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HERE'S OUR STRAWBERRY POLL ON THE TOP 10 CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES WITH HERALD AM!!!

TOP 10 CHRSTMAS CRACKER JOKES

1. Why Does the Shannon run through Limerick? Well would you walk through there?

2. What’s sweet and swings around the jungle? Tarzi-pan

3. What type of key opens a banana? A mon-Key

4. What do you call a judge with no balls? Justhis mickey!

5. Did you hear about the dirty egg? He went around with his yoke hanging out.

6. Two Goldfish in a tank. One turns to the other and says “How do you drive this thing?”

7. What do you call a cat with 3 legs? Cat-leen

8. Whats Black and blue and flies through the sky? A crow wearing a denim jacket

9. What do you call a chicken in a shell suit? An egg

10. What do you call postman Pat when he retires? Pat

HAVE A LOOK AT THE STRAWBERRY NATIVITY SCENE!

HERE'S THE ANIMALS JIM HAS ORDERED FOR HIS CRIB..

HERE'S A WAKE UP CALL ON JACKIE.... TO GET A WAKE UP CALL ON SOMEONE TEXT THEIR NAME AND NUMBER TO 53104

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HERE'S OUR WAKE UP CALL ON WAYNE!!

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THIS MORNING ON THE SHOW WE WERE DOING A POLL ON THE WORST XMAS PRESSIES YOU'VE RECIEVED!

TOP 10 WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENTS YOU’VE RECEIVED


1. Soap On a Rope

2. Socks

3. Kids Meal Toys

4. Wooden Spoon

5. Cellulite Removal Kit

6. Scented Coat Hangers

7. Guitar Stand… But No Guitar

8. Pencil

9. Colonic Irrigation

10. An Easter Egg

HERE'S TODAYS WAKE UP CALL ON CAOIMHE!!!

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WELL WE STARTED PLAYING XMAS SONGS TODAY AT FM104, WE PLAYED THE TOP VOTED SONG FROM OUR POLL AND SOMETHIN SPECIAL FOR NIAMH.. HERE THEY ARE!!!

OH YEAH BRING ON CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HERE'S THIS MORNING'S WAKE UP CALL ON POOR JACKIE!!!

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JUST A REMINDER THAT THE WORD IS AT 7000 YO-YO'S TOMMORROW! EVERYONE WAS FEINING IT WAS QUITE BLANK.. PLAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK AT 8.10!!!

WRONG GUESSES SO FAR:


ABSURD
AMAZING
AMUSING
ANNOYING
AWFUL
BAD
BIZARRE
BONKERS
BORING
CLEAR
COMICAL
CONFUSING
CONVINCING
COOL
DAFT
DECEITFUL
DECEPTIVE
DELIBERATE
DISAPPOINTED
DISINGENUOUS
DISTRACTING
DISTURBING
DRAMATIC
EERIE
EMBARRASSING
ENJOYABLE
ENTERTAINING
EVIDENCE
EXTRAORDINARY
FAKE
FALSE
FREAKISH
FUNNY
GOOD
HILARIOUS
HORRIFIC
HUMEROUS
HUMILIATING
IMPRESSIVE
INCREDIBLE
INSANE
INSINCERE
IRONIC
IRRITATING
LAME
LATE
LUDICROUS
MAD
MEAN
OBNOXIOUS
OBVIOUS
ODD
OUTRAGEOUS
PATHETIC
PRETENTIOUS
REMARKABLE
RIDICULOUS
RUDE
SAD
SCARY
SHALLOW
SIGNIFICANT
SILLY
SOOTHING
STRANGE
STUPID
SURREAL
THEATRICAL
UNBELIEVABLE
UNIQUE
UNUSUAL
WEIRD

WELL THE LOVELY RACHEL FELL VICTIM TO OUR WAKE UP CALL TODAY. TO GET SOMEONE WOKEN AT 6.30 TEXT THEIR NAME AND NUMBER TO 53104!!

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TAINAISTE BRIAN "BIFFO" COWEN WAS ON THE SHOW THIS MORNING!! CHECK OUT FM104.IE AND FOLLOW THE LINKS TO OUR PODCASTS AND HAVE A LISTEN!!

WELL THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS THAT SHOULD BE BANNED.. HERE'S SOME OF THEM!!

Mens Speedos so repulsive . Used to work in a gym and by the pool they would stand talking to staff with their hands on their hips and their big bellies hanging out and their willie s poking through. Defo should be illegal. Death sentence for breaking the law

Al children n oap's shud b banned frm grafton street food establishments between 1 - 2! ;-) dan da man, balbrigan

Hi jim and niamh, girls with muzzys, thats gank, magnum p.i went years ago. Wax on wax off. Gar charlestown

There was a law in maynooth that one side of the street had to be free from places that sold alcohol so the priests in training could walk along there without temptation. The law was only abolished this year!

U should outlaw people using the easypass lane when coming up to the toll and then pulling into the cash lane at the last minute and blocking d easypass lane(john mc)

Irish men on hol's shd not b allowed wear sock's with those horrible jerusalem dock's/horrible big sandal's they wear!!

All dopey drivers that pull out into the fast lane going only 80km an hour while everyone else is going 120km. These dopes will only cause accidents.. Also people who drive way to slow in the fast lane, i dont think they realise that people need to get to work and they are holding up a big queue of traffic with every driver filling up with frustration. Its hateful... Shane.

Im sick of people pullin out in front of me n i hav 2 jam on d brakes. They shud let people report d drivers who do it n if their reported 3times they shud get a warnin n if they get another 3 reports they shud get a penalty point r 2 n dat wil stop d dangerous driver's like jerry ryan.

Ban the guarda from carrying there mobile phones whilst working im fed up watching them driving and on the phone aswell why should they get away with it. Mark cabra west

Ther shud be a law against grown men shouting at the tele wen man utd and liverpool are playing.lads yiz are irish plus soccer is a girls game
I think cafes that redecorate nd put prices up should be banned!! Ours beside our school is e2 4 a 500mil bottol coke like wats goin on there?? Joanne XXxXx

Good morning, i think people beggin@traffic lights/redheads&hairy women+Dickie rock because e looks like he melting they should all be done away wit or giving a one way ticket2islands eye, even better the moon.

I'd outlaw vpl, otherwise known as visible panty line, you know when women wear big knickers under tight trousers and you see the bridget jones arse on them, horrible. Terry in ballyfermot
Pls pls ban very overweight girls from wearing tight jeans with tops that dont cover their bellies which ooze out over top of their jeans - mingin. Adam

OUR STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM WAS ON XMAS SONGS THIS WEEK..

TOP 10 CHRISTMAS SONGS


1. Fairy Tale of New York – The Pogues

2. Driving Home For Christmas – Chris Rea

3. All I Want For Christmas Is You – Mariah Carey

4. Last Christmas – Wham

5. Merry Xmas Everybody - Slade

6. Santa baby – Madonna

7. Feed The World – Band Aid

8. Stop The Cavalry – Jona Lewie

9. Happy Xmas ( War Is Over) – John Lennon

10. Santa Claus Is Comin’ To Town – Bruce Springsteen

HERE'S OUR WAKE UP CALL ON JOE!!

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TODAY WAS BIG BROTHER AUDITION DAY, AND OUR MAN PIERRE WAS ONE OF THE MANY PEOPLE LOOKING TO TAKE PART IN THE SHOW!! HAVE A LISTEN TO HOW HE GOT ON!

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MARTIN KING WAS LIVE IN STUDIO YESTERDAY TO TALK ABOUT HIS CHARITY BOOK!!!

WELL LAUREN GOT HERSELF A RUDE AWAKENING TODAY FROM NIAMH'S HORN! TO GET SOMEONE WOKEN UP TEXT THEIR NAME AND NUMBER TO 53104!!!

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JIM AND NIAMH WERE OFF THIS MORNING, SO ANDY GAVE NIAMH A WAKE UP CALL! FUNNY STUFF TO SEE NIAMH GET A TASTE OF HER OWN MEDICINE!!!!

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WELL HERE'S THURSDAY'S WAKE UP CALL ON DAVID! IF YOU'D LIKE SOMEONE WOKEN UP TEXT US THIER NAME AND NUMBER TO 53104

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HERE'S THE BOTTOM 5 OF OUR STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM ON THE TOP THINGS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO AT THE XMAS PARTY!!!

TOP 10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO AT YOUR XMAS PARTY



6. Take off your Magic Knickers where you think no one can see

7. Take a pee on the seat in the restaurant

8. Sleep with a work mate – and not remember!

9. Dodgey dancing!

10. Give the boss an earful






FOR THE FULL LIST BE SURE TO GET A COPY OF TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM AND STAY TUNED TO THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104!!!

ALL TODAY WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS YOU'VE DONE AT A WORK XMAS PARTY!!

One year i was twisted at the xmas party, my control pants were killing me, so i took them off where i THOUGHT nobody kud see, then i peuked all over my top, went home with one of d lads i worked with and turned up for work the next day wearing the same skirt and heels and a kerry jersey. MORTIFIED. AMY


Talk about mortification i was dancing on the dance floor with my boss at the xmas party and i collapsed! I was out cold, the firebrigade couldnt get me to come round and i was taken off in an ambulance. Talk of the office for months after! My colleague came in the ambulance with me but was that drunk he fell on top of me and couldnt get up! I havent been to an xmas party since.


Woz court cuming out of jax with best frend wife by him and he ctms out of jax with my exwife

I was at a dave young show for my christmas party and got up to go to the toilet and when i came back i didnt no anyone at my table it was only when they put the spot light on me that i realised dave young got my table to swap with another to see my reaction. I thought id lost it worse was the whole room of just a few hundred people were watching. The shame

was at my xmas party a few years back u know kufu fighting song i was giving it socks 2 that and off came my shoe right off my bosses face she had a shiner

Walking home looking for a taxi my friend had her shoes off so this fella have her his socks so she put them on went home slept in them and next morning found a big toe nail in them tracy

When i met my husband at our xmas do .11yrs ago, there was this one Who,s daddy was very high up, she was Bitching askin my husband wat on earth he was doin wit a scanger like me! (i'm from "the mun " SHE'S from dalkey! ") she then proceeded to get very drunk and slip on her own vomit! I still see her, and havta smirk.. My husband married that scanger, SHE'S moanin that SHE'S in her 30's wit no man and no babies.. So ha ha ha!!

At my christmas party my boss was very drunk and she knocked my drink out of my hand. I leant down to pick it up and when i stood up i accidentaly headbutted her and busted her nose. I didn't get the best reception toe next day!

I was wasted at my christmas party last year i was feeling sick. Put hand over my mouth but sick sprayed out the side. Then i ended up gettin sick in a urinal

At d arnotts christmas party some yrs ago, myself and my mate noel, who worked in the christmas shop at d time got locked and went bk in2 the store and started pulling »60 (it woz awhile ago) crackers. Security broke thier heart laughing at us but the boss didnt see the funny side. Haha

A guy i wrk with was steaming and refusd to get up and dance without a visiting director of the company whos japanese. After alot of ,ah go on's and no thanks, he pickd up the director by the waist and swung him round the floor like a rag doll. Hilarious!

I worked in an upmarket rest as a waitress. A well known Dublin hairsalon came in and a member of their staff peed on the chair at the dinner table!

We thought it was a great idea to buy a pack of tampons in the hotel shop and go around dropping them in peoples pints of guinness, they swelled up to the size of the glass, a friend of mind decided to fling his at the ceiling ! Within 5mins the whole ceiling was covered in black super size tampons much to the amusement of the hotel staff (not) and we were all asked to leave before 10pm, mick k

A VERY GRUMPY STEPHEN GOT A WAKE UP CALL FROM THE STRAWBERRIES THIS MORNING!

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WELL HERE'S ANOTHER WAKE UP ON KEITH MURPHY FROM TODAY!

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WELL WE'RE OFF SKING IN FEB... STAY TUNED FOR DETAILS... BUT HERE'S SOMETHING TO WHET YOUR APPETITE!!!

WELL DERMOT WAS THE UNWITTING VICTIM OF NIAMH'S WAKE UP CALL HORN TODAY!!!

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THIS MORINING IT WAS CHRISTY LYNCH'S TURN FOR A RUDE AWAKENING FRIM THE STRAWBERRIES!!!

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HERE'S THIS MORNINGS WAKE UP CALL TO BRONWEN, IF YOU'D LIKE SOMEONE WOKEN AT 6.30 TEXT THEM TO US AT 53104 OR EMAIL STRAWBERRY@FM104.IE

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HAVING A BAD DAY?? HAVE A LOOK AT THIS!!

HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF ( NO PUN INTENDED) OF THE STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM ON THE PET NAMES YOU HAVE FOR YOUR BITS!

TOP 10 NAMES FOR YOUR PARTENERS BITS


6. Furry Burger

7. Pinky & Perky

8. Babies Arm

9. Love Rocket

10. Flip Flops - after a few kids they’re nearly @ my feet!



CHECK OUT THE FULL LIST IN TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!!!

WELL TODAY ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THE PET NAMES YOU HAVE FOR YOUR BITS!!!

I call my manhood Mr. Rock Your Socks

Tia and Tamara and tululla!

Pinky and purkey. Paddy mc

Little girl on the boat,ahem clitoris.nicola meneses,clondalkin.

Great song valerie..my fella says he has a big needle 2 inject me with his poison..glenda.the show a great laugh 2day..

My boyfriends bits got the name of curious george for obious reasons.

Hey guys i call my boyfriends tingy tinkerbell... I have to say he doesn like it very much i dunno why! Grace x

My ladies private lady area ip called fionnuala or hamburger heavan Shane in Dundrum

My wife since she had d baby call my willy 007 she says shake n not stoured from paddy

My partner calls mine fluffy buns

I call my mates boobs wobbling and bob ?

Hey jim and niamh,we call boyfriends bits,bebop and rocksteady,he was crazy about the turtles when he was a kid.jane.

I call my fellas thing his one eyed monster rose in lusk

Good morning jim and niamh,i call my bite Anaconda cause the wife shes afraid of snakes and maybe thats the reason y she wont go near it? wayne

My wife calls mine 'Mr. Percival Proud.' And I call hers ' Little Miss Muffit.' Mark in Dunboyne

Cockey jockey cause he rides with atitude !! from martin

Furry sausage wallet,

I call me girl,s ?? The port tunnel. Coz it cost loads 2get it open and every time i wana go in2 it i have 2pay. And its the same size. 4m stephen whelan . Cabra west

I call my fella's bits 'big ben' cause when i seen them 1st i said 'ding dong'

Mine could be called Polyfilla cos it could fill any Gap From Terry

I call my bf bits gissppee or d one eyed milk man.klove d show.kiarna

My wife calls mine her german helmet and magic mushroom after been sercumsiside

Fury burger

Lads i think dublin is going mad! I'm sittin on the bus going into town and i've just seen a house fully decorated 4 xmas???

You can't keep your eyes open when you sneeze. Mick k . Navan .

I have a stupid joke 4 u niamh why did the boy throw de butter out de window because he wanted to see a butterfly ray

The m50 is in bits it looks like fragil rock?

Im thinking of asking this boy out. Hes in 2nd year nd im in 1st year. Should i ask him?

Mornin lad's when the wife's in the car with me i have fat nag that tell's me what to do . Willie

I work in a creche and we make toast in the mornins the kids would love toast wit your logo on it we always listen to you every mornin... Catherine rathfarnham day nursery

Do you have to upload female software to those sat nav's that say's thing's like at the junction take your other right . Willie

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is how do you get them in there!

I rang a chinese last nite and asked if he done takeaway and he said yes so i asked him wat 13 takeaway 10Was. He said i kill u long time motherbitch.. Harry

THE POLICE ARE LOOKING FOR A MURDER SUSPECT DESCRIBED AS INTELLIGENT, CRAFTY, SOPHISTICATED AND GORGEOUS. YOU TWO ARE SAFE BUT WHERE WILL I HIDE??....Keith Duff

If super glue is so good how does it come out of the bottle it should stick to the inside of it. Paul.

I think this joke deserves the toaster. Did you see the new film out about the truck........ No..... Neither did I, but I seen the trailer last week. Phil, Clondalkin

friend me mine who hates public transport told me the classic. You give a taxi man a tenner and you cant shut him up. You give a bus driver a euro and your not allowed to talk to him

I wana kno does the toaster have fm104 written on it cos i've decorated my kitchen like a radio studio the cooker looks like decks the light fittings are like hanging mic's and the fridge door have life size jim and niamh posters plastered to it looks great i feel like i'm in studio wit you guy's every morning. The toaster would look perfect. thanks steph swords

WELL YESTERDAY WE GAVE AWAY ANOTHER PRIZE THAT MONEY CANT BUY! ERICA BYRNE SCOOPED A TRIP TO MONACO FOR THE 2008 GRAND PRIX!!!

STAY TUNED TO DUBLIN'S HIT MUSIC STATION FM104 FOR ANOTHER PRIZE THAT MONEY CAN'T BUY COMING SOON!!!!

WELL OVER THE NEXT WHILE WE'LL BE LOOKING TO GET CELEB ITEMS TO GIVE AWAY!! WE DECIDED WE'D START WITH WACKO JACKO! HERE'S THE LETTER NIAMH WROTE HIM!

THIS MORNING WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THINGS YOU'VE GOTTEN FROM CELEBS. WE WERE ALSO LOOKING FOR IDEAS OF CELEB ITEMS WE SHOULD TRY TO GET!!!

Harry from mcfly gave me his drumstick. :)

I got a chip in my tooth from danny from the coronas. I was taking a drink from a bottle of beer and he hit off it with his elbow and it chipped my tooth. Cat.

See if you can something of Liam Gallagher

Please write to Sharon Stones and and ask her can i have a loan of her body just for a weekend that will do for me what a woman

I got a hug from christy dignam. becuse he's my uncle . From: emily carrick

I would love gemma atkinsons knickers since i will never have her i may as well have the next best thing

I got a jersey of malcolm o kelly the day he came home from the world cup

How about Steven Gerrards football boots

The dirty grannies head cover from naked camera.

Kayne wests sunglasses in video for stronger Hayley

Roseary beads from pope john paul 2 back in 1979 when he was here. I was only seven.. Andy living in blanch met two of you last saturday. Love the album

Angalena jolee,s bra . gareth in work

i got an std from the Hoff therese cabra

I recieved an std from twink.Keith from dublin

DONT FORGET! WE WIL BE DOWN ON THE ROADHOG AT GOSKATE IN BOOTERSTOWN TOMORROW FROM 6! COME DOWN, AND SAY HI!!!

ITS GETTING CLOSER!!

HERE'S MORE OF YOUR TEXTS ON THE STRANGEST PLACES YOU'VE HAD SEX! NAUGHTY!!!!

Jim nd niamh ..once did it with a nurse while i was in hospital ward with the curtains closed over . I was gettin my tonsils removed. that was 2 years ago nd
were gettin married next year....Chris from dublin....

Me and my gf do it on d litl tank over d toilet,ye cant wear trousers tho,unles der only on 1leg,itz savage!

Big wheel at funderland a few years ago, man it was cold.....

We wer all goin 2 hollyhead on d boat.wen d boat left port i woz feeln abit sick,so me n d girl i woz wit at d time went 2 get sum fresh air n ended up havn sex at d front of d stena line n it woz freezn-if d girl is listening she no's who she is.

Hey guys my boyfriend and myself went away for the weekend on the way back we got in the mood so we pulled into a field off the main dublin road done the dead and robbed 2 heads of cabbage while we were there

On the bonett of garda car!was a huge fight one night in town and wen the gards came they abondend there car n went on foot and thats wen me and the missus step in!

Eamonn doran toilets, or when the new bus shelters came out wit the seats, she was waiting on the last bus n 1 thing led to another she had to get a taxi then

Myself and my boyfriend were invited 2 a bible study. we got bored 1 said i needed 2 use the loo then he excused himself and followed me. We had a bit of nookie and returned much happier abett our sin

I did it in a dentist chair beat that john coolock

Did it in a changin room in dundrum shoppin centre. Quick but fun

I went to mexico and worked in a bar/pizza place near the beach in cancun. I had sex with one of my co workers on the counter they make pizzas on. Cas

In a full bath while wearing my jeans. My boyfriend finds it sexy and makes me cut a hole in my old ones. Stephanie.

Bouncie castle at a mates party , conor

On way back from eminem concert.., got tired walkin and had sex underneath big ball at NAAS

I was with my girlfriend on the kitchen table at home on debs night and got caught by my mother.needless to say we didn't eat dinner there for a while.

Once at a bus stop n we went bhind it on2 d church grounds. Once wen we were younger n d sitn rm but suddenly heard her parents cum nd frnt gate,tryd grapn trousers but 1leg wz nside out wot a nite mare n sweat teamin out of me,tank god tey were lockd n jst popd tere head n 2 say hi. Then of crse teres always d pub toilet but n my case it wz d wheelchair toilet n a shopn centre. Terry

Me and my boyfriend had sex in the elevator of the eiffel tower in paris during a very romantic weekend away from Thomas Whelan

WELL AS WE DO EVERY WEDNESDAY, WE HAD ANOTHER POLL WITH HERALD AM! HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF OF THE WEIRDEST PLACES YOU'VE EVER HAD SEX!!!

6. In a Fast Food Restaurant

7. On a Bus/Train

8. On a Big wheel

9. In the Life-Guard’s Hut

10. On the Bonnet of a car

FOR THE FULL LIST GRAB A COPY OF HERALD AM TOMMORROW, AND STAY TUNED TO THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104!! AND IF YOU CANT BE GOOD.... BE GOOD AT IT!!!

JUST A REMINDER THAT WE WILL BE ON THE FM104 ROADHOG SIGNING COPIES OF THE BEST OF UNCOVERED UNPLUGGED ALBUM AT THE PAVILLIONS SC IN SWORDS TODAY!

BRING YOUR COPY OF THE ALBUM AND RECIEVE YOUR FREE COPY OF PIERRE'S JUST HAVIN A LAUGH CD!!!

WELL THE STRAWBERRY ALBUM WAS LAUNCHED LAST THURSDAY DOWN AT TEMPLE ST HOSPITAL.THE DUBS PLAYERS, PJ GALLAGHER AND ASLAN'S BILLY WERE ALL THERE!!!

THE STRAWBERRY ALBUM "THE BEST OF UNCOVERED UNPLUGED" IS OUT NOW AT ALL GOOD RECORD SHOPS! ALL PROCEEDS GO TO TEMPLE ST HOSPITAL!

MAKE SURE YOU PICK UP YOUR COPY AND LETS GET IT TO NUMBER 1!!!

WELL AS YOU'LL KNOW WE WERE AUCTIONING OFF A STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK TOASTER SIGNED BY THE STEREOPHONICS!! HERE'S THE BIG SPENDER WITH THE HIGHEST BID!

WELL ITS WEDNESDAY AND HERE'S OUR STRAWBERRY POLL WITH HERALD AM ON YOUR DATING DISASTERS!!!

6. Finding out your boss is your date’s parent

7. Being Boring

8. Drunkenness

9. Wet patches after a toilet visit

10. Bad table manners

PAMELA FLOOD FROM OFF THE RAILS WAS LIVE IN STUDIO ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK TODAY!!!

DEANO RIDES (ANYTHING) I MEAN AGAIN!!! HERE'S DEANO ON A HORSE IN JERVIS ST CENTRE WITH NIAMH'S WONDERFUL CAMERA WORK!

WELL OUR COMPANY SWAP CONTINUES. ADVANCE FINANCIAL SERVIES AND ADVANCE AUCTIONEERS SEND US IN THIS LOAD OF MERCH!

SEND US SOME OF YOUR COMPANY'S MERCH. STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK, FM104, HUME HOUSE, BALLSBRIDGE D4!

THIS WEEK WITH HERALD AM WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR VOTES FOR OUR POLL WHO SHOULD BE THE NEW IRELAND BOSS! HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF!

TOP 10 FAN’S CHOICE IRELAND MANAGERS


6. Martin O’ Neill

7. Liam Brady

8. Kermit

9. Bertie

10. Jesus



FOR THE FULL LIST BE SURE TO CHECK OUT TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!

CHECK IT OUT... YOUR CHANCE TO BID FOR A STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK TOASTER SIGNED BY THE STEREOPHONICS!

WELL AS PART OF OF OUR COMPANY SWAP WE ARE LOOKING FOR MERCH FROM YOUR COMPANY IN EXCHANGE FOR SOME OF OURS! A TEAM HEALTH CARE SENT US THIS IN!

WELL HERE THEY ARE ALL THE PICS OF THE STEREOPHONICS FROM FRIDAY! CALM YOURSELF LADIES!

ALL THIS MORNING ON THE STRAWBERRY ALARM CLOCK ON FM104 WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOUR TEXTS ON THINGS YOU'VE BLAGGED FOR FREE!

I blagged a laptop outa p c world 3 years ago, after findin a damaged 1 in their skip, braught it back in 2 weeks later, and blagged a new 1, class, (bill)

Managed to blog my way to get free posh resturant meals for over 6 mths. Coz Had tummy bug and b/f it took hold I went to this resturant and puked my guts up after having their meal. So I complained that the meal and food was not right to manager of this posh place. Must have got €15OO of freebies meals over the last 6 mths 4free ha ha Hope the resturant manager is not listening in. Brian Fairview

My Brother's Stag weekend We went to Leeds to take in a match as he is a big Leeds fan, on the saturday me and me 2 brothers went to Ellen Rd. to get tickets for the game on the sunday, only to be told the grounds were shut, i blagged the Security who got John mc Callenz to give us a prive tour of the stadium, it made me brothers weekend ! Gary Mullen Whitehall.

I stood outside hill16 pretending to cry when a stewart asked me what was wrong i told him i was pickpocketed and my ticket was gone after much balling i got in to a premier seat

When i was younger i used to blag my way into night clubs sayin i was at the bank so i didn have to show i.d or pay in ha ha...karen on the m50

We were in sweden on a trainin camp in 2000 as part of the irish bobsleigh team and we blagged 6 tickets to see U2. No trainin the next day 4 us:) paul

My brother rented a car in germany on a provisional licence by saying provisional was a province in ireland andrea ashbourne

TODAY ON THE SHOW WE WERE LOOKING FOR THE TEXTS OF THE WORST LIES YOU'VE EVER TOLD!

When i was 5 i did a poo outside the house and blamed our dog.unfortunatly they didnt believe me,at least i didnt have to clean it up

I told me brother that if he scrubbed his face wit a lemon and then put salt on it . It would get rid of his freckles so he went and scrubbed his face raw and his face was 1 big scab for weeks

When i was about 4,i'm the youngest of six kids, my then fifteen yr old brother told me that i was found in the jungle. Said i was a wolf child. I asked how come i didn't look like a wolf and he said cos ma and da had yer teeth filed down and yer facial hair removed! I cried me eyes out! Haha just thought i'd share. Claire

A guy i know told me his mum always told him that women can't fart. He actually believed this til he was 19 and had his first girlfriend who let one rip in front of him. Mary, kimmage

Years ago i was told if i was late for work again i would get the sack then i sleep it out i put talc powder on my face and went into work the boss told me i did not look well and told me to take the day off work gerard conlan

I used 2 work with my friend which wos also my boss at the time. He gave me a lift every morning 2 work. I wos coming home from a party at 4 in the morning so i snuck in 2 his garden & slowly let the air out of his 2 of his tyres. I rang him up at 8 oclock & told him a little white lie (from my bed) that i wos ready 2 go 2 work. He told me 2 it wos o.k. & i cud have the day off kos his car wos out of action. Little did he no wos all he had 2 do wos pump the wheels back u & i got 2 cure my hangover. Were still best mates even now. Gary, cabra.

went to my nieces graduation. I had my photo taken with her gown and hat on me. I sent it to my sister and told her i graduated from trinity college. She took the photo into the camera shop to have it enlarged and framed and put it in pride of place on her mantle piece. She boasted to all her neighbours about me and they still think i am a genius. After about six months we told her it was a big windup.

I was in my parents house a few yrs back wi my ex girlfriend nd she Wasnt feelin well.So she went 2d toilet nd lets jus say she destroyed d toilet nd broke it.Well she was so embarrassed that i made up a huge story told my folks that it was me nd they always look at me weird now wen i visit.Gerry, Dublin

Me n my friend told her 12yr old brother that it was normal 4 a boy his age 2 hav a 13inch penis.how terible..he said he did n there was nothin 2 worry about.say he was dreadin getin down 2 with his 1st girlf.michelle..vemrp

Do ya know the big ball with the roads on it in Naas. I told my little bro that that was made of elastic bands he still believes it to this day and he is

Years ago on a family day out on the beach i told my sister i found chalk, it was actually dog poo gone white, and told her not to tell ma cuz she wouldn't let us bring it home, so she snuck it into her bag and when mammy was emptying the bags , she seen t poo and went bananas and my sister got into trouble.. Tee hee..

HERE'S THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR STRAWBERRY POLL FOR THIS WEEK. ITS ALL ABOUT STUFF YOU'VE BORROWED AND NOT RETURNED!

6.Lighters
7.Tools
8.Jewellery
9.CD’s/DVD’s
10.Phones



CHECK OUT THE FULL LIST IN TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!

THIS MORNING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE THINGS YOU'VE BORROWED AND NOT RETURNED! HERE'S SOME OF YOUR TEXTS!

A friend of mine borrowed my two favourite movies..dirty dancing and love actually. He never gave them back to me...and now he moved abroad and got married. Tabitha

My mum borrowed my dolce and gabana light blue purfume on the way to the air port and put it in her hand bag. It got confiscated at customs. It was the last thing my ex got me and she laughed at me wen i started cryin.

I lent my friend my credit card number so she could but some books i never got the money back and she used the number twice after that tracey lucan

When I was renting in a house in Ranelagh I "borrowed" my mates recorder that 5 years ago he thinks he lost it from Mark in Donaghmede

A friend of mine borrowed my paisley shirt in 1987. I never got it back. It was my good pulling shirt for sunday evening mass. Some great looking birds in priorswood church at six mass back then. Keith

When i was 10,i lent my skuba diving barbie to a friend....im now 22 and still cut up about it!im also no longer their friend! Thanks,arann from lambay island,rush

Sarah little borrowed 2 porn dvds about 6 months her number is 0863126703 can you get it back for me andy

I have been asked 4 a lone of a pair of knickers! Didn't realy want them back.

My sister borrowed my boyfriend to go to her debs

If i get a new cd my friend will want to borrow it before it gets into my cd player- He wont have any visitors- afraid you might take ur stuff back! Big cd collection and none of them are his

ANN MURPHY FROM TALLAGHT WAS TAKING PART IN OUR HOUSEHOLD OLYMPICS CHALLENGE TODAY!