radio in a locker at d bac at d class n told d subtitue teacher that it was d radiator n if she kicked it, it wud stop so she kickedit all d way through d class it was very funny, from louise
My dad and his mates used to bring their teachers bike in through the window when he was walkin around to the front of the school, dismantle it and lay it on the desk. Then when he would go to get the principle they would put it all back together and back out the window. When the teacher came with the head he would be given a smack for wasting his time.
Glenn from Finglas, our religion teacher let us watch a video every Friday afternoon but one Friday we switched the tapes with a blue movie, that was my kind of class
Our last week in school we took all the pictures off the walls and hid them. Left a ransom note on the wall. They never found out who it was but threatened not to let us graduate. We didn't put them back, brown nose prefects did. Fiona
I turned on the gas tap in the lab. Then a lad came over to lite a candal and bang he lost half of his hair.
Me and my mate locked our woodwork teatcher in the store and let of stink bombs. Brendan.
Howya lads we had a teacher with a big wooly nut and i held the record for pea shooting balls of paper into it, 11. It was hilarious it was so bushy he couldn feel them hitting him. From nigel in rathcoole.. P.s love the show.
Our teacher told us 2 keep our eye on the black board as she went away 4 a min. And the joker i am tok out my artifical eye and tapd it 2 board.
Wen i was in primary i put soap in da principles kettle nd he ended up drinkin his tea wit soap in it! Ha ha! It was so funny! Frm samantha in mullingar.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Friday, March 16, 2007
FROM THIS MORNING - NEW WORDS AND PHRASES FOR THE DICTIONARY FOR 2007!!
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an e-mail by mistake)
WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
SALAD DODGER. - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person.
GOING FOR A McSHIT. - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
GREYHOUND. - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MONKEY BATH. - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS. - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI. - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead
BREAKING THE SEAL. - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles
CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a Cube Farm.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.
404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an e-mail by mistake)
WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
SALAD DODGER. - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person.
GOING FOR A McSHIT. - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McShit with Lies.
GREYHOUND. - A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
MONKEY BATH. - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
MYSTERY BUS. - The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the Toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.
MYSTERY TAXI. - The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead
BREAKING THE SEAL. - Your first pee in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Monday, March 12, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
THE HOUSE WAS GIVEN AWAY TO KIRA WHELAN!! THE BIGGEST PRIZE EVER GIVEN AWAY ON IRISH RADIO!! WHAT A DAY!!
THE FIRST PIC IS SECONDS AFTER KIRA OPENED THE DOOR WITH THE WINNING KEY!! NEXT IS MIKE, NIAMH AND AINE ON THE ROAD HOG, JIM AND NIAMH STAND EITHER SIDE OF HOUSE WINNER KIRA AND THE LAST PIC IS THE FM104 GANG OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!!
Thursday, March 8, 2007
STRAWBERRY BEBO!!
MAKE SURE AND CHECK OUT THE BRAND NEW STRAWBERRY BEBO PAGE STRAWBERRYFM104.BEBO.COM
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
FUNNY AND WACKY FACTS WERE ON THE TEXT AGENDA THIS MORNING....SEE IF YOU CAN SPOT YOUR TEXT!!
In every espiode of only fools and horses, darling buds of may and frost, david jason is either eating or drinking.
Did you know that if you ate 24 bananas in a day You'd die! The potassium would kill you. Your body wouldn't let you do it, but technically its true! Erin x
The reason we say "bless u" when someone sneezes is because when u sneeze ur heart stops for that split second
If u sneaze + fart at the same time its sore so if u hadnt got a hole in ur arse ur belly would burst any way top of the morning to u jim and niamh from darrel
You sweat almost a litre everynight. And that backwards screaming one could be right because i cant do it. Can you??
Hey ya know if u sneeze with ur eyes open they will fall out! lol xxx sarah
In every jar of peanut butter there is at least 1 cockroach. True i saw it on a tv doco.
When u sneeze u have 1 eight of an orgasm.Barry.
Too much wanking will make you blind!!
Giraffes cant cough!!
Did u kno sharks cant get cancer.
A FACT most people dont know. . . An amber light means STOP. . . . . Muppets. . . . !
Heya!!xx bob marley had 52 kind of nits!
Women fart more than men. the pong is more potent too. Phewwwwwwww... Brian Paul
Your baby finger is the lenght of your nose,mouth,ears,and eye socket vicky blanchardstown
Birds cant fart and if you gave them any of drinks for hang overs there stomach would explod!its true. Jonny
More people die a year from coconuts falling on their head than shark attacks
Men cant hold in a fart but are brilliant at keeping secrets. Women are able to hold in a fart but cant keep in a secret. So if you want a woman to keepa secret whisper it up her arse
It's illegal in canada 2 push a moose out of a plane...
Ashton kutcher has webbed feet..
If donald duck doesn't wear pants why does he put a towel around him when he gets out of the bath or shower. Declan dunne
Why do women not have an adam's apple and what is a adam's apple for dave
Horses can only breathe throu nose-not mouth and they cant throw up! –gina
Green flys are born pregnant...
It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!
Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter!
At birth, a panda bear is smaller than a mouse.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.
If you cut a 'V' shape into your toe nails, you can prevent 'in-grown' toe nails
Americans will spend more on cat food this year than baby food.
About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In the movie 'The Wizard Of Oz', Toto the dog's salary was $125 a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week.
If you cut off a snail's eye, it will grow a new one.
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
Did you know that if you ate 24 bananas in a day You'd die! The potassium would kill you. Your body wouldn't let you do it, but technically its true! Erin x
The reason we say "bless u" when someone sneezes is because when u sneeze ur heart stops for that split second
If u sneaze + fart at the same time its sore so if u hadnt got a hole in ur arse ur belly would burst any way top of the morning to u jim and niamh from darrel
You sweat almost a litre everynight. And that backwards screaming one could be right because i cant do it. Can you??
Hey ya know if u sneeze with ur eyes open they will fall out! lol xxx sarah
In every jar of peanut butter there is at least 1 cockroach. True i saw it on a tv doco.
When u sneeze u have 1 eight of an orgasm.Barry.
Too much wanking will make you blind!!
Giraffes cant cough!!
Did u kno sharks cant get cancer.
A FACT most people dont know. . . An amber light means STOP. . . . . Muppets. . . . !
Heya!!xx bob marley had 52 kind of nits!
Women fart more than men. the pong is more potent too. Phewwwwwwww... Brian Paul
Your baby finger is the lenght of your nose,mouth,ears,and eye socket vicky blanchardstown
Birds cant fart and if you gave them any of drinks for hang overs there stomach would explod!its true. Jonny
More people die a year from coconuts falling on their head than shark attacks
Men cant hold in a fart but are brilliant at keeping secrets. Women are able to hold in a fart but cant keep in a secret. So if you want a woman to keepa secret whisper it up her arse
It's illegal in canada 2 push a moose out of a plane...
Ashton kutcher has webbed feet..
If donald duck doesn't wear pants why does he put a towel around him when he gets out of the bath or shower. Declan dunne
Why do women not have an adam's apple and what is a adam's apple for dave
Horses can only breathe throu nose-not mouth and they cant throw up! –gina
Green flys are born pregnant...
It is illegal to mispronounce 'Arkansas' while in the state of Arkansas!
Real diamonds can be made from peanut butter!
At birth, a panda bear is smaller than a mouse.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.
If you cut a 'V' shape into your toe nails, you can prevent 'in-grown' toe nails
Americans will spend more on cat food this year than baby food.
About 2/3 of American men prefer boxers to briefs.
The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.
In Nebraska, It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In the movie 'The Wizard Of Oz', Toto the dog's salary was $125 a week, while Judy Garland was $500 a week.
If you cut off a snail's eye, it will grow a new one.
85% of men don't use the slit in their underwear.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
THIS MORNING WE ASKED ABOUT SOME OF YOUR FASHION DISASTERS!! HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS!!
Do u remember hong kong fuey i used 2 wear a hugh cardigan with rope belt
When i was 13 the trend was leather waist coats and paisley shirts hidious !
My mother bought me Bros jeans and jumper and i didn't even like them.
I had x works jeans with a barcode on the arse and then an x works jumper with a barcode on the back. Thought i was deadly. Caoilinn in lucan
Myself an my Sis wore PJs that my Mam bought at d door thinkin dey were Tracksuits, she MADE us wear them. Sooo funny. We got some slaggin!
White socks with the faces of the bay city rollers on them i was 5
i had one of them flint stone jumpers in red, with Bros jeans an them smiley face shoe's. My clothes for te plane goin to australia. The shame
Flowery coolots wit a 'i luv jason andkylie manogue' tshirt. Me and my sister had matching ones. The shame!
My frend's fav outfit is a kinda flurescent salmon handbag,a baggy striped yellow and white long sleeved top that she found in a skip(not joking) bright green trousers and blood red sandals........all on a night out!
myself and my sister had matching orange levI 501 t-shirts and red cycling shorts!
When i was 13 or 14 i wore grey slipon shoes white toweling socks and tight white wash jeans .david
I had a bright yellow ben sherman shirt and i had my hair bleached and d roots were showin.i looked like a bad banana. Dave from navan
My worst fashion days was when ud go to wesley&dress in mini skirts with no underware!!Or i member wearing my boyfriends navy work clothes!
I had a pair of Jeans (to my ankles!) wit a picture of Garfield on 1 leg&Odie on d other!! Also wore shiny bicycle shorts wit long white socks-sexy! Eithne
D must have's for d chairans disco in donnycarney was two tone jeans and a paisley hoody r else a quality pair of dungaree.'s all of which u got in boyer's bargain basement ....... Now thats trendy
My four year old daughter insisted on going to school yesterday with a tu tu jeans pair of pink wellies and a crown on her head had to take a photo for future blackmail ha
Stone washed skin tight jeans eighteen hole dock martins and longsleved heavy metal sweatshirts
I used to wear bicycle shorts and pumps with white socks dave
Do you's remember the nafco-54 jackets the black bomber jackets with the grey cotton hood. Chris
My dad wore and still does wear black leather shoes with white socks and shorts. Showing the skinny and ghost white legs. Lovely
My fella had a bros tracksuit his mam loved them and made him wear it
Wat about this demi jeans demi jacket broies white shirt red leather tie get the fashion police i though i wat the dogs
I had a snorkle jacket
Black jeans desert boots and check shirts
Niamh you would freak out a women what works with me still wears LOFERS with WHITE socks
I had a leather jacket de same as micheal jacket it was red and black
Monday, March 5, 2007
WHO DID YOU HAVE ON YOUR BEDROOM WALL?? HERE ARE SOME TEXTS FROM THIS MORNING!!
Loads of Liz Hurley & Pamela Anderson wearin half nothing...while at the same time I was Mr Gay Cork :-) Just to throw the parents off the scent :-)
I had guns n roses metallica liverpool ireland and page 3 models said or what from wayne
I had 5 star n go west posters. I wud also pin up the lyrics to songs so i cud sing along while i did my dance routines. Sad cow.
I had a classic ultra classic electra glide harley davidson with a pure harley dude on it and a young boy on his little bike beside him sticking his fingers up at him it was brilliant made me smile every morning from Fiona
East 17. Joan,. Cabra.
Nelson mandela. Dion
I used 2 hav my walls covered in kris kros posters
Up to the age of 21 my sister and i had every football team, singer.. take that boyzone duran duran, people from neighbours eastenders
I had wham on my ceiling so it would be the first thing i saw when i woke!in later years i had a framed picture of wicksy from eastenders beside my bed.very sad!
I had guns n roses metallica liverpool ireland and page 3 models said or what from wayne
I had 5 star n go west posters. I wud also pin up the lyrics to songs so i cud sing along while i did my dance routines. Sad cow.
I had a classic ultra classic electra glide harley davidson with a pure harley dude on it and a young boy on his little bike beside him sticking his fingers up at him it was brilliant made me smile every morning from Fiona
East 17. Joan,. Cabra.
Nelson mandela. Dion
I used 2 hav my walls covered in kris kros posters
Up to the age of 21 my sister and i had every football team, singer.. take that boyzone duran duran, people from neighbours eastenders
I had wham on my ceiling so it would be the first thing i saw when i woke!in later years i had a framed picture of wicksy from eastenders beside my bed.very sad!
Friday, March 2, 2007
HERE ARE SOME TEXTS FROM THIS MORNING FROM PEOPLE WHO HAVE NAMED THEIR CARS!!
Call me car saraha jane steo and gerry on the way ta blackrock love the show
I have silver hi ace its called the silver bullet jay
My first car was called Conquita Consuesula or Cause its colour was mexican red! The next one i named was known as the pope mobile as it was green yaris verso! Maria from celbridge
I have a battered up hiace and i call it my passion wagon
I have a silver micra his name is jamie after jamie redknapp who i so adore
Red corsa was called the red rooster because it drove like a dead bird – alan
Ive a beetle ,ive called it harney after mary coz its shape ,ie round dave Kildare
My first car was called the ribeena mobile
My cars name in Lola, she's a golf but dont tell her that she thinks shes a Ferrari,sean
I call my jeep "the beast"
Transit van called nailer!
Black beauty... For my bmw
I had a green punto and i called it kirmit the frog
I used to live in new york and i worked with a girl called porsche ford
My first car was called the snot! It was a little pug 106 from derek Connolly
I have silver hi ace its called the silver bullet jay
My first car was called Conquita Consuesula or Cause its colour was mexican red! The next one i named was known as the pope mobile as it was green yaris verso! Maria from celbridge
I have a battered up hiace and i call it my passion wagon
I have a silver micra his name is jamie after jamie redknapp who i so adore
Red corsa was called the red rooster because it drove like a dead bird – alan
Ive a beetle ,ive called it harney after mary coz its shape ,ie round dave Kildare
My first car was called the ribeena mobile
My cars name in Lola, she's a golf but dont tell her that she thinks shes a Ferrari,sean
I call my jeep "the beast"
Transit van called nailer!
Black beauty... For my bmw
I had a green punto and i called it kirmit the frog
I used to live in new york and i worked with a girl called porsche ford
My first car was called the snot! It was a little pug 106 from derek Connolly
Thursday, March 1, 2007
WHAT 3 THINGS WOULD YOU TAKE TO A DESERT ISLAND? HERE ARE SOME OF THE TEXTS FROM THIS MORNING!!
A woman tray of beer and 200 smokes john in work in town
Bucket and spad my wife, from pete aka donald duck
My girlfriend 4 all my need including washing my 1 pair of boxers. Stephen from balbriggan
I'd bring a sat phone cos they can be used anywhere in the world and a solar pack to charge it.
I wud Bring Salma Hayek onto a desert island.
If i was stuck on a desert island, the one thing i.d want would be the coastgard
I'd bring a 'How to build a boat in 1 day' guide to a desert island. Declan from Kells
I would bring mary harney. You could use her for a bounce castle for fun. A life raft to get of the island or if ya got hungery ya would have a lot of meat to eat!
Bus driver dave
Pirates map and a cannon to fight off the crazy joine cloth wearing desert women. Yahoo.
Id bring my lil red penknife coz then i could do a MacGuyver and make a helicopter out of old leaves and branches. Dave, co kildare.
Id bring me swimming trunks
I would bring a picture of orlando bloom and one of geared way and my walkman with a cd lizy in walkinstow
Jesus girls could ya not go commando on the desert island. If ya do i'll go an be your man slave.
Bucket and spad my wife, from pete aka donald duck
My girlfriend 4 all my need including washing my 1 pair of boxers. Stephen from balbriggan
I'd bring a sat phone cos they can be used anywhere in the world and a solar pack to charge it.
I wud Bring Salma Hayek onto a desert island.
If i was stuck on a desert island, the one thing i.d want would be the coastgard
I'd bring a 'How to build a boat in 1 day' guide to a desert island. Declan from Kells
I would bring mary harney. You could use her for a bounce castle for fun. A life raft to get of the island or if ya got hungery ya would have a lot of meat to eat!
Bus driver dave
Pirates map and a cannon to fight off the crazy joine cloth wearing desert women. Yahoo.
Id bring my lil red penknife coz then i could do a MacGuyver and make a helicopter out of old leaves and branches. Dave, co kildare.
Id bring me swimming trunks
I would bring a picture of orlando bloom and one of geared way and my walkman with a cd lizy in walkinstow
Jesus girls could ya not go commando on the desert island. If ya do i'll go an be your man slave.
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