FRAN SENT IN THESE DEADLY SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS OF NIAMH AND JIM!

TODAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE WORST LINES YOU'VE USED TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE!

This wasn't really a break up cause i only met the girl once but she wanted to meet up again and i didn't so i told her she looked like me sister and it felt weird

I told a girl i was gay once the get away from her. I told her i went with her ta stop my parents thinkin i was gay. I met her in a bar about 6 months later i was with a girl and she told her in the toilet i was gay. From nigel.

Me worse ever break up line was. Even me ma said you were to good for me. And wat was worse was the girl agreed

Oh the best way to finish up with some1 is too get caught doing the dirt end off you get blanked never to be seen again happy days just make sure your not in the area when she finds out and that all your clothes are in a safe place

My friend was told, years ago by a well known businessman....its not me its u.! It was michael o leary, before anyone knew him. But u guys prob cant say on air. Cheers. Susie.

Brought my 5 year old nephew up to my girlfriend and got him to call me daddy and said i wanted to get back with his mother she was heart broken but it worked ........ Ash .....

I work as a plumber and told her straight out its over flo

I texted a girl to break up and when she replyed why, i texted back cause ur a physco

I jst told a girl d usual one tat i jst wantd 2b on my own n its nt her.then she folowd me 1nite n cn me wit a girl so she chasd me alover dublin n her car til i broke a red lite n hid n a carpark,shes a garda nw so im stil hidingI jst told a girl d usual one tat i jst wantd 2b on my own n its nt her.then she folowd me 1nite n cn me wit a girl so she chasd me alover dublin n her car til i broke a red lite n hid n a carpark,shes a garda nw so im stil hiding

I told a girl once that i was breaking up with her before she broke it off with me she said why would i break it of with you i said ask your sister

I sang d song 'its over' by kurupt in front of every1

Breaking up with jodi marsh, im sorry i just cant stand the taste of silacone, mick k

I asked you to call my girlfriend wake hes up and brake up cos she cheated on me. She doesnt deserve a respectful brake up

An ex told me we had to break up because I analysed things too much. What did he expect. . . . I'm a woman

Just tell her two feck of ya weirdo u in bits the tide wouldnt take u out shay

Brought her 2 see 10 things i hate about you then dropped her home n gave her the bad news ha ha. Tony

I no a guy dat he got his friends 2 pretend he died and brought her to somone elses funeral and she wouldn go in because she killed his ma because she would of killed her because she hated her and he got away wit it she believed dem she was a Weirdo . Jonny artane

Tried 2 break up with an old girlfriend heaps of times but she wud not hear of it so final straw was i snogged her sister and she forgave me..So i went 2 australia for a year and didnt tell her..Tom

TODAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT COVERS THAT ARE BETTER THAN THE ORIGINALS!

Thin lizzy whiskey in the jar better than the dubliners

Steelers wheel version of stuck in the middle with you is better than the orig . Noel

Nirvanas cover of the man who sold the world

Arctic monkeys did a live cover of girls aloud song 'love machine' in a radio interview. its a million times better than the original! Sarah. Leixlip

Metallica whiskey in the jar

Live and let die..gun's and rose's...much better than original...alan

Dave mattew's band bitch's ain't so cover

All along the watch tower a bob dylan song originally. Oasis doin my generation is brilliant live. Eoin

The coronas-my love and i get by with a lil help 4m my friends-joe cocker..4m cathy in rathfarnham

Angey. By aslan. 4m stephen. Cabra.

David Grays Say Hello Wave Goodbye By Soft Cell. Lorraine

Green day working class hero the john lennon song any chance u could play it.

Prince song kiss sung by tom jones it was ok but not as good as prince also anyone who murders any Elvis song THE KING

My fav cover, feel like a bit of traitor but I'll tell the truth... Its la corona's my love, cover of jt. I'm so ashamed i can't even his full name but he is my love! Julie

Ub4os version of "cant help fallin love"s better dan elvis version paddy in blessington

original version.

Oasis do i am the walrus better than the beatles, pat

Big country tracks of my tears

Travis covering hit me baby one more time

TODAY WE WERE ASKING YOU TO TEXT IN THE MOST ANNOYING DRIVING HABITS. HERE'S SOME OF THEM. FOR THE TOP 5 CHECK OUT TOMMORROW'S HERALD AM!!

D worst habit of dublin drivers is when they (patticularly d older folk) pull out in front of u really fast and then crawl down d road!dat makes me tres angry!

Not staying in the left hand side of roundabout when taking 2nd exit.

It wrecks my head wen gobshites drive around in der convertibles wen its not even nice out. I always put my window washers on and drench dem. James

People who park in wheelchair spaces and dont need them

My biggest pain is drivers not knowing the rules of a roundabout and general road rule - GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT!!

I hate the woman that do there makeup while driving

My mother turns in2 shrek when people don't use there indicater on a roumdabout:-)nicky ballybrack

Ex-bloody-actly that drive's me potty, I bet the parents have their seat belts on, And They'll be the first one's crying.. MY CHILD.. MY CHILD.. From Sinead

I hate when your driving down the rode and a boy racer come wit their big exhaust pipe. I also hate when they dont indacate goin around the round about. Love fm 1 o4

I hate when ya stuck in traffic and someone come down the bus lane 2 skip the the traffic jam and the car in front of u lets them in

Im from the country and live in dublin.Dublin drivers do my nut in when they dont acknowledge an act of kindness,like if u let them out of a space or into a lane and they dont even have the manners to raise their hand to say thanks.Or the prats who fly down the bus lane at rush hour while the rest of us obey the rules and stay in the queue.Usually done by sleepy lookin over weight construction dickheads in vans who couldn't be bothered to get up on time.

Drivers at traffic lights who beep their horns a nano second after the light turns green! From emma

I hate slow drivers and i always have them in front of me even now as i text

What about STAYIN in d outside lane on a dual carriage way and motorway

When drivers drive to slow in the fast lane of the motorway

Hi Jim and Niamh, I hate when people give you the royal wave like they're the queen after they've just done something completely idiotic, nearly causing a five car pile up. Aoife.

Idiots staying on the overtaking lane on dual carraige ways. Mark

DANGEROUS DEANO WAS SET LOSE IN DUBLIN YESTERDAY. HE WAS CHALLENGED TO GET TO THE ZOO IN A PINK GORILLA SUIT!!!!!

CHECK OUT THE FULL SET OF PICS AT STRAWBERRYFM104.BEBO.COM

KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THIS AROUND DUBLIN TOMMORROW MORNING!!!!

SIMON DELANEY JOINED US IN STUDIO THIS MORNING!!

TODAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE WHO HAVE FAMOUS NAMES. HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST ONES!!!

Mine is james browne

Next door neighbour is called michael collins!

My name is old style sort of famous!its ray lynam as in ray lynam and the hillbillies!from omagh but workin in dublin

I used to work with a girl called carrie grant

I share my name with paul byrne from tv3 news woohoo

My name is Paul McGrath. Is that famous enough?

There's a fella up the road from me called Kirk Douglas.

There is a bloke that works wit me called kirk douglas.honestly.

Kerry King (slayer)

John barnes

My sisters name is Rachel Hunter And she's determined she's NEVER changing her name

My brother in law is called Jimmy Carr

I went out with a girl from ballyfermot called gene Kelly

My friends name is michael york after the actor.

I work with a bloke called kenny roggers

Theses a guy that lives around the corner from me in castleknock his name is colm farrell and he is not the actor

J.lo but its bloke

My brother name is liam brady

I work with a woman called pat Kenny

I work with nick leeson and hes English

My friends son is dean martin..

My 7 yr old son is Callum Best, and no i didnt name hm after hm. Denise Best, Firhouse.

THIS MORNING WE WERE ASKING FOR YOUR TEXTS OF THINGS YOU WANT JIM TO FIX... 53104 IS THE NUMBER IF YOU'D LIKE TO ADD YOURS!

I want Jim 2FIX it for me to go2 The Simpsons moVie Premier, (go on..I'll love U 4ever) He'd make a 34 year old Child very happy if he could :-) From Gary P.


Jim 'ill fix it. Hi jim can u fix it for me to have one piece of cosmetic surgery done that i need to help my confidence that i can never afford :( you would make my dreams come true thank u Pamela

Jim 'ill fix it. Hi jim can u fix it for me and my boyfriend to go in a limo to have a pampering session for a day like massages and other treatments and get done up to have dinner and spend the night in the resort. Were building a house and can't afford to go on holidays this year so this one day and night would really fix it for us. Thank u Pamela

Ha ha crazy i wouldn do that but if jim could fix my mam help her get a make over she is so down and hates lookin at her self she has no confidence atal and it eats me up in side to see her this way please please please help me jim and niamh it wud be a dream come tru x x cindy ballymun x x

Can jim fix it4me and girlfriend 2go+ see liverpool 'v' chelsea in anfield at the 11th august it will b her 1st game thanks..

Getting married next year and would love to do it in croke park. Please Jim fix it please

jim n niamh hi its ur num 1 fan x cindy from ballymun .can jim fix suim 4 me i really would love to go to a Dubs match and streak ha ha can he fix this ha ha love you guys x x

Jim can u fix it for me, all i want is to deliver a pizza in a ferrari.Thanks Trev

Jim can U FIX it 4me 2Get 1 of The Simpsons displays in the Cinema at the moment, i tried (unsuccessfully) im the BIGGEST Simpsons collector in Ireland & need 1

Jim can you fix my mate up with a sheep hes an Offly fan up for the weekend and cant find any in Dublin.

WE WERE TALKING ABOUT IT THIS MORNING, NIAMH LOVES AND HERE IT IS, THE DONEGAL CATCH ADVERT. IN A FILING CABINET!!!!!

http://

THIS MORNING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOME OF THE THINGS THAT WE WOULD COMPLAIN ABOUT. HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST ONES!!!!

Grumpy old women!

They hav to complain about getin the yelow old stains out of there jox

The price of a pint

I would complain about grumpy old men who give out about kids being kids in the cinema

Was in kfc and wat ever i bought came to 6.95 and i gave 10 and was givin back 3 so i had 20cent and i asked 4 a sauce and was told 25cent so i gav 20cent and said u owe me5 cent dat just does me head in if im in a shop and they say they hav no 1or2cents for ur change ill just say gimme jellys.ha

Heya niamh jim id say they complain about waiting in ques and women dropping kids to school in big jeeps and the price of a haircut

I have to agree that the irish seem to think that they become the problem if they complain,but it is the people who are providing the 'service' who should be inconvienienced,these big faceless company's should tell their no 1 priority,the customer ,what the problem is and how long it takes to resolves it,not bareface lies,disgrumpled customer

We'd be complaining about the youth of today of course..

I'd complain that things just aren't the same as the good old days

THIS MORNING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE BIGGEST FASHION FAUX PAS. HERE'S SOME OF THE WORST!!!!

White socks and black shoes! They gotta be Michael Jackson fans!

I remember going school disco wearing everything white including white boots and a piano tie I must have looked a right twat from lance kilcock

I seen a girl yesterday with tights white socks and runners walking to work healthy but shocking

Hi all how about the poodle perm and the puff ball skirt .total fashion f!@kup.

What about all the Lazy gits going around wearing their Pjs? If a fell was to wear his PJs in public it would look so weird. Mary

Im wearing white socks and black shoes

It sounds like a Jake Stephens Suit you were wearing Jim..from Noel.

I seen a girl yesterday with tights white socks and runners walking to work

Years ago u had to pull the birds pants down to see her bum now u have to pull her bum apart to see her pants ,bee smith

WE ALSO HAD SOME REALLY FUNNY RANDOM TEXTS ABOUT THE M50 THIS MORNING.... HAVE A LOOK!!!!

Im driving along in my lorry on the M50 and i thought id text in to let you know how nice people are because they keep waving at me and pointing at my lorry. Also even tough its raining out its quite warm because im burning up in my lorry !

Mary harney is walking around the m50 with some umpa lumpas looking for the chocolate factory, Trev

Iv seen micheal mc, dowell out on a tower crain, demand attention for es job back, i think e should sack wearin the tutu! Its not workin haha

Chuck Norris is on O'Connell Bridge directing traffic with the spire.

I just saw niamhs mam drive past on the M50 with about half a dozen children hanging on to the outside of her car !

Bob geldof has done a streak down the middle of the m50 shoutin,Peace! And the guard's have arrested him for indecent exposure.

Boa geldof is colkectn money 4 charity wile randy newman sings his new song 'dnt hassle da hoff'. Andy

Steve staunton is naked on the toll bridge washing cars for free.

The fantastic four are no more i just saw them being over powered by the hulk and david hasslehoff.

Wonder woman and the invisible man are offering cuddles. Shit i just seen super man slap his boyfriend spider man with the truck that was on fire

Gordon Ramsay is running up and down the m50 f=ing everyone off

There is a giant destroying dorset st looking for the wax museum.

Chuck norris jst roundhouse kickd a mary poppins 4 not givin him food!! Into a micra! Andy

Micheal barrymore has just been seen gettin a DART

Newsflash - M50 upgrade is actually a cover for a runway for The Thunderbirds, going to save the world, well, if and when its finished. South African Steve.

My god optimus prime is on the m50 at finglas and just transformed into a cinema!! But the gremlins were fed after 12 and are causin mayhem!

Mary poppins is going 2 each car offering a spoonful of sugar. Mite nick her brollie. I wont b late 4 work than

I was served by a monkey wit sunglasses on the m50 tolbridge’’

I just saw the bertie scutting on the back of that burning van

Cirean whelan punching the head of that mucka gramh geraty of meath at m 5o up the dubs

Bruce willis is hanging off the side of the maynooth train to pearse st,hes wearing a white vest and its all dirty,wonder whats going on?

Rambo is running down the m50 because Rocky is chasing him to be first to rescue the man in the burning truck

THIS MORNING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THINGS THAT YOU DONT SEE ANY MORE. HERE'S SOME OF THE BEST ONES....

Kellogs reflectors 4 ur bicycles wheel, jenny

Do u remenber wopa bars for 5p

I use to go collecting copper use to make a mint havint seen that in year's robbie.

Do you remember Dracula ice pops? Joe in Killiney

scrap man on the horse and cart, Ian from east wall

Yes mobile video man in finglas

The man came 2 the house 2 collect the stout bottles on his bike

Remember the cool pops.... There was a guy who used to sell bottle s of lemonade three for a pound... Every Sunday…. Loved the cream soda and raspberry... and the toffee apple man

Rag and bone man

Morning stawberry's i remeber when children got 10 pence at the week-end from shannan

Going around collectin scrap was called 'pickaroony' u'd get lead copper slate off roofs used 2 do it hard n filthy work but at 15 was gettin more than me da was.

Mark hear .i use to colect golf balls-and sell them to -golfers for 50p each to mean to pay full price so they use to get them off me –

Picking strawberries for money

TODAY ON THE SHOW WE WERE TALKING ABOUT SOME OF THE GAMES YOU USED TO PLAY AS A KID... HERE'S SOME OF THE TEXTS!!!!

Lads IRA was de best game. There were 2 teams and each team has a secret word. Den each member has a letter of der teams secret word. Den everyone runs nd tries t find an opposite team member nd wen ya find den ya literly beat dem up t get der letter nd if dey wont give it t ya, ya hav t torture dem ha. Den wen ya get a few letters ya try guess de word. 1st t guess de word wins! Greg

A few games where Scotch(getting wacked by the ball),bull dog(or maybe called red rover),we used to play lots of games with rope,skipping,jump as it goes higher.Also elastics was played.Yeah lots of fresh air no computer games for us .Frm rachael.

Did u play red rover wear u linked hands and called some ne from the other team and thay had to brake the link if not thay had to come on to your team .

Queenie -i -o who has the ball, is she big r is she small, is she fat or is she thin r does she hav a weddin ring. One person threw the ball and whoever caught it hid it.

Gud mornin on the squares on the road ye used 2 play pussy 4 corners can u remember dat one?

Kick t can. Rounders. Kerbs are gr8 games and not 4getting spin t bottle where u get 2 kiss t goodlooking boys. katherine.

Bulldog and kiss chasing

Kiss chasing, kick d can, relievio, red rover. Mary

How about knock a Dolly... Where ya use to knock on a door and run off... Gary in tallaght

Combo bashings

When I lived in Cabra I used to go to the train tracks and put stuff from pound coins to little toy cars on the tracks and watch the train flatten the stuff from Mark


Pebble dash,tro a pebble at a window an leggit.Another 1 we played was seeds,which was like football tennis.We'd paint the court on the road.Keith,Tallaght

Swingball, outside d caravan in blackwater, dn ud get real cocky with d bat and end up slapping ur aponent instead of d ball they'd end up with a thick lip and so wld u coz ur mam wld give u a box 4 not being more careful! Denise Best, Firhouse.

Tip d can, elastics, red rover,bulldogs charge,ira, mother may i, what time is it mr.wolf, polo, splits, bamboo sticks, oh d memories! Amy wallace frm sandyford

Kerbs. Throwing a ball against the kerbs on each side of the road. The only reason kids don’t play these games anymore is because they have x boxes and playstations, the internet and sky TV. We were lucky if we owned a TV. And if you did it was black and white and took 3 hours to tune in with cats ears. We only had bog 1 and bog 2. And there was never anything good on to watch so we had to use our imaginations and come up with games like, scotch and kerbs and rounders. Give a kid a ball today and they will ask how it works. Where do we plug it in?

WE HAD NIALL STOKES FROM HOTPRESS IN STUDIO TODAY

KEVIN O' TOOLE WAS ON USE YOUR TOOL AND FOOL US... HERE HE IS WITH HIS TOOL!!

MAD MIKE, DANGEROUS DEANO AND CRAZY CLAIRE WENT TO RE-EANCT THE FINANCIAL REGULATOR ADVERT ON THE BUSSES. HAVE A LOOK!!!!

">

">

ANDREA CORR WAS LIVE IN STUDIO ON THURSDAY!!!!

Me bro picks his toe nails with the good kitchen knife and he always dose it even though I go mental every time

The thing that wrecks my head is people walkin into exams and sayin I didn't study and they did! or when people come out of an exam and say I failed that

People missing the toilet when they go for a pee.

People who give u a shower when talking u get sprayed from head to toe the just open their mouth and ups its disgusting teresa

My girlfriend picks her split ends and then rips them in two it drives me mad

My moth spends all me bleeding money and that gets on my chomper big time.

People that eat with their mouths open. Pigs

This is what really annoys me... When people bang the fork off their teeth when eatin then sit there and suck on their teeth.. Cindy in clondalkin..

When i was in school my teacher picked his nose! Worse habit ever!

I eat my scab's.. Ciaran... Walkinstown

TODAY WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THE SOREST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU. HERE'S SOME OF THEM. OUCH!!!!

When i was 4 my appendix burst i was at home. My dad brought me 2 the hospital where i had 2 have an operation. Was in there 10 days after. Stephen

I ran trough a glass door and tore ligaments and a tendon in my hand. The worst part was getting a tetanus in the ass on front of the girlfriends mam

almost chopped my finger off with a hatchet when i was twelve was cutting wood and missEd THE wood lol nice scar tho!! Richard in drumcondra

Worst pain of my life, first day of holidays in gran canaria walking down road and my ear got caught in a bush and next thing I knew it was hanging off it was a nightmare Dave

7 yrs old and 'helping' my Dad out in the garden and stuck a garden fork through my big toe. Had been told not 2 touch it so hopped back in2 house then screamed

Andy my worst pain was when i ignored ingrown toe nail for yonks and had to get whole nail removed by doc. . . The pain of getting few injections up under the nail was horrible - my language was choice. Get it fixed before it gets infected, because it will eventually!! Helen

Most pain i felt was in work when a pallet of coke was lowered on my toes and no safety boots on..i needed 3 surgeries to fix my big toe..Noel.

Hi guys when i was younger i was ice skating and taking the boots off( like the way u kick shoes off ) well the blade cut of right between my two toes ......

Mornin strawberries. I had my varicous veins stripped from my leg last year which wasn't too sore but when i got home that night my 1 year old was so happy to see me that she jumped on me and burst my stitches. Turlough in Navan

Broke my leg in two places and one in my ankle at same time playing football! Bones were just 1 mm from breaking the skin! Brian in Navan

I work as a butcher and i once managed to slice my finger nail off as well as cuttin off the top of my finger

I got hit in the face with a high jump poll at sports day and i wasn't even jumping, i was just watching

Hi guys ... Fell of the roof of an old renault 4 that was on top of an other car in a scrap yard and caught my groin on the rusty chrome bumper and was hangin for about 20 mins until my dad lifted me off

USE YOUR TOOL AND FOOL US TODAY WAS ANTOINETTE FROM SHELBOURNE DENTAL CLINIC

HERE HE IS.... NIAMH'S UNCLE NED!!!

SOME OF YOUR UNUSUAL TALENTS FROM THIS MORNING!!

I can dislocate my shoulder and lick my elbow. Don’t ask how I know that I just do. From Abbie

I'm double jointed in my knees. I can bend them right back. From Sinead

Good morning Jim and Niamh I can play the tin whistle with my nose its good craic at parties from Mick


I can pick my nose with my big toe. Tony in Darndale

Can take a cork out of an empty wine bottle using only a tea towel... And can also make the tea towel look like a chicken...

I can pull a rubber glove down over my head as far as my nose, and blow it up wit my nose until it explodes! Paul,

My party piece… I can light my farts on fire. ray Mullins from finglas

I can play the tin whistle with my nose and bend my fingers back until they touch the back of my hand!

I can fold my ear into my ear and then make it pop out without touching it just by making a funny face. Chris

My party trick is taking my eye out sticking it in my pint when goin the toilet so as 2 keep an eye on it. Traze

My mate can ballance a full pint on his tounge

GARY GORMAN DROPPED IN A FRUIT BASKET THIS MORNING!! EVERYONE FROM AROUND THE OFFICE DROPPED IN AT SOME STAGE TO PINCH THE FRUIT!!

THE GUYS FROM LAUNDRY SHOP WERE UNCOVERED UNPLUGGED THIS MORNING...THEY DO THAT HIGHS AND LOWS SONG ON THE DISCOVER IRELAND AD!!

THE JUNGLE TRIAL IN STUDIO THIS MORNING!!

SOME SILLY JOKES FROM THE TEXT THIS MORNING....YA GOTTA LOVE EM!!

A papr bag and a blonde jump off a cliff which lands 1st? The bag,the blonde has to ask for directions!

What dose a dirty egg do? Leaves his yolk hanging out

Whats yellow and fluffy? Yellow fluff. Whats red and fluffy? red fluff, whats black and fluffy? Yellow fluff in the dark

What do u call a spanish man who got his car stolen? Carlos

Doctor doctor i have a strawberry stuck up me bum! Doc....hold on and i get you some cream!!!;-)

Wats pink and fluffy=pink fluff wats blue and fluffy - pink fluff holding its breath

What do u call an egg in a robbed car? A mad yolk

What do u call a one eyed 3 legged donkey who likes elvis? A winky wonkey honky tonky donky!

Wot woz de crab doin on de dance floor . Pullin a muscle

What do u call a chav in a box. Innit! What do u call a chav in a filing cabnet? Sorted!

What happened when the farmer died? There was a big turnip at the the funeral.

THE SAD LIFE OF A PENIS: I've only one eye, my hair is a mess, my relatives are nuts,my neighbours an arsehole, my best friends a c**t & my owners a wanker